Monday Night Raw 3-3-97 Review

Original Airdate: Monday, March 3rd, 1997
Deutschlandhalle
Berlin, Germany

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We get a Berlin Wall introduction before we get Honky Tonk Man's music kicking off the show. He's out to join the announce team. They interview Bret Hart during Helmsley's entrance and he says he's going to do the same thing to Austin that he's going to do to Helmsley tonight.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Bret Hart

As usual, Bret is very over in Europe. They show Austin heading into the WWF headquarters, as he is not in Germany. We get some mat wrestling from Bret to start. We get a commercial break and a reminder of the Slammy Awards. Hunter is in control after a knee to the midsection and then throws Bret's shoulder into the ring post. It should be noted that Jerry Lawler is not on the announce team tonight, it's just Vince and JR. Hunter gets too greedy and goes to the top rope. Bret greets him with a superplex and takes control. Bret hits a catapult in the corner and Bret goes for the Sharpshooter but Hunter is able to rake the eyes. Bret gets Hunter in the tree of woe and continues to stomp away. The ref tries to stop him and Bret shoves him away for a DQ ending. Out comes that woman to get in Bret's face. They never lay a hand on each other and WWF officials escort her away. That was kind of a weird finish, especially in Germany. The match was pretty good for what it was. 

Match Rating: **

They try to interview Austin, but he's not in his chair. They show Owen Hart dumping British Bulldog out during the Royal Rumble earlier this year. 

Intercontinental Championship Match
Vader vs. Rocky Maivia

Vader defeated Rocky earlier in the European Championship tournament, so now we have a title match. Vader quickly is hitting Rocky with big blows in the corner and then hits a short clothesline. JR covers for Vader calling spots saying that he's trying to intimidate Rocky. Rocky makes little comebacks but nothing substantial and Vader hits a splash off the second rope for a 2 count. Vader goes off the second rope again and this time Rocky catches him for a powerslam. Rocky hits a belly-to-belly suplex and that gets a 2. Rocky hits the tornado DDT and goes up to the top rope. He hits the big crossbody but Vader is quickly out of the pin attempt. Rocky dropkicks Vader over the top rope. Rocky goes out there and Mankind is out there to hit Rocky in the head with Paul Bearer's urn. Vader isn't happy about it and Vader throws him back in the ring. Vader attacks him for a while until the officials come out to stop him. This was actually going along pretty well until another bad finish. 

Match Rating: **1/4

They then show the Jerry Lawler storyline with ECW and highlights from last week's Raw. 

Sultan vs. Flash Funk

They interview Jerry Lawler during the entrances. He tells Paul Heyman that if he shows up next week, he'll shove his fist down his throat. Sultan attacks Funk while he's taking off his jacket, but it doesn't last long. Funk hits a diving clothesline to the floor. As good as Honky Tonk Man was in the late 80s, he's equally as bad here in in the mid 90s. Sultan here felt like someone they thought they could give a good push to, but it felt like they gave up on it quickly. We join Paul E. on the phone and Vince thanks him for all the action ECW brought to Raw last week. Funk hits a moonsault but Sultan is able to kick out. Sultan catches Funk during a headscissors and slams him face first. He puts on the Camel Clutch and that is all. I expected this to be a little bit livelier. It was fine. 

Match Rating: *1/2

We now see highlights of the last time Steve Austin was at WWF headquarters in October. Lots of stalling here. 

We go to Sid, who looks like he fell asleep at the beach. Did you know that he's the master and ruler of the world? 

We now see footage of Bulldog and Owen fighting each other at In Your House and then Bulldog making the save after the attack. That sentence probably didn't make sense. 

Ahmed Johnson is brought out for an interview and he says that he's not coming to WrestleMania alone. The audio quality is horrible. He then starts a "You're going down" chant with the crowd. 

They show highlights of Legion of Doom's return and then their interview from Shotgun Saturday Night. 

WWF Championship Match
Mankind vs. Sid

They show a Mankind interview spoken in German during his entrance. Sid attacks Mankind immediately upon walking into the ring. I would have liked to have seen a feud between these two. I think Mankind could have brought out the best in Sid. Mankind misses Sid and hits the ring post as they battled outside the ring. Sid will be teaming up with Undertaker next week on Raw Is War. We go to Austin in Connecticut now. It seems like we could have done this during the Sultan match. Austin is complaining about his seat on the plane and the crappy food he was given. He then goes on to say he's so sick of Bret whining and crying. A Paul Bearer distraction doesn't work out and Sid throws the back of Mankind's head into the ring post. Mankind gets the Mandible Claw on and Sid is down. Sid uses his power to get out of it and then Mankind hits him with the double arm DDT. Sid hits a chokeslam but then Mankind kicks out. Mankind lowers his head and Sid hits the powerbomb for the victory. I didn't expect a clean finish there. The match was pretty good overall. 

