In Your House 11: Buried Alive Review

Sunday, October 20th, 1996
Market Square Arena
Indianapolis, Indiana

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We get a decent but short intro hyping up the main event. That leads us to Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler and a bitter Jim Ross. This is heel JR, which is more annoying than effective and his microphone is not working. Vince gives JR his microphone for the introduction and Hunter Hearst Helmsley is on his way. This show was plagued by two injuries and this is one of them. The other is Goldust replacing Faarooq.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Steve Austin

We go back to Austin with Kevin Kelly and he talks about Bret Hart. His music hits and he gets a mild reaction. Were they that short on babyfaces for Austin to face here? Then we get more JR microphone "glitches". Great. They decide to work a slow pace probably so we can hear more of JR complaining. I mean in all seriousness, it's probably for the best that the match is dull because this is unbearable. Who thought this should go on for this long? Austin hits a Stun Gun and then a double ax handle off the second rope. They are starting to win over the crowd a little bit here. Out comes Mr. Perfect, who is scheduled to take on Helmsley tomorrow. Perfect goes towards Helmsley's valet and then Austin dumps beer in Perfect's face. Back in the ring, Helmsley has Austin set up for the Pedigree and decides to go after Perfect, who is walking away with the valet. Austin goes and gets him and sets him up for a suplex. Helmsley blocks it and hits a suplex instead. Austin recovers and hits a slingshot into the steps and post. Back in the ring, Austin hits a Stunner and picks up the victory. The first half of match was almost unwatchable because of the JR stuff. I actually liked the match before the Perfect stuff better than after. 

Match Rating: **1/4

We get a quick video package on drama with Sunny and the Smoking Gunns. We go to Dok Hendrix and he's with the Gunns. Billy's only talking about Sunny, with Bart trying to get him to focus on the match. 

WWF Tag Team Championship Match
Smoking Gunns vs. Owen Hart & British Bulldog

Don't worry, they're still doing the JR microphone gimmick. Billy gets the best of Owen early on until he gets greedy and goes up top and that allows for some double teaming by the champs. Has there ever been another WWF/E show that started with two consecutive heel vs. heel matches? They show Sunny watching on a monitor in the back. Bart then gets in some offense and then he misses off the top rope too. Unlike the last match, this one has not won over the crowd. The best part of the JR microphone thing is that it most definitely led to a big payoff. Billy snaps Owen's neck on the top rope behind the back of the referee and then they hit a double Russian leg sweep. The Gunns set up Owen for the finisher, but Bulldog pulls Bart so that Billy misses the leg drop and Owen picks up the pinfall to retain the titles. After the match, Sunny is clapping in the back while Bart is disappointed in Billy. This was more of a TV match.

Match Rating: **

Helmsley is yelling to probably no one on the Superstar Line with Raymond Rougeau. Vince tries to talk about Faarooq and realizes that JR is in the ring. He's ranting about the microphone not working. He guarantees that Bret Hart will be live in Fort Wayne and that he was the one who went to South Africa to talk to Bret. They then show Faarooq talking to Kevin Kelly on the Free For All and then Ahmed Johnson, who is not quite ready to make his return. Not quite ready. Then Faarooq was attacked. Out comes Mr. Perfect and Jim Ross is talking to him before he comes out. They shake hands and Perfect joins the announce team to watch the Intercontinental Championship match.

Intercontinental Championship Match
Goldust vs. Marc Mero

During Goldust's entrance, the announce team interviews Mero and Sable. Mero cuts a generic promo and Sable stands there and shakes her head. Perfect is all fired up at Austin and says he will take it out on Helmsley tomorrow night. Things get off to a pretty good start and Mero hits the first big move with the somersault over the top rope. So far, this is better than their SummerSlam match. Well, if the first two matches were all about JR's microphone, this one is all about Perfect's match tomorrow. It should be noted that Perfect is having no microphone issues. Neither is Goldust, who threatens to stick his tongue down everyone's throat if they don't shut up. Mero hits a moonsault and gets a 2 count. Mero charges at Goldust and gets dumped to the outside. Now it's time for shenanigans with Helmsley coming out. This leads to Perfect punching Goldust and going after Helmsley. Mero hits a Samoan drop back in the ring and Mero hits the Wild Thing for the victory. Perfect is back in the ring and celebrates with Mero. This was a solid match that was overshadowed by Perfect's angle, which spoiler alert, really led to nothing. 

Match Rating: **3/4

We then see Jim Ross with the fake Razor and Diesel in the AOL chat room. I'm sure I was in the chat room. 

We then get a battle of the powerbomb hype video for Sid vs. Vader. 

WWF Championship #1 Contender Match
Sid vs. Vader

Shawn Michaels is out and Cornette gets in his face. Shawn blows his nose in Cornette's hanky and throws it on the ground. Michaels kicks him when he bends over out of the ring and Vader tosses Michaels out and we are underway. Vader hits an avalanche in the corner and Sid rolls outside. Cornette gets in a few cheap shots with the tennis racket. Vader runs into a boot and Sid goes up top. He leaps and Vader catches him in the air for a body slam. Vader hits a splash from the second rope but decides to let off Sid at 2. He goes for the Vader Bomb and Sid gets the knees up. Sid hits a clothesline and a body slam to a good pop. Sid goes for the powerbomb and Cornette tries to come in. Sid kicks the ropes and Cornette's crotch. He goes for the powerbomb again, but with the referee checking on Cornette, Vader hits a low blow. Now Vader goes for a powerbomb but Sid blocks it. Sid hits a chokeslam and covers him for the victory. Kind of strange how the powerbomb was the story and neither guy hit it. Michaels goes in the ring to have a word with Sid, whom he was cheering for during the match. They shake hands and Michaels raises his arm. This was pretty solid for a big man match.

Match Rating: **1/2

We get a Survivor Series weekend hype video and go to Dok. Sid is there and then JR interrupts. He asks tougher questions and Sid says he will do anything he can to win the match as he flubs over his lines in classic Sid fashion. 

It's main event time and with that comes a hype video. This is probably Undertaker's best feud up to this point, which is not really saying much, but it has been well done. 

Buried Alive Match
Mankind vs. Undertaker

After the usual overlong Taker entrance, they get right to it in the ring. I do like how it looks with the smoke still from his entrance while they brawl. Taker pushes Mankind and the back of his head hits the guardrail. Taker then hits a top rope clothesline to the floor. Time to move things over to the gravesite and Mankind hits Taker with a shovel. Taker then goes for an inside cradle? They roll down the hill as a result. We go back to the ring just for Taker to hit a right hand that sends Mankind out of it. They're in the crowd and Taker throws Mankind over the guardrail and then Taker hits a leaping clothesline over the rail. Taker goes for Old School and Mankind is able to crotch him. Mankind now has a spike and is jabbing it into Taker's head. Taker fights back because he's unstoppable and he grabs the spike and starts using it. Taker starts going after Bearer and Mankind grabs a chair from under the ring. Taker is ready for it but Bearer gets in one more distraction and we get an unprotected chair shot to the head of Taker. We head back towards the grave and Mankind throws Taker in. Taker is up and starts battling with Mankind in the grave. Taker then throws Mankind off the hill where the grave is. They go back to the ring again for some reason. They have been wrestling at an impressive rate though I will say. Taker hits a leg drop with a chair on the face of Mankind. Mankind tries for a piledriver out of the ring and instead Taker hits a back body drop into the steps that looks a lot more dangerous than that sounds. Mankind was more dropped onto the floor. Taker starts using the steps in the ring now. Taker hits a Tombstone and now has to get him to the grave. Mankind gets the Mandible Claw on by the grave and then Mankind tries to use the urn but Taker grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him into the grave. Taker starts putting dirt on Mankind. He gets enough dirt on for the referee to declare him the winner but Taker wants more and shoves the referee away. Out comes the legendary Executioner and he hits Taker with a shovel. We don't know that is who he is at this point in time though. He digs Mankind out of the grave and rolls Taker into it. We start getting fake lightning effects in the arena. Mankind and Executioner start getting the dirt on him. Out comes Goldust, Crush, Helmsley and Justin Bradshaw to help. It takes a long time to bury someone. They finally call it quits and head towards the back. Bearer holds up the urn upside down and then we get a pyro lightning bolt and then Taker's arm pops out of the ground as we go off the air. This was a very good main event and a worthy match in their series. 

