Saturday Night's Main Event XXXIV Review

Original Airdate: Saturday, June 2nd, 2007
Air Canada Centre
Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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John Cena vs. Great Khali

Hey, we're showing you this match for free, but buy the pay per view tomorrow with them fighting again! Cena attacks Khali as soon as he walks in and tries to get him up for the FU, but fails. Khali pretty much manhandles Cena here, as really the only purpose of this match existing is to make you think Khali will win the title tomorrow night at One Night Stand. Cena tries to get Khali up for the FU again, but this time he gets him in the air, but Khali elbows him. He hits the double hand chokeslam and then covers him with one foot and gets the pretty unprecedented win over Cena here. Cena basically never loses anything and they are throwing it away for this feud on a pointless show. After the match Khali yells at Cena and then Ranjin Singh says that Khali will beat him anywhere and become WWE Champion. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

There is nothing more that I want to see than an arm wrestling match between Mr. McMahon and Bobby Lashley. I definitely also want to see a whole segment just showing me the backstory on this feud too. Vince does the typical heel move of backing out to get ready. He then says that he won't embarrass Lashley tonight, only tomorrow night. So he brings out Mark Henry instead. Lashley is starting to come back, so Henry attacks him. Lashley comes back with a spear, but then Vince hits him with a chair to the back. This could have never existed and no one would have complained. 

Maris is with Edge and he says that he is the greatest. 

Batista & Chris Benoit vs. MVP & Edge

Benoit and MVP kick things off. Edge is supported here in Toronto tonight. When Batista is in there, no one wants a piece of him, but MVP is the one stuck with him. Benoit hits a trio of German suplexes and then knocks Edge off the apron while climbing the top rope. That gives MVP the extra time to roll out of the way of the diving headbutt. Benoit is able to hit an enzuigiri on Edge, but MVP prevents the tag to Batista. Benoit is finally able to make the tag and he hits a couple of clotheslines before hitting the running powerslam. Edge distracts Batista and then grabs his title belt before leaving the ring. Benoit hits a spinebuster and Benoit hits the top rope headbutt for the victory. This was as basic as it gets. 

Match Rating: *1/4

They show Finlay, Hornswoggle, Boogeyman and Little Boogeyman heading to the ring. 

Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman

Hornswoggle climbed under the ring before the match. We get a moment with Finlay and Little Boogeyman and Finlay slaps him. Little Boogeyman hits a DDT on Finlay and then he tags Hornswoggle, who we can only see his hand from the apron. Hornswoggle rolls up the sleeves and gives him the hat. That distraction allows Finlay to hit a kick to the head of Little Boogeyman. Little Boogeyman is able to get a small package in on both Hornswoggle and Finlay, but both attempts are broken up. Boogeyman then chases Hornswoggle to the back. Finlay kicks Little Boogeyman in the face and picks up the win. As good as Finlay is in this role, I think we can move on. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

Just in case you didn't realize that this show is just all filler, here is Extreme Exposè. While they are dancing, they show Little Boogeyman chasing Hornswoggle. Boogeyman gets involved and Finlay hits him with the shillelagh and then mocks his dancing. It comes back out to the ring and they lift up Layla and Brooke on their shoulders for a chicken fight. Little Boogeyman then chases him back up the entrance ramp. I would not be too mad if Netflix continues to take their time on uploading 2007 Raw episodes. 

Kane, Doink & Eugene vs. Kevin Thorn, Viscera & Umaga

Just when you think things can't get any worse, they give you Kane. Doink stalls to fill airtime here and then Thorn finally hits him with a clothesline. Eugene is wearing his superhero costume and now has buzzed hair. Umaga takes care of him and I can't believe this match is still going on. This is a 3 minute and done match. Instead they're making us sit through 11 minutes of it. Viscera hits his big side slam on Eugene and Eugene rolls out of the ring. Kane gets tagged in and takes care of the other team. He hits the worst looking top rope clothesline in the business on Thorn, but Umaga breaks it up. Thorn tags in Viscera and he misses a splash in the corner. Kane hits a chokeslam and wins. This was absolutely terrible. 