Match Rating: **1/4

They show a clip of British Bulldog firing Clarence Mason on Shotgun. 

We hear more from Austin cutting a promo on Bret again ahead of his submission match with Bret. He says that no one can make him quit. 

European Championship Match
Owen Hart vs. British Bulldog

I guess one positive of the majority of the Raw episodes being deleted from streaming existence is that I get to watch this match sooner than I would have. I have not seen this one since it aired "live" if I am remembering correctly. We get some mat wrestling to start until Bulldog catches a hurricanrana and turns it into a powerbomb. Bulldog then catapults Owen over the top rope before holding the ropes open for Owen to come back in. It is really bizarre to me that Honky Tonk Man is announcing this match. Bulldog goes for a surfboard but Owen weasels his way out of it by grabbing the referee. We get more hype for Raw Is War which starts at 7:57. Talk about nostalgia. Owen is able to flip Bulldog out of the ring this time and he too opens the ropes for Bulldog to get back in the ring. We get some rope running action and Owen leap frogs over Bulldog and sells a knee injury. He of course is faking it and uses it to his advantage. He hits a big spin kick to the head of Bulldog. That looked like it may have actually connected. Owen hits a nice belly to belly suplex and Bulldog comes back with an electric chair. Owen goes for a superplex but Bulldog shifts his weight and falls on top of Owen for a 2 count. Bulldog hits some clotheslines and a big vertical suplex for 2. Owen comes back with a German suplex with a bridge for another 2 count. Owen hits a reverse crossbody off the second rope and Bulldog rolls over and we get another close call. Owen goes for the Sharpshooter and gets him in it in the middle of the ring. Bulldog crawls his way to the bottom rope and the crowd is happy about that. Bulldog reverses a piledriver into a powerslam and Owen kicks out of that. I thought that was it. Owen rolls Bulldog into a pin from his shoulder and Bulldog gets out at 2 and counters the pin and that's the finish to crown your first ever European Champion. This wasn't quite the classic that a lot of people say it is, but it was really good. They show that Bulldog won with a clean finish and Owen shakes his hand. They tease drama but it stays civil. 

Match Rating: ***3/4

Even though most of the matches didn't deliver on their promise, they made this show feel important and that is a major upgrade from previous years. We are starting to see the progression into the Attitude Era but they are still working with a very small amount of actual talent that people care about right now. Good show overall. 

Overall Rating: 70%

Monday Night Raw 2-24-97 Review

Monday, February 24th, 1997
Manhattan Center
New York, New York

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They followed up a huge title change with one of the most famous episodes to date for a big February for the company. How do they start the show, you ask? With the Godwinns and New Blackjacks, of course.

Godwinns vs. New Blackjacks

They start brawling right away and the Godwinns get the better of it. We get a big "Bradshaw sucks" chant once things slow down a little bit. It should be noted that the Manhattan Center is the original location of the early days of Raw for those who weren't aware. It's a fun location to have a show at once in awhile but it also is funny that Jerry Lawler was ripping on ECW for bingo halls and this is only a step up due to the uniqueness of it, not because of its size. I should also note that it is just Vince McMahon and Lawler here for the announcing duties. A distraction from Windham allows Bradshaw to knock Henry out to the floor. There are lots of bWo shirts in the crowd and not many women. They show Ken Shamrock in the audience. I did not expect this match to get this much time. Phineas has Windham in a sleeper hold but with Henry arguing with the referee, JBL comes in and clotheslines Phineas. Windham gets on top and gets the victory. However, Phineas got his foot on the rope. Another referee comes out and tries to argue the call, but the result sticks so the Godwinns slop the referee. This was actually a little better than I expected.

Match Rating: *1/4

Out come the Eliminators after the commercial break. They attack one of the ring crew and hit their finisher. Paul Heyman gets on the mic to say that ECW is in the house. After another commercial, Heyman introduces the next match. Heyman joins the announce team and the bWo grab the mic. 