Match Rating: ***3/4

This show wasn't as good as I had remembered. The main event is the only one that had no distractions from it. The Vader/Sid one at least made sense with Michaels being there, but the JR stuff was atrocious. I know they weren't thinking about anyone really re-watching this 30 years later but it really doesn't hold up now either. The wrestling outside the main event was more TV quality than pay per view quality, but nothing was bad. This is a mild recommendation. 

Overall Rating: 58%

Monday Night Raw 10-14-96 Review

Monday, October 14th, 1996
Hersheypark Arena
Hershey, Pennsylvania

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Well, what do you know? I get to actually watch an episode of Raw. We get a hype video for Steve Austin vs. Shawn Michaels tonight. We then go to the arena with Vader's music playing and we have Jim Ross and Kevin Kelly as your announce team. Um, sure?

Vader vs. Phineas Godwinn

They have the Buried Alive tombstone right in the center of the entranceway. They announce that Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler will be back to announcing next week, not that I'll be able to see it. JR brings up Kevin Dunn while I am stuck listening to the awful and always way too loud fake Godwinn music. Vader goes right after the PIG man and JR says that he will be here next week no matter what Kevin Dunn says. I'm glad this is the focal point of this match. Vader is dominating until Sid comes out and lets him know that he's from Arkansas too. The distraction works and Phineas clotheslines Vader to the floor. Phineas hits a body slam and that doesn't even get a reaction. He sets up for the Slop Drop, but Vader hangs on to the ropes and knocks Phineas down. He sets him up for the Vader Bomb and hits it for the victory. The crowd did not care about this and neither did the announcers. 

Match Rating: 3/4*

JR is in the ring and brings out Mr. Perfect, who is 100% for sure going to make his return to the ring next week. He cuts the exact promo you would expect from Mr. Perfect in 1996. 

Jerry Lawler vs. Jake Roberts

Jerry Lawler is doing his usual schtick in the ring for the live crowd while JR is saying that he has always carried Lawler when announcing. Out comes Jake with no shirt on and he is under the influence. Gorilla comes out to check on Roberts into the commercial break. He lets him wrestle and Lawler is still shouting out trash talk to Roberts. The bell rings and Jake kicks Lawler and hits the DDT for the win. Kevin Kelly shouts "Jake Roberts is not drunk!". Yeah, this announce team stinks. Jake grabs his alcohol and pours it on Lawler's face before putting the snake on Lawler. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

We now get a "Real" Double J video. We see him singing with Jim Johnston in a studio, who even gets a speaking line. Next week we get to hear about his Desert Storm story. 

Freddie Joe Floyd vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

It's jobber with a gimmick time. This match is pretty dull here so far. Helmsley hits a suplex and out comes Mr. Perfect. He starts talking to Helmsley's valet and Floyd hits a back body drop. Helmsley hits an inverted atomic drop and then turns his attention to Perfect. Perfect has a key to the valet's handcuff and sets her free. I honestly didn't even realize that Helmsley handcuffed her to the ring post. Helmsley hits the Pedigree and doesn't finish the pin attempt because he sees Perfect walk away. He goes after him and Perfect hits him with a big right hand. Helmsey is counted out and this was useless. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

Austin lets us know it's the bottom line because he said so. 

Next week, it's the return of Mr. Perfect against Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 

Out comes Sunny she does the big picture of her over the ring again. Then we go to Mankind and Paul Bearer in the rain at a cemetery. Mankind says it won't be him that's buried and that he'll laugh himself to sleep. Paul then blames the creatures of the night for this happening. 

Alex Porteau vs. Faarooq

Sunny joins the announce team and they talk about how Faarooq and her had an amicable split mostly because it was a terrible pairing. Unfortunately, Faarooq has not made an amicable split with the foam helmet. JR then starts ripping on Vince for making him wear the head gear. This is a squash and the Dominator finishes it off. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

We go to Faarooq talking on the phone to Ahmed Johnson on Livewire. They go back and forth a little bit. Always good to see Livewire featured on the A show. 

As Austin is entering, we go to the cemetery this time with Undertaker. He cuts his same stupid promo that he always does. 

Steve Austin vs. Shawn Michaels

Kevin Kelly keeps saying that this is the biggest match in Raw history. There are less than 8 minutes left in the episode. Something tells me that this won't live up to that hype. We instantly go to Vader and Jim Cornette watching the match backstage. We're under 6 minutes and nothing has happened so far. They now go to Sid backstage. Sid's laughing because Vader thinks he's going to win at Buried Alive. They both sort of come close to hitting their finisher and then we go into commercial. Out comes Vader and Michaels attacks him and the referee rings the bell. Out comes Savio Vega, who is supposed to wrestle Austin Sunday. Then fake Razor and fake Diesel are out. Sid comes out and he and Michaels start arguing. We get a little more brawling with Sid and Shawn working together and that's all. This was like the first 6 minutes of a potentially good match. The ending was not particularly good. 

Match Rating: *

Who is in charge of picking the shows that go on Netflix? They should be fired. Between the terrible announcing, the dead crowd and the bad matches, this was not a good show. 

Overall Rating: 32%

In Your House 10: Mind Games Review

Sunday, September 22nd, 1996
CoreStates Center
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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We get a Todd Pettengill narrated intro featuring Shawn Michaels/Mankind and Undertaker/Goldust. That leads into a creepy CGI skeleton with a Mankind mask on and then pyro leading us into the arena. Vince McMahon, Mr. Perfect and Jim Ross are your announcers tonight. 

Caribbean Strap Match
Justin Bradshaw vs. Savio Vega

This match was created during the Free For All. The match starts before they even get both wrestlers wrists are in the strap. Bradshaw just keeps smacking Savio with the strap and then Savio finally gets his wrist in there while lying face-first on the mat. The crowd starts chanting "E-C-W" and Savio pulls Bradshaw's shoulder into the ring post. Then the Sandman spits beer into Savio Vega's face with Tommy Dreamer sitting next to him. We get security out to escort them as some of the crowd cheers them on. Honestly, it's not as loud as you would think. It is distracting the crowd though as Savio tries to drag Bradshaw to hit the 4th turnbuckle, but Bradshaw is able to swing him to the mat. Savio hits a spin kick and goes for the turnbuckles again. He does a nice sell of Bradshaw yanking the strap on this one. Bradshaw hits a big boot and then a clothesline. They do the predictable ending where Bradshaw is hitting the turnbuckles but so is Savio. Savio holds him back from the last one and launches himself into the corner and wins the match. That's the downfall of this type of match. This was fine, but the crowd didn't care. 