Match Rating: 0 Stars

We then get a music video recap of this turd of a show. 

I am far away from reviewing all of the Saturday Night's Main Events, but I would be shocked if this one doesn't end up in the bottom 3. There were no redeeming qualities to this one and did nothing to make me want to watch One Night Stand. 

Overall Rating: 24%

Monday Nitro 10-9-95 Review

Monday, October 9th, 1995 
Rosemont Horizon
Rosemont, Illinois

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They show Hulk Hogan getting his moustache shaved off. Eric Bischoff, Bobby Henan and Steve McMichael are all wearing Chicago Bears jerseys. Heenan's has a ? instead of a number. Sting joins them and says that he has a solution for a problem between Randy Savage and Lex Luger. 

United States Championship Match
Shark vs. Sting

Shark's gear has to be among some of the worst there is out there. Shark hits a few moves until he misses in the corner. Stink leaps into him from behind, causing Shark to hit the ring post. Sting hits a top rope crossbody and that's it. Whatever. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

They show all of the Hogan drama from last week again. 

Sabu vs. Mr. JL

It's probably a good idea to let Sabu wrestle someone who is used to Sabu's style. With this being a Chicago crowd, they are very much into Sabu. Sabu hits a lot of the high notes. He goes for a hurricanrana off the top, but Mr. JL blocks it. Mr. JL goes off the top rope, but Sabu catches him for a powerbomb. He puts on the Camel Clutch and picks up the victory. After the match, he hits a sunset flip powerbomb to the floor. This felt chaotic in a good way for 1995. 

Match Rating: *1/2

Mean Gene is in the ring with Sting and Lex Luger. In order for Sting to solve the problem, he calls out Randy Savage. Sting wonders why Giant hasn't put his hands on Sting. Sting tells him that he's paranoid and talks about how all of them want to become champion. Sting says that if Luger beats Meng and Savage beats Kamala, the two of them should square off. Luger isn't happy about it and Sting calls him disgusting for that. He says he's tired of sticking up for Luger. Luger looks like he's trying not to crack up. Luger agrees and Savage does as well. This was really cheesy. 

They show Chris Benoit arriving in a limo. 

Disco Inferno is out to dance again. They cut off his music and he turns on his boom box as Big Bubba enters. He keeps doing it while Hawk comes out too. He then steals a kid's WCW hat and puts it on the spike of Hawk. Right. 

Big Bubba Rogers vs. Road Warrior Hawk

Hawk hits a powerslam on Hawk and then Disco Inferno starts dancing on the ring. Hawk rips his shirt and chases him down the aisle. It causes a countout and that's all. Lame.

Match Rating: 1/4*

Mean Gene brings out Hulk Hogan and Jimmy Hart. Hogan comes out in all black and tells both Gene and Jimmy not to talk. Hogan talks trash, but Gene says that won't happen because he is barred from the arena tonight. He then talks about Vince McMahon choking on his own ego for whatever reason. He then talks about beating Gorgeous George in heaven. I don't know, he's just doing his usual nonsensical promo. They show Giant and Taskmaster trying to get in the arena with a monster truck. The cops won't let him in, so Hogan says he'll go back there himself. 

Steel Cage Match
Arn Anderson vs. Ric Flair

They hype up this match as being a pay per view caliber match and they aren't wrong there. However, we go to commercial within the first minute, which never helps. When we come back and Arn hits a spinebuster. Out comes Brian Pillman to start climbing the cage. Flair sees him and shoves him to the floor. Flair tries to put on the Figure Four, but Arn hits Flair with something and that's enough to pick up the win. They show the replay and he has brass knuckles. They couldn't have given us a few more minute of ring action there? 

Match Rating: 1/2*

Ric is fuming and goes to the announcer booth. He says he wants both Pillman and Arn next week. We then get more recap stuff from the announcers. Next week it will be Diamond Dallas Page vs. Johnny B. Badd, Chris Benoit vs. Eddy Guerrero and Meng vs. Jim Duggan. 

This was another underwhelming show. They had a hot crowd and didn't really take advantage of it. They are so stuck on anything Hogan, that they just don't care about much else. Even the Luger and Flair segments always seem to be rushed. This wasn't bad, just not as good as I felt it should have been.

