Monday, February 24th, 1997
Manhattan Center
New York, New York
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They followed up a huge title change with one of the most famous episodes to date for a big February for the company. How do they start the show, you ask? With the Godwinns and New Blackjacks, of course.
Godwinns vs. New Blackjacks
They start brawling right away and the Godwinns get the better of it. We get a big "Bradshaw sucks" chant once things slow down a little bit. It should be noted that the Manhattan Center is the original location of the early days of Raw for those who weren't aware. It's a fun location to have a show at once in awhile but it also is funny that Jerry Lawler was ripping on ECW for bingo halls and this is only a step up due to the uniqueness of it, not because of its size. I should also note that it is just Vince McMahon and Lawler here for the announcing duties. A distraction from Windham allows Bradshaw to knock Henry out to the floor. There are lots of bWo shirts in the crowd and not many women. They show Ken Shamrock in the audience. I did not expect this match to get this much time. Phineas has Windham in a sleeper hold but with Henry arguing with the referee, JBL comes in and clotheslines Phineas. Windham gets on top and gets the victory. However, Phineas got his foot on the rope. Another referee comes out and tries to argue the call, but the result sticks so the Godwinns slop the referee. This was actually a little better than I expected.
Match Rating: *1/4
Out come the Eliminators after the commercial break. They attack one of the ring crew and hit their finisher. Paul Heyman gets on the mic to say that ECW is in the house. After another commercial, Heyman introduces the next match. Heyman joins the announce team and the bWo grab the mic.
Little Guido vs. Big Stevie Cool
Guido attacks them and we are underway. I'm not sure that I would have picked the bWo as the first thing to have a match here, but to each their own. Stevie hits a side suplex and then out comes Raven. The distraction allows a roll up and a 2 count. Guido hits a couple of dropkicks. They interview Goldust during the match to get an update on Marlena. He's here and then makes an "it" reference about Chyna and Lawler calls him out for it. Stevie hits a powerbomb and then hits a superkick for the victory. This was mostly nonsense.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Sunny is interviewed in a robe to talk trash about Marlena. Honky Tonk Man's music hits and we go to commercial. He introduces Sunny and she does her Body Donna schtick before taking off her robe, which reveals basically what she usually wears. Out comes Marlena next and they show highlights of her being attacked by that woman. Sunny offers her the opportunity to forfeit, but Marlena isn't having it. Honky goes over the rules and Sunny does the usual heel gimmick where she stalls. Marlena returns the favor but this time Honky threatens to disqualify her. They pan to Shamrock again, which is probably not a great choice during this. We finally have our arm wrestling match and just as Marlena is about to win, Sunny throws sand in her face. Out comes Savio Vega and he goes up to Marlena so Goldust comes out and attacks him. Goldust slams his head into the table and I guess we have a match?
Savio Vega vs. Goldust
After a commercial break, we are having a match. Savio is finally in his new Nation gear. Miguel Perez joins the announce team and this is something that I completely forgot existed. He says that he doesn't know what happened to Savio. He used to be proud of him. The crowd starts chanting "Candido" at Sunny, who for some reason is still out there. Goldust hits a crossbody for a 2 count but Savio immediately hits him with a spin kick. This one has lost me a bit. Just as I type that, Crush runs in and attacks Goldust for the DQ finish. Miguel Perez comes in and gets thrown right out. He then hits a missile dropkick on Savio and then helps Goldust with Crush. This was really dull.
Match Rating: 3/4*
They hype up that next week's Raw is from Berlin, Germany.
We then see highlights of Jerry Lawler interviewing Tiny Tim from July of 1993. Lawler is now going to interview Ken Shamrock in the crowd. Lawler does his usual that he trained Shamrock and Ken then says that he doesn't even know Lawler. Lawler is of course flabbergasted and that's the whole segment.
It's time to hype up the Slammy's on March 21st on USA Network.
We go back to Paul Heyman and he says this show has sucked without ECW. He then announces Mikey Whipwreck, like that will make it better.
Mikey Whipwreck vs. Taz
Taz hits some suplexes, Lawler makes some short jokes and Faarooq is interviewed during the match. Taz is on top of the Raw sign and leaps off onto Taz's team. Taz then suplexes Whipwreck over the top onto Sabu in what is a scary looking bump. Tazmission ends this one. This was obviously a Taz feature and it was fine.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Headbangers vs. Legion Of Doom
This was the big surprise that they alluded to during the show. The return of LOD was a huge one for me, as they were a childhood favorite. This run didn't end up being anything great, but in this moment, this was a big one for me. The crowd is into this one and then starts chanting "Nitro sucks". To their credit, this was not a total squash and actually treat the Headbangers like a legit threat. Now it's time for a "Bischoff sucks" chant. They actually give this match a commercial break and then we get a lame double countout finish. I did not remember that. After the match, LOD hits the Doomsday Device for good measure. I am shocked that they agreed to this. This was a little lackluster for a big return.
Match Rating: *
We get the "Tell Me A Lie" Shawn Michaels music video.
D-Von Dudley vs. Tommy Dreamer
We get a bunch of weapon shots from Dreamer on the outside. Dreamer then hits a suplex on the outside and then a baseball slide into the steps. Back in the ring, D-Von hits Dreamer with a chair to the head. Most of the match is Lawler and Heyman arguing on commentary. D-Von misses a headbutt off the second rope and lands on the chair. Dreamer hits a piledriver and then D-Von grabs Buelah in the ring. While the finish is happening, Undertaker is being interviewed. Dreamer wins and then Bubba Ray Dudley comes in and attacks Dreamer and Sandman is not far behind. We then get a bunch of unprotected chair shots to the Dudleys. This was probably the best representation of what ECW was at the time, for better or for worse. Heyman and Lawler then get into a physical altercation going into the commercial break.
Match Rating: *1/4
Jim Ross recaps the chaotic title situation for us. It concludes with them confirming that Sid will take on Undertaker and Steve Austin will face Bret Hart at WrestleMania.
Todd Pettengil is now with Ken Shamrock to conduct a real interview. He introduces his wife and father. He then picks Undertaker to defeat Sid and he can't make a choice between Austin and Bret.
Faarooq vs. Undertaker
Faarooq insults Shamrock during his entrance and insults UFC. Shamrock says he'd be willing to step in the ring with Faarooq. Taker attacks D'Lo Brown and that allows for Faarooq to strike first but is quickly eating a flying clothesline from Taker. Taker walks the ropes and hits the mark on pre-Old School. It's kind of wild that they thought this match could headline a pay per view in a few months. Just in case you didn't hear Vince the first 10 times, Raw is from Germany next week. During the commercial break, the Nation attacked Taker and Faarooq is now working on the legs of Taker. Now this one is starting to drag on. D'Lo pulls down the top rope for Taker to fall over and he lands on his feet. Faarooq comes over with the steps and Taker kicks them into him. This naturally turns into a no contest and then the Legion of Doom make the save as we go off the air. This was pretty boring.
Match Rating: *
This episode sure threw a lot of things at the wall to see what would stick. While on paper, it was memorable, it also wasn't that good. With every year, I become less interested in ECW and then knowing that the LOD run wasn't very good makes the return not mean as much in retrospect. However, this was definitely better than some random episode, I just wish we would have gotten at least one good match to go with the chaos.
Overall Rating: 62%