Match Rating: **

We get a hype video for Jim Cornette/Jose Lothario. Yes, really.

Jim Cornette vs. Jose Lothario

Cornette comes out to Vader's music in the dorkiest looking outfit you'll ever see. They show Razor Ramon and Diesel backstage attacking Savio from afar. Cornette runs down Jose on the mic and out comes Jose to Shawn's music. Perfect compares Cornette to the Michelin man. Jose hits a big uppercut and ends this match in under a minute. I mean honestly, I really don't get what the point of this was, but they didn't make it long. 

Match Rating: 1/4*

Sable and Marc Mero and Sunny and Faarooq are on the Superstar Line right now. They will wrestle tomorrow for the Intercontinental Championship on Raw. Wouldn't it have made more sense to have them wrestle on the show we are paying for right now rather than Jose Lothario?

Out comes Brian Pillman and then they show a clip of Bret Hart from Saturday on the World Tour. Bret calls Pillman a liar and says that he never made a commitment to be on pay per view. Pillman then trashes Philadelphia crowd. He says he is going to bring some class to this program and introduces Owen Hart. Owen rips on Bret and calls him senile. They say that Bret is afraid to Steve Austin and bring him out to the ring. I have only seen this show one time and completely forgot any of this even happened. This just feels like they were about 30 minutes short on this show and are killing time. This is where the line "If you put the letter S in front of the Hitman" comes from. This was kind of mediocre considering it contained three of the most entertaining WWF stars ever. 

They show Mark Henry seeing the sights of Philadelphia. 

WWF Tag Team Championship Match
Owen Hart & British Bulldog vs. Smoking Gunns

We get a heel vs. heel match and no Cornette. They go back to Dok Hendrix with Cornette being checked out by a doctor and Clarence Mason giving Cornette documents to sign. Sunny unveils her banner and it's a doctored photo of her and that makes Sunny upset. Clarence Mason is out now for the match and there is cotton candy available should you want any. Owen gets in some babyface offense to start and the crowd is sitting on their hands. There surprisingly is a little bit of a pop when Owen tags in Bulldog. Owen gets tagged back in with a nice double team with Owen taking out Bart's knee. That at least drew a reaction from the crowd. We get some action on the outside with Billy throwing Bulldog into the steps before tagging himself in. This is such a weird dynamic, but the action is better than I remember. Billy leaps off the back of Bart to hit a leaping fist in the corner. The Gunns hit the Sidewinder but Mason gets on the apron to distract the referee and that allows Owen to hit Bart with a shot off the top rope. Bart puts Bulldog on his shoulder, but Bulldog shoves him off and into Billy. Bulldog hits the running powerslam and Owen blocks Billy's attempt to stop it and we have new champions. After the match, Sunny is yelling at her team and then grabs a mic. Sunny says she gave everything to them and then calls them cowboy wannabes. She fires them and storms off. The ending was a little flat, but I enjoyed this. The tag division had grown stale very quickly, so putting the straps on a new team made sense. 

Match Rating: ***

Kevin Kelly is in the bowels of the arena with Paul Bearer and Mankind. Bearer blames the Creatures of the Night for doing what he did. Mankind says it's his destiny tonight and that we'll all have a nice day.

Jerry Lawler vs. Mark Henry

Lawler is on a mic on his way to the ring, but Vince just talks over him and then shows Lawler spilling coffee on Henry on Superstars. They also ran an angle on the Free For All. JR says that Lawler is the heavy favorite in this match. Sure. Henry's hideous USA gear inspires a mild "U-S-A" chant. Lawler puts on a headlock and then Henry just shoves him to the mat. Lawler continues to try to do Wrestling 101 and Henry keeps showing off his power as a counter. I mean, if they truly felt the need to rush Henry into the ring, Lawler is the right opponent from a non-kayfabe point of view. Henry sidesteps Lawler and he flies through the ropes and into the guardrail. That was honestly the craziest bump I think I can remember Lawler taking in a WWF ring. Lawler has something in his right hand and hits him with it after tricking Henry into a test of strength. Henry puts Lawler up on his shoulder into a backbreaker and Lawler submits. As far as matches go, this wasn't good. However, this was designed for Henry to look strong without making a fool of himself. For some reason, Leif Cassidy comes out and attacks Henry. Henry quickly gets rid of him so then Marty Jannetty is out and he's quickly tossed out. Now it's Hunter Hearst Helmsley's turn. He gets in a few moves before Henry chucks him onto the New Rockers. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

They announce that at the next In Your House, it will be Mankind vs. Undertaker in a Buried Alive match. The title would not be on the line should Mankind win since this will be unsanctioned. JR lets us know that they will be building a graveyard in Market Square Arena. That leads into an Undertaker/Goldust hype video. 

Final Curtain Match
Goldust vs. Undertaker

Undertaker gets right to it, as he tries to finally put this B feud to rest. Goldust comes back with a swinging neckbreaker but Taker sits right up. Taker keeps on offense and Goldust is out of the ring. Marlena hands him a bag and then she distracts Taker. He lifts her up and that distracts the ref and Goldust throws the gold sequins in Taker's eyes. There is no disqualification so I'm not really sure why they needed a distraction. This match kind of dies as a result here. The crowd is into it though. My interest has certainly wained. Taker makes a comeback and hits the leaping clothesline. Goldust goes up to the top rope, but Taker gets there and hits a chokeslam. Taker hits a Tombstone and that's all. What was the point of this match? What was the point of this feud? Even Vince is upset Mankind didn't interfere. 

Match Rating: *

Kevin Kelly is backstage with Shawn. He calls Mankind the "wackiest cat" in the WWF and is nervous for the first time since becoming WWF Champion. The idea was good, but this wasn't a great promo. 

WWF Championship Match
Mankind vs. Shawn Michaels

The druids bring out a casket during Mankind's entrance. Mankind is revealed to be in the casket, which is pretty cool. They play up how nervous Michaels was in his pre-match interview and Mankind goes right to work. We quickly are outside the ring and Mankind kicks Michaels into the guardrail. Mankind tries to rip up the blue mat and Michaels knocks him down and he falls underneath it and Michaels walks on him. Michaels hits a dive and then slams Mankind's head to the concrete. Michaels hits a double ax handle off the top rope back in the ring. Michaels hits the top rope elbow drop and already starts tuning up the band. Mankind sees it coming and leaps through the ropes and grabs the urn so he can sit and rock with it. Back outside we go and Michaels hits a suplex where Mankind's leg hits the stairs. The announcers are doing a good job of talking about how Michaels is approaching this match differently. Mankind tries stabbing himself with maybe a pen to try to get the feeling back in his leg. Michaels is able to find enough strength to hit a back suplex and he tries to make a comeback but Mankind is able to whip him into the corner and he ends up in the tree of woe. Mankind quickly attacks him to take advantage of the situation. A boot to the face sends Michaels out of the ring again. Mankind moves the Spanish announce table but that gives Michaels time to recover and use the steps to his advantage yet again. They battle on the apron trying to do a suplex. It ends with Michaels avoiding Mankind and him hitting the ring post. Michaels sends Mankind into the ropes and Mankind gets his head stuck in the top two ropes. Mankind then stuffs his hand in Michaels' throat in a cool moment. They set Mankind free and he falls to the floor. Michaels goes out and again Mankind gets the hand in the mouth before Michaels throws him into the guardrail. Michaels grabs a chair but Mankind punches it and then Michaels hits the chair on his hand. He grabs Mankind by the hand and bites it before slamming it repeatedly into the mat. Mankind dumps Michaels to the floor and then hits an elbow drop from the apron. Mankind hits a suplex and gets a 2 count. Mankind is frustrated as he keeps going for pin attempts and not succeeding. He grabs some chairs and chucks them in the ring. He opens the casket and dumps Michaels in. Michaels fights back and hits the leaping forearm. The crowd is really starting to get into this now. It's just that moment where I think they are starting to realize that they are witnessing something special. Michaels gets crotched on the top rope. Mankind goes for a suplex and Michaels weight sends both of them through the table and to the floor. They are lucky they didn't land on the television monitors. Paul Bearer distracts the ref and Mankind grabs a chair on the top rope. Michaels leaps off the chair on the mat and hits Sweet Chin Music. That was awesome. Out comes Vader and we have a disqualification. Michaels is able to dump him out of the ring and Bearer hits Michaels with the urn. Out comes Sid to attack Vader and they brawl to the back. Mankind then puts on the Mandible Claw while the bell keeps on ringing. Out comes Undertaker from the casket and he takes care of Mankind and they announce Michaels as the champion. I have nothing new to say here. This is an amazing match that has a bad finish. I get why they did it, so it is what it is. The match itself is fast and furious and a true main event. It's a shame that these two never had a proper feud. 