Overall Rating: 42%

Monday Night Raw 10-9-95 Review

Original Airdate: Monday, October 9th, 1995
Welsh Auditorium
Grand Rapids, Michigan 

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Yokozuna, Owen Hart & British Bulldog vs. Undertaker, Shawn Michaels & Diesel

We get a video of Shawn helping out the kids and talking about how choked up he gets. We get some fun stuff at the beginning with Michaels and Owen and then the match breaks down. The crowd of course loves this, as do I. Diesel and Undertaker hit a double boot on Yoko, knocking him out of the ring. Taker hits Old School on Yoko, but then runs into a Samoan drop. Yoko then destroys Michaels and in comes Owen. Waylon Mercy also came out to check things out ahead of his big match with Diesel on Superstars. Never mind that he couldn't even beat Savio Vega. We come back from commercial break and now Dean Douglas is out. Surprisingly, Yoko has been involved more than you would expect here. Michaels attempts a comeback, but is hit by an Owen spin kick. They go to commercial break right as Owen is in midair off the top rope. When we come back, they show Michaels moving out of the way and he now tags in Diesel. Bulldog is also in to give us our preview of In Your House. The numbers game gets to Diesel and Bulldog hits the running powerslam, but Undertaker makes the save. Yoko then hits a leg drop behind the ref's back and Bulldog pins him in the center of the ring. That's kind of surprising for an In Your House build. Mabel now runs in and attacks Undertaker and Yokozuna joins in. This was a fun match, as you would expect here. Dean then comes back down and attacks Shawn. 

Match Rating: ***

When we come back from commercial, Diesel and Undertaker are still selling their injuries and then they show the aftermath of the Bret Hart/Jean Pierre Lafitte match where Bret was attacked. Next week it will be Bret vs. Isaac Yankem in a steel cage. They show a good portion of their match from SummerSlam with Lawler and Vince talking over it. They talk about Lawler is going to be hoisted in a smaller cage if he interferes in the match next week. 

Skip vs. Fatu

That battle of the four letter, one word names. Well, Fatu is getting a pay-per-view match, so we have to remind everyone that he exists. These two guys definitely have two of the more mid-90s gear that you will see on the roster right now. The match shifts when Skip tries a headbutt on Fatu and you know what that means. Sunny makes her presence felt though and distracts Fatu before he can climb the top rope. Skip then goes for a supeplex, but Fatu blocks it. Skip sells a back injury and then goes for it again. Fatu hits him with a right hand and then hits the top rope splash for the victory. This was pretty basic stuff. 

Match Rating: 3/4*

After commercial break, they go to Dok Hendrix to check in on Diesel and Undertaker, but he is just shown pacing, so we get another commercial? 

They are doing a ton of stalling here tonight. They show clips of the post-match stuff from earlier on. We go back to Dok and he says that it's not a good time to interview any of these guys. Dok says he'll do it if Vince wants him to, but Vince says no. So Jim Ross goes into Cornette's team's locker room. He talks about Bulldog being the guy to pin Diesel tonight. I mean, this interview has run longer than just about every Bulldog interview ever. This feels like one of those "bonus" interviews they would show after a pay per view. Mabel then walks in and talks about how both he and Bulldog accomplished the impossible by pinning Undertaker and Diesel. 

Vince and Lawler then talk about the cage match again. More stalling and then we get a Todd Pettengill hype video. 

Like I mentioned, this was a filler episode of Raw. They must not have filmed enough and this was the episode they decided to fill with a lot of fluff. I mean they showed most of a match from SummerSlam just to fill time. The opening match/angle were good, but the back half was pretty dull. 