Little Guido vs. Big Stevie Cool

Guido attacks them and we are underway. I'm not sure that I would have picked the bWo as the first thing to have a match here, but to each their own. Stevie hits a side suplex and then out comes Raven. The distraction allows a roll up and a 2 count. Guido hits a couple of dropkicks. They interview Goldust during the match to get an update on Marlena. He's here and then makes an "it" reference about Chyna and Lawler calls him out for it. Stevie hits a powerbomb and then hits a superkick for the victory. This was mostly nonsense. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

Sunny is interviewed in a robe to talk trash about Marlena. Honky Tonk Man's music hits and we go to commercial. He introduces Sunny and she does her Body Donna schtick before taking off her robe, which reveals basically what she usually wears. Out comes Marlena next and they show highlights of her being attacked by that woman. Sunny offers her the opportunity to forfeit, but Marlena isn't having it. Honky goes over the rules and Sunny does the usual heel gimmick where she stalls. Marlena returns the favor but this time Honky threatens to disqualify her. They pan to Shamrock again, which is probably not a great choice during this. We finally have our arm wrestling match and just as Marlena is about to win, Sunny throws sand in her face. Out comes Savio Vega and he goes up to Marlena so Goldust comes out and attacks him. Goldust slams his head into the table and I guess we have a match?

Savio Vega vs. Goldust

After a commercial break, we are having a match. Savio is finally in his new Nation gear. Miguel Perez joins the announce team and this is something that I completely forgot existed. He says that he doesn't know what happened to Savio. He used to be proud of him. The crowd starts chanting "Candido" at Sunny, who for some reason is still out there. Goldust hits a crossbody for a 2 count but Savio immediately hits him with a spin kick. This one has lost me a bit. Just as I type that, Crush runs in and attacks Goldust for the DQ finish. Miguel Perez comes in and gets thrown right out. He then hits a missile dropkick on Savio and then helps Goldust with Crush. This was really dull. 

Match Rating: 3/4*

They hype up that next week's Raw is from Berlin, Germany. 

We then see highlights of Jerry Lawler interviewing Tiny Tim from July of 1993. Lawler is now going to interview Ken Shamrock in the crowd. Lawler does his usual that he trained Shamrock and Ken then says that he doesn't even know Lawler. Lawler is of course flabbergasted and that's the whole segment. 

It's time to hype up the Slammy's on March 21st on USA Network. 

We go back to Paul Heyman and he says this show has sucked without ECW. He then announces Mikey Whipwreck, like that will make it better. 

Mikey Whipwreck vs. Taz

Taz hits some suplexes, Lawler makes some short jokes and Faarooq is interviewed during the match. Taz is on top of the Raw sign and leaps off onto Taz's team. Taz then suplexes Whipwreck over the top onto Sabu in what is a scary looking bump. Tazmission ends this one. This was obviously a Taz feature and it was fine. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

Headbangers vs. Legion Of Doom

This was the big surprise that they alluded to during the show. The return of LOD was a huge one for me, as they were a childhood favorite. This run didn't end up being anything great, but in this moment, this was a big one for me. The crowd is into this one and then starts chanting "Nitro sucks". To their credit, this was not a total squash and actually treat the Headbangers like a legit threat. Now it's time for a "Bischoff sucks" chant. They actually give this match a commercial break and then we get a lame double countout finish. I did not remember that. After the match, LOD hits the Doomsday Device for good measure. I am shocked that they agreed to this. This was a little lackluster for a big return. 

Match Rating: *

We get the "Tell Me A Lie" Shawn Michaels music video. 

D-Von Dudley vs. Tommy Dreamer

We get a bunch of weapon shots from Dreamer on the outside. Dreamer then hits a suplex on the outside and then a baseball slide into the steps. Back in the ring, D-Von hits Dreamer with a chair to the head. Most of the match is Lawler and Heyman arguing on commentary. D-Von misses a headbutt off the second rope and lands on the chair. Dreamer hits a piledriver and then D-Von grabs Buelah in the ring. While the finish is happening, Undertaker is being interviewed. Dreamer wins and then Bubba Ray Dudley comes in and attacks Dreamer and Sandman is not far behind. We then get a bunch of unprotected chair shots to the Dudleys. This was probably the best representation of what ECW was at the time, for better or for worse. Heyman and Lawler then get into a physical altercation going into the commercial break. 

Match Rating: *1/4

Jim Ross recaps the chaotic title situation for us. It concludes with them confirming that Sid will take on Undertaker and Steve Austin will face Bret Hart at WrestleMania. 