Match Rating: ****3/4

We get a highlight reel of the show to close things out. 

This is the definition of a one match show and what a match it was. It took up a quarter of the show, so it at least was a big focus and kind of helps make up for the rest of it. The tag match was also pretty good, but the rest was pretty pointless or terrible. 

Overall Rating: 58%

SummerSlam 1996 Review

Sunday, August 18th, 1996
Gund Arena
Cleveland, Ohio

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We get a good intro video featuring the two main events, Mankind vs. Undertaker and Shawn Michaels vs. Vader. They highlight the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, Jacobs Field and Gund Arena before going to Vince McMahon, Mr. Perfect and Jim Ross inside Gund Arena. This was one of the shows that I actually ordered at my house, but in a bit of a twist, I had to order the replay and stayed up until about 1 am to finish the show. We were at a family gathering and we didn't get home until well after the start time, so my parents let me get the replay instead. 

Savio Vega vs. Owen Hart

I don't believe there was any storyline here other than they thought these two could maybe be a good opening match. Jim Cornette is not out with Owen and is noted by Vince. Owen is still wearing his cast and the referee is all over it before they lock up. Savio then goes after the injured arm by slamming it on the turnbuckles. There is definitely a contingent of Owen fans in the crowd tonight. They show Cornette backstage watching Vader lift weights and Vince thinks that Owen should feel slighted. Savio hits a monkey flip and some hip tosses before going back to work on the arm. Savio gets a roll up in but Owen kicks out and Savio's shoulder flies into the ring post. Perfect and JR bring up how Perfect lost to Bret back in 1991 at SummerSlam. Owen works on the shoulder and they show Clarence Mason in front of the screen at the entrance. We get a close call by Savio and then Owen hitting the enzuigiri and a nice sell by Savio. Savio gets a inside cradle for a 2 and Vince talks about Mason maybe moving into Cornette's territory. Owen almost steals one with his feet on the ropes and then hits a nice spin kick for another 2. Savio catches a charging Owen with a spin kick of his own. Inverted atomic drop and a couple of clotheslines from Savio prompts JR to gives us his "government mule" line. Owen catches Savio with his head down too soon and hits a neckbreaker. Owen climbs up top and hits the missile dropkick but Savio kicks out. Owen climbs up top again but Savio kicks his legs out and hits a super back suplex. The back of Savio's head on the way down fell on top of Owen's cast. Owen sneaks off his cast and hits Savio in the head with it. Somehow the ref didn't see that one. He slaps on the Sharpshooter and picks up the victory. I thought this was a pretty good opener. Owen was just so good, he's impossible to not like. Mason comes in the ring and celebrates with Owen. 

Match Rating: ***1/4

After the match, Justin Bradshaw and Uncle Zeb are out yelling at the announce team. He then clubs a limping Savio from behind and the referee assisting him also takes a spill from it. 

We now go to Todd Pettengill in the boiler room and he does a good job of hyping up the creepiness of the area. Mankind is sitting on the floor in there saying there's "There is no place like home". He starts licking part of it and with the darkness you can't tell that he actually did it, but with Mick, you know he did. 

Four-Way Elimination Match For The WWF Tag Team Championships
New Rockers vs. Body Donnas vs. Godwinns vs. Smoking Gunns

Billy and Henry are the two to start things off. Billy has a cast on for his injured thumb. Henry hits a huge hip toss and hits that wheelbarrow move that more people should use. We get a spot where Bart is tagged in and they have to make contact, so all the other teams refuse to tag. This all just leads to Marty Jannetty tripping up Zip and he's eliminated. Was Skip legit hurt and that's why they were out so quickly? Marty is at his absolute dorkiest here. We are still pre-Attitude era but he still just looks really out of place. We get a little bit of chaos and that leads to a Slop Drop on Marty and they are gone. We are pretty much just at the match we probably should have had with Godwinns vs. Gunns. Loser has to lose an "n" from their last name. It should be noted that the crowd doesn't really care about this at all. Billy leaps in the corner, but Henry catches him and hits a slam. Phineas gets the hot tag and takes care of both opponents. Henry clotheslines Bart over the top rope and Phineas hits the Slop Drop. Hillbilly Jim and Sunny distract the referee and Bart hits Phineas from the top rope and that allows Billy to make the pin for the win. Honestly, I remembered this being awful, but it wasn't offensive or anything. Just heatless. 

Match Rating: *

After the match, Sunny announce the Gunns as the winners and makes fun of all the fat women before unveiling a big banner photo of her above the ring. 

Vince then talks about Cleveland or something and he does this weird thing where he refuses to look at the camera. I feel like he would fire someone else if they did this. This leads to a video package of the Godwinns taking a train against the Smoking Gunns taking a horse to see who would get to the Gund Arena quicker. Todd is narrating the whole thing. To the surprise of no one, the Godwinns and train wins. Whose terrible idea was this? They then go to Jacobs Field and they show Jerry Lawler at batting practice. He wants to know how to learn how to throw the spitball. He fails. They show him throwing out an opening pitch before sitting in the worst seats in the house. Then they show WWF Superstars painting buildings. Paul Bearer and Undertaker gave away a funeral? Stridex then threw a party with autograph signings. I can't believe they thought people who paid $30 for a show would want to see something this long. 

British Bulldog vs. Sid

Cornette is naturally not out with Bulldog here as well. Sid cuts a quick promo with Dok Hendrix and he says that the people wanted him back and now he's here to stay. Since Sid took the spot of Ultimate Warrior on the house show I went to, he kind of ended up becoming one of my favorites. I did always like him in his Sid Justice era as a kid also. It's all Sid in the early going, with Bulldog not able to overpower him. Sid is quite over here too. Bulldog is able to hit his vertical suplex and then slows things down. Clarence Mason is out again for this one too. Sid hits a shoulder in the corner, but then misses with a second one. Bulldog scoops him up and hits the running powerslam. Out comes Cornette to argue with Mason and that distracts Bulldog. Sid hits a chokeslam and then follows it up with a powerbomb for the victory. This was a nothing match to just get Sid a meaningful victory. 