Overall Rating: 49%

Superstars 10-7-95 Review

Original Airdate: Saturday, October 7th, 1995
Valparaiso University
Valparaiso, Indiana

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Barry Horowitz vs. Dean Douglas

Barry comes out hot, but Dean quickly gains control of the match. Out comes Skip, Sunny and Rad Radford. Radford is trying to be a Body Donna, while Dean continues with some dull offense. Horowitz makes his comeback, but it is short lived. Douglas is able to drop Barry on the top rope and hits the Perfect Plex, which is called the Final Exam for the win. This wasn't very good, as Douglas continues to flounder here so far. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

We go to Dok Hendrix to talk about In Your House. He announces that the Smoking Gunns will defend their tag titles against Razor Ramon and 1-2-3 Kid. The newly reunited friends tell the Gunns that they've never faced a team like them. Goldust is also going to make his debut against Marty Jannetty. 

Savio Vega vs. Tom Knox

Vega hits a series of dropkicks against a jobber who looks a little more impressive than most of the guys they trot out here. JR makes a school of hard Knox joke for him. While Savio is working on Knox in the corner, Jean Pierre Lafitte steals Savio's flag and he doesn't see it. Savio hits a bulldog and then a spin kick that you can hardly see thanks to the large blur over something and they even mute the announcers during it. I'm assuming it was just the hotline, but I'm not sure why they muted the audio. After the match, he looks for his flag but has no luck. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

We hear from Ahmed Johnson again talking about role models. Why is he looking off to the side during these? 

Isaac Yankem vs. Tom Torres

No one wants to see this. In case you haven't watched wrestling for the last 30 years, Yankem/Kane is one of the worst wrestlers of my lifetime. He hits the DDS and I lose about 2 minutes of my life.

Match Rating: 1/4*

Next week, Razor Ramon and 1-2-3 Kid will face Jacob and Eli Blu.

Vince is in the ring and brings out Shawn Michaels. He talks about a teacher that kept him after class and gave him high marks. Out comes Dean Douglas to make this even worse. He says Shawn will get an F at In Your House and then walks away. Michaels then says he gets a 4.0 when it comes to performance and then dances around. This was a pretty terrible way to build this feud. 

Kama & Sid vs. Henry Godwinn & Bam Bam Bigelow

HOG and Kama start things off. Kama gets a tag into Sid and they are able to double team and slam Godwinn to the mat. Bam Bam is tagged in, but runs into a Sid boot. He fires back with a clothesline and gets a 2 count. Bam Bam misses in the corner and gets hit with a clothesline from Sid. We get some illegal double teams before Kama slows it down, as he always does. We get a commercial break before we come back and Bam Bam is able to hit a vertical suplex on Sid. Sid is able to block the tag attempt but then misses Bam Bam in the corner and Bam Bam hits a Samoan drop. Bam Bam goes up to the second rope, but Sid gets him and hits a chokeslam. For some reason Sid didn't pin him there and goes for the powerbomb. Bam Bam hits the back body drop and tags in Godwinn. Godwinn takes care of both men, but DiBiase gets some cheap shots to the ribs of Bam Bam. Godwinn hits a Slop Drop on Sid, but the ref is distracted by DiBiase. Kama hits Godwinn off the top rope and Sin pins him for the victory. This was a big man match, so it was about what you would expect from this era. 

Match Rating: *

Marty Jannetty vs. Brooklyn Brawler

We get right to the action and Jannetty wrestles the same style as you would expect here. We hear from Goldust about their match at In Your House. Jannetty hits the top rope fist for the easy victory.

Match Rating: 1/4*

We go back to Dok Hendrix and he continues hyping up In Your House by announcing Fatu vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley. We hear from Jim Cornette and British Bulldog about his title shot. We hear from King Mabel and he talks about torture and pain. 

They hype up Yokozuna, Owen Hart and British Bulldog vs. Diesel, Shawn Michaels and Undertaker. Next week on Superstars, it will be Diesel vs. Waylon Mercy and the aforementioned tag team match. 

This wasn't as good as last week's episode, but it was fine for filler. Nothing really happened and the feature match was just halfway decent.

Overall Rating: 39%

Monday Nitro 10-2-95 Review

Monday, October 2nd, 1995 
Denver Coliseum
Denver, Colorado

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Eric Bischoff, Bobby Heenan and Steve McMichael hype up the show tonight and are interrupted by Ric Flair. He tells Arn Anderson that he better be ready tonight. We then see the set up for our first match between Lex Luger and Randy Savage. 