Todd Pettengil is now with Ken Shamrock to conduct a real interview. He introduces his wife and father. He then picks Undertaker to defeat Sid and he can't make a choice between Austin and Bret. 

Faarooq vs. Undertaker

Faarooq insults Shamrock during his entrance and insults UFC. Shamrock says he'd be willing to step in the ring with Faarooq. Taker attacks D'Lo Brown and that allows for Faarooq to strike first but is quickly eating a flying clothesline from Taker. Taker walks the ropes and hits the mark on pre-Old School. It's kind of wild that they thought this match could headline a pay per view in a few months. Just in case you didn't hear Vince the first 10 times, Raw is from Germany next week. During the commercial break, the Nation attacked Taker and Faarooq is now working on the legs of Taker. Now this one is starting to drag on. D'Lo pulls down the top rope for Taker to fall over and he lands on his feet. Faarooq comes over with the steps and Taker kicks them into him. This naturally turns into a no contest and then the Legion of Doom make the save as we go off the air. This was pretty boring. 

Match Rating: *

This episode sure threw a lot of things at the wall to see what would stick. While on paper, it was memorable, it also wasn't that good. With every year, I become less interested in ECW and then knowing that the LOD run wasn't very good makes the return not mean as much in retrospect. However, this was definitely better than some random episode, I just wish we would have gotten at least one good match to go with the chaos. 

Overall Rating: 62%

Monday Night Raw 2-17-97 Review

Monday, February 17th, 1997
Nashville Arena
Nashville, Tennessee

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WWF Championship Match
Sid vs. Bret Hart

They are hyping up the beating that Bret took last night at In Your House and they aren't wrong. Sid and Bret go face to face and out comes Steve Austin to attack Bret. Sid gets in on the action and during the chaos Austin clips Sid's knee in retaliation and Sid is screaming in pain like he's a cartoon character. The officials finally get Austin out of the ring. Sid is back in the ring and can't put weight on his injured leg. 

They throw us back to highlights now instead. We get another mention of Thursday Raw Thursday and Shawn Michael's forfeiting of the title. They show still photos of the main event from last night's show before going back to Sid. He's furious and the match will still happen tonight. 

Marc Mero vs. Savio Vega

As I mentioned on the In Your House review, the Savio heel turn is so new that he's still wearing his babyface attire. Mero gets the hot start and he hits his somersault dive to the outside that takes out both Vega and Crush. Vega comes back and hits the spin kick in the corner to take control of the match. Mero is dumped to the outside and one of the Nation rappers starts getting some kicks in on Mero. Over comes Sable and she goes after him with some kicks to a pop from the crowd. Savio misses a splash in the corner and then Mero hits a rough looking back body drop. Mero then hits a Samoan Drop and then the Nation all goes after Sable and she backs into a corner in the ring. The ref calls for the bell? Out comes Ahmed Johnson with a 2 x 4 to make the save. That was a pretty bad ending, but Ahmed got a good reaction. 

Match Rating: *

We get a Bret interview during Leif Cassidy's entrance. Bret says that he just has to get used to Austin coming after him wherever he goes. After he gets done with Sid, he'll go on to the next contender. 

Intercontinental Championship Match
Leif Cassidy vs. Rocky Maivia

Sunny comes out to be the timekeeper. They do a live interview with Hunter Hearst Helmsley during the match and he calls Rocky the luckiest punk in the world. Meanwhile, the crowd is very silent for this one so far. Leif is controlling most of the match here and hits the mark off the top rope. He goes to the well once too often and Rocky slams him off the top. They keep showing a guy taunting Lawler with an "ECW Rules" sign. Rocky hits a top rope crossbody and doesn't go for the cover. Rocky puts him up on his shoulder and hits the shoulder breaker for the victory. That was mostly dull.

Match Rating: 3/4*

We go back to Lawler roasting ECW. Looking back, he wasn't really long. If you weren't a diehard wrestling fan, you never heard of ECW. 

Goldust and Marlena are out with Kevin Kelly in the ring. He tells Helmsley that this is personal now. All the money in the world couldn't buy Marlena and he says that the only way he can get to her is over his dead body. Marlena talking really takes away from the mystique of her character. Marlena says that Goldust is all man. Out comes Helmsley and it eventually becomes a fight. Helmsley dominates it and hits a Pedigree. Marlena follows that up with a slap to the face. Out comes Chyna and shakes Marlena in a bear hug. Security is out and breaks it up, leaving Goldust to carry her to the back. 