Match Rating: 3/4*

We get a cheesy alien themed commercial for In Your House.

Goldust vs. Marc Mero

Todd interviews Mero and Sable. They show Mankind calling Sable "mommy" on Superstars this weekend. Mero is tired of the mind games and tells Goldust that he's going to be a falling star. The first big move of the match is a back body drop by Goldust that sends Mero over the top and to the floor. Goldust gets Mero back on the apron and hits him from behind and sends him flying into the guardrail. Out comes Mankind and he stalks Sable before a bunch of referees come out and he runs away. This was the match I was most looking forward to as a kid outside of the double main event and so far it is not delivering the goods. Mero makes a comeback and hits an inverted atomic drop. Perfect calls him Maro, which must have been a note from Todd. Mero goes for the 10 punches in the corner, but Goldust lifts him up. Mero does an ugly kind of body scissors to take Goldust over the top. That sets up his somersault dive to the floor and then a catapult leg drop into the ring. Mero sets up Goldust so he can go up top and he hits the Wild Thing but a distraction from Marlena allows Goldust to kick out at 2. Goldust comes back and goes for the Curtain Call and nails it for the victory. This was kind of a styles clash for whatever reason. The ending was fun with the Wild Thing being something we hadn't seen up to this point in WWF. After the match, Goldust stalks Sable and she's screaming while Mero is in pain. He grabs her and Sable gets in a slap. This allows Mero to attack and he crotches Goldust on the top rope and dropkicks him to the floor. Mero clotheslines him up the aisle and officials break it up. Just none of this storyline is working.

Match Rating: **

We get an interview of Ahmed Johson in a robe that leads to a video package of the Faarooq storyline. They show Ahmed narrowly winning a battle royal to become the #1 contender for the WWF Championship. He did legit get hurt and they show him at the doctors. Gorilla Monsoon had to make the decision to make the Intercontinental Championship vacant. There will be a tournament that begins tomorrow night on Raw. They say if his kidney stops bleeding, he will be back in a few months. If it doesn't, they will have to remove it and he won't be able to wrestle again. Ahmed says he will do whatever it takes to come back. Gorilla is having the final four participants in a sudden death match to take Ahmed's spot as #1 contender. This leads to an in ring interview with Sunny and Faarooq. Faarooq is adamant about Gorilla handing over the Intercontinental title to him since he's the one who took Ahmed out. This combination of him and Sunny is just such an odd fit. This was pretty pointless. 

Speaking of pointless, now it's time for the buildup for Jerry Lawler/Jake Roberts. Mark Henry then joins the announce team for this match. 

Jerry Lawler vs. Jake Roberts

Lawler is out in a Ravens jersey and waives a pennant. This leads to a Lawler standup routine. He does his favorite joke, which is bringing out Jake's favorite tag team partners, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. He then makes fun of Mark Henry for not winning any medals at the Olympics. Jake's music finally hits to a decent ovation, but not as big as you would expect. I have been dreading this for so long. Lawler brings out a huge bottle and then fights with the referee over it and that allows Jake to put Revelations on Lawler. I would write about this "wrestling" match, but honestly it is horrible. Lawler jabs the bottle into Jake's throat and then we get one of the worst covers in wrestling history for the win. Absolutely one of the worst matches in WWF pay per view history up to this point. These two legends have done a lot of amazing things in this business. This is not one of them. After the match, Jake is grabbing his throat and Lawler says his throat is dry and starts dumping alcohol all over him. That prompts Mark Henry to get up and go after Lawler. Lawler runs to the aisle and celebrates as Henry checks on Jake. Henry helps Jake to the back. 

Match Rating: 0 Stars

Let's focus some more on some of our young Superstars by showing Bob Backlund in the crowd. 

Next up, it's time for a Mankind/Undertaker video package. 

Boiler Room Brawl
Undertaker vs. Mankind

Paul Bearer makes his way to the ring, as you have to grab the urn from him to win the match. We then see Undertaker backstage walking to the boiler room. He pauses at the door and then slowly walks in. JR makes a good point about feeling bad for the cameraman assigned to this one. Taker looks around for a while until Mankind attacks him from behind with some aluminum. He rips off a piece of a pallet and runs it into Taker's head. Taker is able to fight him off with a trash can lid and then hits him with some more unconvincing weapons. Mankind is able to snap Taker's head on some sawhorses. It should be noted that the announcers aren't really calling the match. They are just giving reactions here and there, but very minimally. We get some "technical difficulties" and then more attacks from Mankind. Mankind uses a pipe to hit Taker below the belt, which gives us the biggest audible crowd noise so far. He then chucks Taker into an overhead door and then hits him with a knee. Mankind climbs a ladder on the wall and falls off to hit an elbow drop. We get more technical difficulties and another ladder climb from Mankind. Taker sits up when he is climbing it and he pulls the ladder off the wall and he falls onto a box but not like one we'd have set up here in 2026. This part of the match has just been going on for too long. There just isn't enough to this one area to make it interesting for this long of a time. Taker sprays Mankind with a fire extinguisher. Mankind is able to get out of the boiler room and closes the door on Taker despite his best efforts. Mankind gets to the next door and tries stacking as much stuff in front of the door as he can. Taker struggles but is able to push it open and knock over Mankind in the process. We see a bunch of the locker room back there watching, which honestly is the highlight so far. Mankind rams a cart into the face of Taker and then grabs some coffee and pours it on Taker. Mankind heads through the entranceway and Taker isn't too far behind. Taker runs and hits him with a clothesline and then smacks him in the back with a piece of wood. Taker gets to the ring first, but Mankind grabs him before he can enter. Mankind pulls up the blue mats and hits his variation of the piledriver on the concrete. They battle on the apron and Taker sends Mankind to the exposed concrete. Taker enters the ring and gets on one knee to Paul Bearer. Bearer doesn't give him the urn though and Mankind comes in and puts on the Mandible Claw while Bearer laughs. Taker is out cold but before Mankind gets the urn, he sits up. Mankind puts the Mandible Claw on again and sits up Taker so Bearer can get some cheap shots on Taker. Taker crawls to Bearer and Bearer hits Taker with the urn in the head. Honestly, that should have just happened the first time. Mankind gets the urn and picks up the victory. This is a really hard match to rate. The worst part of the Boiler Room Brawl was the part in the boiler room. The ending wasn't that well executed in my opinion either. After the match, the lights go out and the druids carry Taker to the back. 

Match Rating: **3/4

Vader and Jim Cornette are with Dok with a very old school feeling interview (in a good way). 