Lex Luger vs. Randy Savage

If Luger loses, he has to leave WCW. A whole lot of nothing happens before the commercial break and we kind of don't get a whole lot of anything right after it either. This one has the feeling of "we don't want to give away too much". Finally we get Savage leaping off the top rope for a double ax handle to Luger on the floor. We get a referee bump and Savage hits the top rope elbow drop, but there's no count. Out comes the Giant and he hits the chokeslam on Savage. Thankfully the referee was looking the other way for that one. Luger slowly pushes Savage on his back for the Torture Rack, which was kind of sorry looking because Luger was selling the elbow still. Why he couldn't have just pinned him is beyond me. I think even the referee was expecting that. This was a big disappointment. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

Disco Inferno comes out and dances until Eddy Guerrero's music interrupts him. Sure?

Eddy Guerrero vs. Dean Malenko

They show Guerrero beating Psicosis on Main Event to earn the right to face Malenko here I guess? McMichael tries to sell us on that by saying these guys fly more than vultures over dead meat. That's one way to put it. They put on a clinic of fast paced action to slowly start to win over the live crowd. Don't worry though, Hulk Hogan's limo is here and they show that in a split screen and then eventually they just show Hogan. Just what the world wants to see, Jimmy Hart and Hogan saying the same crap he has been saying for a decade. We go back to the match and McMichael tries to hype up the match, but even Heenan is talking about Hogan. Guerrero hits a top rope splash from the corner to the floor. Back in the ring, Guerrero goes for the Frog Splash, but Malenko gets his knees up. Guerrero then counters a Malenko pin attempt with one of his own and picks up the victory. After the match, Malenko pulls Guerrero back in the ring and tells him he got lucky and shakes his hand. This was solid, but was ruined by the Hogan stuff. They obviously are capable of much more than this. 

Match Rating: *1/2

Mean Gene brings out Hulk Hogan for an interview. He looks dorkier than most do in a neck brace. Hogan says that he's going to the back to confront the Giant. On his way to the back, a "woman" throws salt in his eyes and attacks him with a cane. In a shocking turn of events, it's the Taskmaster. Out comes Zodiac and Giant to continue the attack. Giant rips off the neck brace and does the same neck snap that no one else believed the first time. They then shave off Hogan's moustache. The American Males come out to try and save him, but as you would expect, that doesn't work. Out comes the Nasty Boys and they eat it too. We get the reunion we have all been waiting for and that's with Zodiac and scissors. Struttin' and cuttin' baby. 

Arn Anderson vs. Ric Flair

Congrats to the announcers for making it about a minute before mentioning the Hogan thing again. We then move onto baseball results. Meanwhile, the match here is very vanilla so far. Flair does get on the Figure Four, but Arn is right by the ropes. Flair goes off the top rope, but Arn hits him in the midsection. Flair then blocks a piledriver and hits a back body drop onto the mats outside the ring. Flair does get the Figure Four on again, this time in the middle of the ring. Out comes Pillman and the referee rings the bell before he even jumps off the top rope. Pillman breaks up the hold and then attacks Flair. I don't know if these two could possibly have a duller match than what we got here.

Match Rating: 1/2*

Bischoff says that next week we'll get Ric Flair vs. Arn Anderson in a cage match. Plus, Sabu will take on Mr. JL and Big Bubba Rogers will face Hawk. 

Well, this episode stunk big time. This was lifeless television and it felt like no one wanted to do anything to make it special. 