Headbangers vs. Hardy Boys

Jeff Hardy hits a leaping clothesline to start and tags in Matt for a double team. We get an interview with Faarooq and the Nation. Faarooq wants to have a Chicago Street Fight at WrestleMania. Meanwhile, the Headbangers hit a suplex/top rope splash combo on Matt. Jeff gets a tag back in and hits a couple of dropkicks before getting his head clotheslined off. They hit the Stage Dive and that's all. The Headbangers were fun for a little bit here and it helps that the Hardy's were here to sell for them. 

Match Rating: *

WWF Championship Match
Sid vs. Bret Hart

We're going to try this again. Bret can't even make it to Gorilla position, as he is attacked by Austin. Sid once again comes to join in on the fun. Maybe the third time will be the charm? 

Kevin Kelly is with Gorilla Monsoon. Gorilla says that we aren't like other people and tease you. He guarantees that we will have a title match tonight.

Flash Funk vs. Owen Hart

Here's a pairing I would like to see a few matches between. We get Paul Heyman on the phone so that we can ignore the match. Heyman says that they will be on Raw next week. I was very excited about this since I could only read about ECW. We didn't get it where I was on any of our TV networks. Meanwhile, Clarence Mason and Owen start disagreeing and Funk hits Owen with a dive. Then British Bulldog comes out and tells Mason to go to the back. Owen hits a German suplex into a bridge for a nearfall. Austin is now being interviewed by JR and is upset about the Final Four ruling. He says that the whole organization is holding him back. Owen hits a nice gutwrench suplex. Funk comes back and hits a top rope crossbody for a 2 count. Funk sets Owen up and hits a moonsault and again Owen kicks out. Flash goes off the ropes and Bulldog hits Funk with the Slammy behind the referee's back. Owen hits a kick and Bulldog holds down Funk's leg for the victory. This was pretty good despite all the distractions from the actual ring work. 

Match Rating: **

Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Bart Gunn

Honky Tonk Man is joining at the announce booth. JR then asks Helmsley if he knows who this woman is who keeps attacking Marlena. He denies any knowledge of who she is. Honky basically says he has been denied by his top choices and now he's starting all over again. I guess I'll start recapping this match. Helmsley hits the high knee and then out comes Goldust and he chases him through the crowd, which is always a fun spot. That's enough for a countout and gives Bart the big win. This was nothing.

Match Rating: 1/2*

We go to Dr. Andrews talking about Shawn Michaels' injury. He says that surgery is not completely ruled out. 

WWF Championship Match
Sid vs. Bret Hart

Here we go now. I was in Hawaii when this Raw happened and I was able to catch this match before we had to go to a dinner. This was the peak of my fandom, so this was a huge deal. We have a physical start to the match. Bret looks to be on a mission to have a good match here. Bret does the Figure Four spot here with Sid on the ring post. Before the match, they said they were taking a commercial so we would get the match in its entirety. We then get a commercial right during that spot. When we come back, Bret is still working on Sid's leg. Sid comes back and hits a huge leg drop for a 2. Sid then hits a second rope leg drop and again gets a 2 count. Bret puts Sid on the ropes and charges at him. Sid gets out of the way and Bret falls to the floor. Bret recovers and puts on the Sharpshooter in the center of the ring. Out comes Austin and hits Bret with a chair to the back of the head. Neither Sid nor the referee see it. Sid hits the powerbomb and we have a new WWF Champion. This of course gets a huge pop, as this was not something that happened very often at the time. The match was good, but more in a TV match type of way than a pay per view. The moment was huge though and really was a surprise to me. 

Match Rating: ***

As Sid is celebrating, the Undertaker's music hits and the lights go off. They go face to face and Sid shows no fear. 

This was one of the most memorable episodes of Raw up to this point in time with the huge title change. The rest of the show was mostly forgettable, but one match and moment is really all it takes to make this a thumbs up. 

Overall Rating: 68%

In Your House 13: Final Four Review

Sunday, February 16th, 1997
UTC Arena
Chattanooga, Tennessee

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I think I have seen this show two times. Once as a rented video and then once again when the WWE Network was launched. We get a short intro, but overall, I think it's a pretty good one. The Wildman's music hits and Jim Ross is here with Jerry Lawler. No Vince on this one. I guess he's still upset about Shawn stepping away. 