WWF Championship Match
Vader vs. Shawn Michaels

Shawn is able to get Vader to the ground pretty quickly and hits him with a low dropkick. He is able to dump Vader to the floor and hits a baseball slide. Michaels then hits the dive over the top and hits some right hands. Michaels hits a hurricanrana back in the ring. He jumps on Vader's shoulders and again dumps Vader to the floor. He goes for a potential hurricanrana, but Vader catches him and hits the powerbomb to the floor. Vader puts Michaels on his shoulder and carries him up the steps and dumps him in the ring. Vader whips Michaels into the corners and the second one sends Michaels to the floor this time. Vader levels Michaels with a clothesline, which looked awesome. I know he's working with Michaels and I know people say this isn't peak Vader in his WWF run, but he looks really good here. Michaels slides under Vader, but Vader puts his boot on his chest. He goes for a splash, but Michaels gets his knees up. Michaels goes up top and this is the infamous spot where Vader messes up and Michaels throws a fit and stomps on his head. I'm a big fan of Michaels, but this was one of those reasons he got the reputation he did. Michaels hits a crossbody that sends both men to the floor and then Michaels shoves away the cameraman. Vader drops Michaels on the guardrail and gets back in the ring to win by countout. What is this, SummerSlam '93? Cornette gets on the mic and says that they came here to win the title and they want a winner. I mean, he could have just told Vader to roll back out of the ring and extend the count. Cornette continues to egg Michaels on and then the referee just decides for them saying that the match will continue. Vader immediately attacks Michaels outside the ring and then Cornette hits Michaels with the tennis racket in the back. Vader hits a belly to belly suplex and goes for a powerbomb, but Michaels fights out of it. He hits the leaping forearm and goes up top for the elbow drop. He tunes up the band, but Cornette grabs his leg. Cornette throws in the racket, but Michaels gets it and hits Vader with multiple shots and then moves to Cornette. The bell rings and Vader is announced the winner by disqualification. Cornette gets back on the mic and here we go again. This time Gorilla is out and they announce the match will continue. The action gets started quickly and Michaels hits the forearm again. He hits the top rope elbow drop again and tunes up the band. He hits the Sweet Chin Music but Vader kicks out. The crowd totally fell for that one. Vader shoves Michaels into the referee and then hits a powerbomb. He covers him but there is no official. A new one comes out and Michaels kicks out. Vader drags Michaels to the corner and climbs the ropes. Cornette tells Vader to go to the top, which makes no sense because Shawn is way too close to the corner for him to hit it. Michaels moves anyways and Vader misses. Michaels climbs up and he hits a moonsault for the victory. I do like this match more than most people. This time around, the funky ending didn't do it for me as much as it had in previous viewings, but I still really enjoyed this match. The false finish was definitely a highlight. 

Match Rating: ***3/4

This is a good example of where nostalgia doesn't really help you enjoy something more. I watched this show quite a bit as a kid but it truly is not a great show. You don't have Bobby Heenan and Gorilla on commentary to help it in that regard either. The main event is very good, the Mankind match is unique and the opener is solid but the rest is pretty atrocious. 

Overall Rating: 46%

Monday Night Raw 7-22-96 Review

Monday, July 22nd, 1996
Key Arena
Seattle, Washington

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They're so excited that they are in a big arena for Raw that they treat the intro like an informercial for the Seattle tourism. Sunny wheels out a cake along with the Smoking Gunns before we get the Raw intro.

WWF Tag Team Championship Match
Smoking Gunns vs. Ahmed Johnson & Shawn Michaels

They have the entrance area as really short, which is kind of odd. Sunny says the birthday cake is for Shawn and that distraction allows the Gunns to attack. Shawn fights back and knocks Billy out with Sweet Chin Music. The match has not officially started, so Shawn goes outside and wipes a little bit of frosting on Sunny's nose. Sunny grabs the cake and tries to sneak up on Shawn, but he sees it and Ahmed sneaks up and shoves it in her face to a big pop. I guess the match isn't going to happen?

Goon vs. Marc Mero

They go to Gorilla Monsoon during the Goon's entrance and he says the match will happen tonight or they will be stripped of the titles. The Goon attacks Mero and then hits a check in the corner. Steve Austin is out to join the announce team and Vince congratulates him on his win over Mero last night. Austin goes over who he'd like to take on and Bret Hart comes up. I wonder if they'll ever wrestle each other? They go to a phone call with Jake Roberts and he says that it's slow going. Lawler then starts making fun of Jake's drinking. Jake says that he's hoping to back in 2-3 weeks. Austin then makes fun of the Wildman gimmick and Lex Luger's school bus. The Goon is getting a lot more offense than I expected here. Goon charges at Mero outside the ring and misses, running into the steps. Mero hits his somersault dive. Mero hits a slingshot leg drop back in the ring and picks up the victory. Mero looked a little off here, especially coming off a good match last night. This was more competitive than expected, which makes for a better rating.

Match Rating: *3/4

We hear from Shawn and Ahmed, but Shawn does all the talking. He just says they want the titles.

We get a Stridex contest commercial and boy, did I want to win that. 

Bob Backlund is campaigning in the crowd. They then show Clarence Mason talking with Gorilla Monsoon about bringing in a new competitor.

Freddie Joe Floyd vs. Mankind

I love that we are in the "jobbers with gimmicks" era. They show still photos of last night's attack by Mankind. Floyd hits a dropkick but misses with a top rope reverse crossbody. Floyd actually gets some more offense in here. He hits a top rope reverse elbow for a 2 count. Mankind crotches him on the top rope and then puts on the Mandible Claw. He can't win there, so he crotches him again and he falls to the mat and puts the Mandible Claw back on for the win. That was an enjoyable squash match. 

Match Rating: *1/2

Next week it will be Vader vs. Marc Mero and Sid vs. Justin Bradshaw. 

Out comes Brian Pillman to the announce team in a Green Day shirt. 

Barry Horowitz vs. Goldust

Pillman says he might just say the 7 words you're not allowed to say on television. During Goldust's entrance, we get a backstage interview with Mero. He will be fighting Goldust at SummerSlam and he's sick of the letters they are sending Sable. Meanwhile, Goldust hits a clothesline and slams his head into the steps. Pillman and Lawler is such a weird pairing to me here on commentary. Goldust hits the Curtain Call and picks up the victory. This was here to just show off Goldust's more "aggressive" style. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

We go back to Sunny and the Smoking Gunns. Sunny is still covered in frosting. Bart talks for some reason. 

The Stridex Slam of the Week is Vader hitting the Vader Bomb at In Your House. When we come back, Vader and Jim Cornette are in the ring with Vince for an interview. At SummerSlam, it will be Vader time. 

WWF Tag Team Championship Match
Smoking Gunns vs. Ahmed Johnson & Shawn Michaels

The Gunns come out running and we have a brawl and this time we get a bell. Once things settle down, Michaels is able to clothesline Billy over the top and Shawn showboats in the corner of the ring. He tags in Ahmed and he stomps away at Billy into the commercial break. When we come back, Bart is able to hit a Stun Gun on Ahmed. That offense doesn't last long and Shawn is in there now. The Gunns are able to snap Michaels neck on the ropes and then Billy hits an Irish whip that sends Michaels over the top to the floor. Michaels tags in Ahmed, but the ref doesn't see it and the Gunns get in some cheap shots. We get one last commercial break and the big news on the Superstar Line is speculation that SummerSlam will be Undertaker's last match. I'm leaning towards yes. Shawn is finally able to make the tag and Ahmed cleans house. I should note that there are a lot of ECW signs in the crowd tonight, which is odd for a west coast show. Out comes some guy in a foam helmet and he attacks Ahmed and that's enough for a DQ. He sure looks a lot like Ron Simmons. Officials finally are able to get him off. Sunny acts as if they have a business relationship. He goes back to attack as we go off the air. That was a solid match with a predictable type of finish, but the Faarooq surprise was nice. 

Match Rating: **3/4

I'm sure nostalgia is part of my enjoyment here, but I really liked this show. I liked the idea of the jobbers with gimmicks, as it at least made it more interesting than just beating guys that don't look to be in better shape than most normal people. The main event was enjoyable and the crowd was into everything. This was a good episode. 