Overall Rating: 29%

Monday Night Raw 10-2-95 Review

Original Airdate: Monday, October 2nd, 1995
Welsh Auditorium
Grand Rapids, Michigan 

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Razor Ramon vs. 1-2-3 Kid

We get a bunch of highlights during the entrances, including them talking about Lawrence Taylor vs. Bam Bam Bigelow. I know this will shock you, but these have good chemistry. Dean Douglas is out to take notes and mostly just to make this not as enjoyable. We get a mostly back and forth match here that kind of ends out of nowhere. Kid missed a spin kick and Razor hits him with a clothesline for the victory. Has Razor ever won with a clothesline? After the match, Kid confronts Razor and then they go after each other. Razor puts him in the abdominal stretch, but Kid slaps him. Razor then brings him down and slaps him in the back of the head. Kid again fights back, so Razor sends him into the corner, but runs into the Kid's boot as we go into a commercial break. It' snot often that you get a commercial break after a match is over. During the break, Razor caught Kid off the top rope and apparently pinned him again. So then Kid wants another match, so we are now apparently in the third match between these two. Razor hits a back superplex. He goes for a Razor's Edge, but instead uses a small package to beat him for a third time. After the match, Kid raises Razor's hand and then rolls him up and again the referee counts, but Razor kicks out at 2. The crowd wants the Razor's Edge and Kid holds out his arms for him to put him in it. Then Razor gives him a hug and we're all good? This was kind of a bizarre ordeal. The action was good though. 

Match Rating: **1/4

Barry Horowitz vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

It feels like we haven't seen a whole lot of Helmsley lately. You can call the WWF Hotline to vote to let everyone know if you think OJ Simpson is guilty or not. In a surprising twist, the money actually goes to charity. Helmsley hits a delayed suplex, which is kind of surprising with Bulldog on the roster. The problem with this version of Helmsley is that he has to work so slowly. Helmsley dominates most of the match. Barry gets his little comeback, but ducks his head too early and gets hit with the Pedigree for the victory. 

Match Rating: 3/4*

Al Brown & Sonny Rogers vs. PG-13

PG-13 arrives here with no vignettes or anything. They do get a pre-recorded interview and say that they're the USWA Tag Team Champions and want the Smoking Gunns titles. They are definitely on the small side for this era, but they are working a nice squash here. This was a solid debut, even if they don't really look the part. 

Match Rating: 3/4*

Next week on Raw, it's Owen Hart, Yokozuna and British Bulldog taking on Diesel, Shawn Michaels and Undertaker. Dok then tries to sell us an ugly Bret Hart shirt while Jean Pierre Lafitte is on his way to the ring. 

Jean Pierre Lafitte vs. Bret Hart

These two had a great one at In Your House, so it only makes sense to give Lafitte another shot on TV. They start brawling on the outside and Bret body slams Lafitte on the steel steps. Back in the ring, Lafitte is able to shift the momentum when he throws Bret on top of the ropes. Lafitte continues to hit high impact moves here to keep Bret grounded. Lafitte is able to throw Bret into the steps after the commercial break and Lawler loves it. How did Lafitte never do anything big in WWF again? Bret is finally able to put together a few moves after hitting an inverted atomic drop. Lafitte tries to go for the Cannonball, but Bret crotches him. He hits a superplex and locks in the Sharpshooter for the victory. This was another really good match between these two and one of the best Raw matches of the year.

Match Rating: ***1/2

After the match, Lawler confronts Bret, which leads to Isaac Yankem attacking him from behind. Really? Did anyone want to see more of this? 

When we come back, they are helping Bret to the back. Vince informs us that Bret will have a cage match with Yankem "in several weeks". 

We hear from Jim Cornette and his squad for next week's six man tag match. We then hear from their opponents and Undertaker talks about rotting carcasses. The results of the OJ poll says 49% guilty, 51% not guilty. What a world.

This Raw taping has to be one of the best of all time up to this point. That is two really good episodes in a row and next week looks like it should at the very least have another good match. Thumbs up again.

Overall Rating: 70%

Superstars 9-30-95 Review

Original Airdate: Saturday, September 30th, 1995
Valparaiso University
Valparaiso, Indiana

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Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler and Scumbag Vince talk about the tag team division being hot at the moment. They then show Barry Horowitz teaching Hakushi about America as they are walking down to the ring.