Overall Rating: 71%

In Your House 9: International Incident Review

Sunday, July 21st, 1996
General Motors Place
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

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They start off by showing Jose Lothario knocking out Jim Cornette on the Free For All and then Vader and Shawn coming down and chaos ensuing. 

Smoking Gunns vs. Body Donnas

The Body Donnas are interviewed before their entrance. They thank everyone who applied to be their manager, but now that they had Kloudi, they realized they don't need a manager. If that isn't stupid enough, this is a non-title match. On a pay per view. Great booking. Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross are the announce team for us now. I'm not really sure why the crowd is supposed to like the Body Donnas. They are a good team, but that's about all there is to them that has been presented as likable. They also announce that Jake Roberts is not able to wrestle tonight. I'm not stating anything super insightful here, but typically the opening match of a pay per view usually has a red hot crowd no matter who it is. While the crowd isn't silent here, they certainly are not super into it. We get mostly standard fare until Sunny fakes a collapse. Skip goes out and checks on her and she slaps him. The Gunns double clothesline him and Sunny is ecstatic. Bart hits a nice Irish whip on Skip and it is sold really well. Skip goes upstairs and goes for a crossbody, but Bart catches him and hits him with a powerslam. Billy goes for a leap over Bart's shoulders to jump on Skip's back but he aborts it and that kind of looked dumb. He just kicked him instead. The Gunns continue to isolate Skip until he hits a reverse crossbody, but then Bart levels him back with a clothesline. Billy is up on top and lands into an inverted atomic drop. Zip is tagged in and the pace quickens. Billy tripped Zip while running the ropes and Bart gets him up for their finisher, but Billy is outside the ring arguing with Sunny about something. Skip comes off the top rope and hits a missile dropkick. Zip falls on top of him and they pick up the victory. Sunny is livid and has a tantrum before raising her team's arms. I gave this a really bad score back when I watched this a long time ago and I'm not really sure why. This was solid. 

Match Rating: **1/4

We go to Mr. Perfect and Camp Cornette. Cornette keeps using the "he pulled a switchblade on me" line for Lothario. Cornette says that he'll refund everyone in the audience and everyone who ordered the show if his team loses tonight. 

Mankind vs. Henry Godwinn

Godwinn is the replacement for Jake. I mean honestly, I'd much rather see this than 1996 Jake any day. Henry is able to hit a powerslam and then clothesline Mankind over the top. Henry is showing some of his 1995 aggression here and I am here for it. Mankind hits a modified bulldog and follows it up with an elbow drop before pulling out some more of his hair. Mankind rips up the blue mat on the outside. Mankind hits a backbreaker on the concrete before throwing him back in the ring. Godwinn is able to avoid a charging Mankind in the corner, and he levels him with a clothesline. Godwinn then hits a big slam on Mankind onto the concrete. Back in the ring, Henry goes for the Slop Drop, but Mankind holds onto the ropes. Mankind immediately goes for the Mandible Claw and that is all she wrote. This was a really good little hard-hitting match. Mankind continues to be one of the best things the WWF has going right now. 

Match Rating: **1/2

They go back to the Superstar Line with Brian Pillman. He's with the Body Donnas and insults them and we also see Sunny with Raymond Rougeau saying it wasn't a big deal they lost. 

Steve Austin vs. Marc Mero

Austin starts to level Mero in the corner and Mero returns the favor. They run the ropes and it ends with Mero hitting a crossbody for a 2 count. Mero hits a series of boxing punches and Austin rolls out of the ring to buy some time. They show Marlena with the Usher in the AOL room backstage. Mero hits the pin attempt that caused Austin to get stitches at King of the Ring. Austin fakes an injury and that allows him to attack Mero and also that gets him some cheers from the Canadian crowd. Austin hits a catapult outside the ring and into the post. Back in the ring, Austin hits Mero off the second rope for a 2 count. Mero is able to crotch Austin on the top rope and then Austin maybe goes for a powerbomb? They lose their balance but recover and Mero hits a hurricanrana to the floor. Mero then hits a somersault dive off the apron. Marlena and the Usher are out and hand something to the announce team. I'm not sure why they would come out during this part of the match because Mero's high-flying moves are being overlooked. Mero hits a moonsault and 10 punches in the corner. He goes for another high-risk move but it backfires and he gets crotched this time. Mero blocks the Stunner and hits a catapult leg drop for a close call. Austin kicks out Mero's leg and hits the Stunner for the victory. This was another really solid match between these two. The whole Marlena thing was not really well executed though. 

Match Rating: ***1/2

They show Bob Backlund out in the crowd. Tomorrow night, Ahmed Johnson and Shawn Michaels will take on the Smoking Gunns on Raw. 

Goldust vs. Undertaker

I just will never understand this sub-feud. We get lots of stalling, as expected. Goldust hides behind the referee and Undertaker just stands there staring at him. Taker hits him with one right hand and Goldust rolls out of the ring. Goldust tries to surprise Taker by pulling his foot and out of the ring, but Taker doesn't feel pain, so that doesn't work. He hits a chokeslam-ish move onto the steel steps and then goes back in the ring and just stands there. He realizes that is stupid, so he goes back outside and goes to hit him with the steps, but Marlena lays on top of Goldust to stop him. Goldust tries to use his mouth to untie the turnbuckle. Even Marlena looks more bored than usual. Goldust gets a thumb in the eye and then corners Taker and hits some knees to the midsection. Again, Taker no sells it and then just goes back on the attack before hitting Old School. Goldust comes back and clotheslines Taker over the top, but he lands on his feet. Taker snaps Goldust's neck on the top rope. The referee tells Taker not to do that and that allows Goldust to rip off the turnbuckle pad. He is able to whip Taker into that corner. They go back outside and Goldust drops the steps on the back of Taker. We get a rare inside cradle from Taker though and then he hits a leaping clothesline, as if none of Goldust's offense ever happened. Taker hits a Tombstobe and then we get an awkwardly slow cover that leads to Mankind coming from under the ring to pull Taker underneath. Only Mankind emerges and the smoke is coming out from the hole. The lights begin to flicker and Mankind looks into the hole. Undertaker finally emerges and it's from the other side of the ring. He attacks Mankind and they brawl up the entranceway. This match was mostly terrible and then the ending just felt way too long.

Match Rating: 3/4*

We get the always great SummerSlam 1996 commercial. That one unlocks some core memories. 

Jim Ross brings up again about the whole refund angle with Cornette before we see some more brawling from Taker and Mankind. We then hype up the main event with a Todd video package. This includes the suspension of Ultimate Warrior. We then go to Dok Hendrix with Shawn Michaels, Ahmed Johnson and Sid. 

Shawn Michaels, Ahmed Johnson & Sid vs. Vader, Owen Hart & British Bulldog

One of the guardrails falls over when Shawn Michaels is entering due to how many fans were leaning on it. Shawn tries to fire away at Vader and all it takes is one right hand for Vader to knock him down. Michaels hits a hurricanrana, a clothesline and a crossbody that sends both of them over the top rope. Michaels hits a baseball slide and then a dive to the floor. The chemistry between these two is underrated. Michaels leaps off the apron but misses and hits the guardrail. Michaels is able to tag in Sid and he unleashes a series of kicks and clotheslines, including on Owen and Bulldog. This is the perfect type of match for Sid and the crowd is absolutely loving this. Sid clotheslines Owen and tags in Ahmed. He hits three waist locks into suplexes but then misses with an elbow drop and in comes Bulldog. Ahmed quickly fights back with a spinebuster and he hits the Pearl River Plunge but Vader breaks it up. Both guys get spots to hammer away on each other in the corner. Vader goes for a splash in the corner and Ahmed catches him and hits a slam for a 2 count. In comes Owen and he hits the spinning heel kick on Ahmed. Ahmed hits a military press slam and tags in Sid and he hits the big boot. Sid makes a mistake and sends Owen into his corner and he tags in Bulldog. Bulldog gets him up and hits the delayed vertical suplex. That was cool stuff. Sid battles back enough to get Shawn back in there and he takes it to Bulldog until he rams his own shoulder into the ring post. We get a series of pin attempts from Owen and Shawn, which is always a pop from me. It ends with Owen leveling Shawn with a clothesline. Bulldog is in and Owen hits Shawn when he's running the ropes with his cast. Vader whips Shawn into the corner and that sends him over the top. Vader goes at Sid, which allows Owen to get a cheap shot in and throw Shawn back in the ring. We get our first rest hold of the match, which is well deserved. They work on Shawn for a couple of minutes until Owen collides with Owen. He gets the tag to Sid, but the referee did not see it and that allows shenanigans from Camp Cornette. Bulldog holds Shawn and Owen goes up top. He goes for a missile dropkick, but Shawn moves and he hits Bulldog instead. Shawn crawls over and makes the tag to Sid. Sid hits a clothesline on Vader and then a chokeslam to all three men. He tags in Ahmed and they double clothesline Vader and then launch Shawn off the top rope on Vader. Bulldog makes the save and now he and Owen double team Ahmed outside the ring. Shawn goes after Cornette and Vader tries to use the racquet behind his back. Shawn is able to get it away and hits Vader in the head with it. Vader is able to kick out of the pin attempt and Shawn goes for Sweet Chin Music. Cornette grabs his leg and Vader attacks him. He hits the Vader Bomb and picks up the win. This was a freaking awesome match. After the match, Sid and Ahmed attack the heels with Sid hitting a powerbomb on Bulldog. He hits a boot on Owen and gives him a powerbomb also. He goes for one on Vader, but Bulldog pulls him out of the ring. Shawn then runs off the ropes and leaps onto Vader and they start brawling. I loved this match and it gave Vader the much needed pin over Shawn. 

Match Rating: ****

We get Dok with Gorilla now and he announces that Mankind will take on Undertaker at SummerSlam in a match that will start in a boiler room. In comes Cornette and Vader and they want a match for the title. 

Just because a show isn't designed to be anything important, doesn't mean it can't be enjoyable. This isn't anything special, but it was a nice time capsule of a time period where changes were happening that would eventually get the product to the next level. The only real dud here was the Undertaker/Goldust match, but what else is new? The main event more than made up for it and the undercard was solid enough.

Overall Rating: 69%

Monday Night Raw 6-24-96 Review

Monday, June 24th, 1996
Brown County Expo
Green Bay, Wisconsin

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Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Ahmed Johnson

This is a non-title match, as Helmsley is still being punished for high fiving his friends. Did they ditch the valet gimmick for Helmsley too? They may not have been able to find an attractive woman in Green Bay. Sorry, I'm a Lions fan. Helmsley survives the early domination by Ahmed and has absolutely no heat here whatsoever. He leaps off the top rope to hit Ahmed in the back and the crickets are chirping. They interview Goldust and he says he'll be back. He's still mad at Ahmed, so naturally we need to throw in another match with Undertaker for no reason. We get a commercial break and when we come back Ahmed is making a comeback. Ahmed hits a big spinebuster and goes for the Pearl River Plunge, but Helmsley counters with a backdrop. I am mistaken, they show a valet cheering Hunter on. He sends Ahmed off the ropes and ducks his head, so Ahmed hits the Pearl River Plunge and gets the victory. This was fine, but the crowd could not have cared any less for Hunter.

Match Rating: *3/4

Dok Hendrix is out to interview Ahmed and asks him about being the first ever African American Intercontinental Champion. He says that he will defend this title for all people. He tells Goldust that he isn't hard to find if he wants another shot. 

They show a commercial for the replay of King of the Ring and then the Slam of the Week, which is Marty Jannetty hitting a top rope powerbomb on Skip. Sunny is now out to join the announce team. 

Body Donnas vs. Brooklyn Brawler & Jerry Fox

They show some entries for people that tried to become the Body Donnas new manager. Sunny yells at how gross Kloudi is. This match is a lot of yelling and just some moves in the background. Sunny announces that she's going to be bringing in a singles competitor. She literally asks if Vince thinks that only 2 men can keep Sunny occupied. The Body Donnas are a pretty solid team, but again no one cares about them. Skip hits a top rope hurricanrana and then Fox does the most obvious re-positioning I think I can recall ever seeing so that he can get hit by Zip's Whoopee Cushion. Kloudi then taunts Sunny and chases her around the ring. She eventually makes it backstage. This was fine. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

They hype up Shawn Michaels vs. Marty Jannetty next week and show their history. Kloudi then goes after Lawler into the commercial break.

Aldo Montoya, Savio Vega & Barry Horowitz vs. Vader, Owen Hart & British Bulldog

This is quite the drop on the card for Savio here. He gets to be the one to knock Vader down with a nice looking spin kick. Aldo hits a couple of dropkicks on Owen before running into a spin kick from Owen. Vader hits a chokeslam and a splash in the corner. Bulldog hits a running powerslam and then tags in Owen instead of going for the pin. He puts on the Sharpshooter and that's all. This was shorter than I was anticipating but was fine enough for what it was setting out to do.

Match Rating: 3/4*

Another commercial to watch the replay of King of the Ring. We then get a weird ad telling us to unleash the Warrior in you. 

Brian Pillman is out and Vince and Pillman wants to know where his money is. Vince says that he is yet to step into the ring and Pillman says he doesn't need to. 

Steve Austin vs. Undertaker

I should also note that Austin really didn't get much of a reaction here just 24 hours after his big moment. It did take some time. Undertaker looks extra white here for some reason. Austin attacks Taker and wouldn't you know it, it doesn't work. Lawler gets up and goes after Paul Bearer asking him about what happened last night against Mankind. For those that don't know, Bearer accidentally hit Taker in the head with the urn and cost him his match. Austin runs into a boot in the corner and we go to commercial break. Don't miss the Attitude Adjustment Tour. They do list the Joe Louis Arena show that I attended, but it is most famously remembered for who didn't attend it. That person being the Ultimate Warrior. Austin is able to drill Taker's knee into the ring post. The crowd gets a "Rest in peace" chant going and that gets Bearer excited. The match itself, not so much. As Austin is working on the knee, out come Goldust and Marlena. Goldust joins the announce team as Taker breaks out of the submission hold and we get another commercial break. Don't forget to call the hotline. Taker hits a chokeslam and Goldust takes off the headset. Taker gets Austin up for the Tombstone and Goldust throws well, gold dust in his eyes. That's a DQ, but they still keep brawling. Austin retreats and Taker's music plays. That was a lame finish. Bearer seems a little hesitant during their celebration. Lawler comes up on the ring apron and tells Undertaker to ask Bearer why he did it. I don't remember them really hinting at them splitting this early. This was a pretty dull match and had an even worse finish. 

Match Rating: *

Well, I mean this wasn't terrible or anything. It just didn't feel like the night after a pay per view type of show. The crowd for whatever reason was pretty out of it also, so that didn't help. I'm not really sure why this was a Netflix selection.

Overall Rating: 44%