Barry Horowitz & Hakushi vs. Skip & Rad Radford

This is the feud that just keeps on giving. This match gets a commercial break, so it's not a rushed Superstars match. Radford hits a big spinebuster and Skip covers him for a 2 count. Dean Douglas is out to the ring to check out the action. They do a poorly executed double team behind the referee's back. I'm not really sure what happened here, but Barry didn't seem to interested in participating. Barry avoids a splash and tags in Hakushi. He hits cartwheel reverse elbows in the corner on both opponents. He props Skip on the top rope and tags in Barry. They hit a double superplex and Barry hits a weird leg drop. Radford is able to break up the pin attempt and then hits a second rope elbow behind the ref's back. Hakushi comes back and hits a splash behind the ref's back to even the score. Barry is able to cover Skip and picks up the victory. There were a few weird spots, but the match was good overall. Hakushi is too good for this role, but it worked here.

Match Rating: **

It's time to go to Dok Hendrix to hype up the next In Your House. British Bulldog and Diesel both talk about their main event match. Shawn Michaels will definitely also take on Dean Douglas for the Intercontinental Championship.

Razor Ramon vs. Al Brown

Razor rocking the bright yellow and red combo here today. He hits the same notes he has been hitting for awhile in his squashes. The crowd loves it though, so you can't blame him. I'm good with it as well. He's always done a good job of maintaining his bully status despite being a face. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

We get to see Ahmed Johnson for the first time. He talks about competition. For some reason he's talking on an angle like he's watching a TV backstage. 

Bob Holly vs. AC Conner

At this point, I'm not really sure what the point of Holly is any more. Conner is of course D'Lo Brown and he gets in a spin kick. Conner goes for a top rope splash, but Holly rolls out of the way. Holly comes back and hits a top rope crossbody for the victory as JR compares him to the recently returned Marty Jannetty. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

They recap the tag team situation from In Your House. To be honest, I can't really remember what ends up happening in the next few months, if anything, with those titles. I do know we'll have some new teams soon, I just don't remember if anything happens prior to then. We'll see if Netflix allows me to continue this truly engaging saga. 

Fatu tells us he's going to take care of British Bulldog today while the Blu twins are entering the ring. 

Jacob & Eli Blu vs. Bill Gorgan & Sonny Rogers

Here's a reminder that the Blu twins still exist. It's a shame that we were stuck with 8 Ball and Skull for so long because this variation is much better. That's not saying much, but it's true. They make quick work of the jobbers here, which is how it should be. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

Next week, it's Henry Godwinn and Bam Bam Bigelow against Sid and Kama. Plus, Marty is back too. 

We go to Dean Douglas, who is now in his wrestling gear for a Report Card. At least he isn't with the chalkboard. He challenges Barry Horowitz next week, ha ha ha.

British Bulldog vs. Fatu

There's a lot of time left in the show for one match. Fatu gets no televised entrance here. I know I am a broken record here, but Fatu is another guy who has done absolutely nothing since coming back. People knew and liked this guy, even if his new gimmick is lame. Fatu gets off to the hot start, but then Jim Cornette slaps Fatu's ankle. He goes after Cornette, but is too wise for Bulldog and catches him before he can sneak attack him. Bulldog is eventually able to take control and uses the steel steps to do so. Two matches with commercial breaks this week. Bulldog slows down a Fatu comeback with a knee to the gut and then slows down the match. Bulldog hits a DDT, but Fatu no sells it and he does some Rikishi Fatu dancing before hitting a superkick. Fatu hits a top rope splash, but has some pain from the splash I guess. Bulldog crotches him the top rope. This has to be one of the longer Superstars matches of 1995. Bulldog then hits a knee to the back of the head and lifts him up for an impressive running powerslam for the victory. It wasn't necessarily a great match, but both guys put in a good effort and came out looking good. 

Match Rating: *1/2

Back to Dok and he talks about Mabel vs. Undertaker in a revenge match from King Of The Ring. When do the fans get their revenge? We hear from Undertaker and Paul Bearer and he talks about the hounds of Hell or something. 

Barry Horowitz is on his way back to the ring into the final commercial break. When we come back, they just tell us that he will be facing Dean Douglas. I'm not sure anyone is mad, but that was a weird choice. Kama, Sid and Ted DiBiase yell and we're off. 

This was a good episode by Superstars standards. The two matches were both effective in what they were trying to accomplish. They are trying to build heel Bulldog and they succeeded.

Overall Rating: 56%