Marc Mero vs. Leif Cassidy

Leif does not get a televised entrance here in case you were wondering if he had any shot at winning this match. I do like that they are rewarding Leif here with some bigger showcases, especially since he delivered against Flash Funk in December. Leif takes out the legs of Mero with two low dropkicks. Leif uses some submission moves on the injured left leg. Mero comes back with an enzuigiri, but JR notes that it hits him in the shoulder and not the head. Leif goes after Sable, so she slaps him and then Mero hits a dive through the ropes. Mero gets him back in the ring and hits the Wild Thing for the victory. That was a little disappointing for me, as I typically like both of these guys more than most. It just never got that third act where they get into that extra gear to make it stand out. 

Match Rating: **

Honky Tonk Man is now out to the ring and then they flash us back to Shawn Michael's interview from Thursday Raw Thursday. They show almost all of it and then the announcement from Gorilla that the main event tonight is for the title. They then go to Kevin Kelly, who is with Sid to hype up his title match tomorrow. Why didn't they wait for Honky to come out? 

Flash Funk, Bart Gunn & Goldust vs. Faarooq, Crush & Savio Vega

Talk about one of the more random teams in WWF history, this is definitely near the top. The Nation comes down through the audience. The faces start off hot and we get the telegraphed top rope dive onto all three opponents early on. Funk hits a top rope hurricanrana on Savio and then Bart laucnhes Funk onto the Nation but they catch him and shift the momentum. Crush and Savio team up for a spike piledriver and a 2 count. Bart gets a mild tag and hits a powerslam for a 2 count. The match breaks down from there. Bart hits a top rope bulldog on Faarooq and looks to have the match won. Shenanigans happen and Bart gets pinned for the loss. This mostly existed. 

Match Rating: **

Dok Hendrix is sitting down with Steve Austin. He says that we can count on him being the WWF Champion tonight.

Intercontinental Championship Match
Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Rocky Maivia

We get the rematch here from the Thursday Raw Thursday that saw the title change hands. We get a more traditional wrestling style start here and for the most part, they let Rocky look like he is one step ahead. Helmsley sidesteps Rocky and throws him over the top rope. He follows it up with a baseball slide and Rocky hits the guardrail. Helmsley gets caught using the ropes as leverage during a submission hold but Rocky isn't able to capitalize on the opening and gets hit with a knee to the chin. Rocky does sneak in an inside cradle for a 2 count. Rocky tries for a dropkick but Helmsley is able to hold on to the ropes. Helmsley then misses with a knee drop and back and forth we go. Rocky hits Helmsley in the midsection when Helmsley goes upstairs and then hits an inverted atomic drop. It is pretty apparent that these two guys do work well together. Rocky hits a powerslam and then climbs upstairs. He hits the crossbody and Helmsley is able to kick out. Rocky goes for some punches in the corner and Helmsley is able to lift him up and Drop him face-first on the turnbuckle. Rocky hits his variation of the tornado DDT and they are starting to win the crowd over a little bit here. Helmsley hits him with a thumb to the eye and then the knee to the face. Out comes Goldust as Helmsley is hitting a reverse neckbreaker. The distraction works and Rocky hits a German suplex into a bridge for the victory. I didn't really care for that finish. They should have come up with a better distraction than him just coming out and acting goofy. I liked the match overall though. After the match, we get some words between Helmsley and Goldust and then we see Marlena being choked out by a large woman in the crowd. Yes, this is the debut of Chyna. Security has to escort her away with the announcers selling it as a crazed fan. 

Match Rating: **3/4

Vader is backstage with Kevin Kelly and he gives kind of a weird promo. Paul Bearer is here to try and save it by being his usual self. 

WWF Tag Team Championship Match
Doug Furnas & Phil LaFon vs. Owen Hart & British Bulldog

It is weird to me that Clarence Mason manages both the Nation and Owen/Bulldog. We get a lot of talk about the dissention between Owen and Bulldog and about Owen's fake knee injury. The wrestling isn't bad, but they are using this match to tell their stories more than they are about caring about the match. Owen and Bulldog hit a nice double team with Bulldog suplexing LaFon and Owen hitting a splash while he is still up in the air. LaFon comes back and hits a double noggin knocker. LaFon then ducks the spinning heel kick and Owen accidentally hits Bulldog. Bulldog then hits a clothesline on Owen, which gets a good pop. LaFon goes for the cover but then Bulldog breaks up the pin. Furnas comes in and hits a suplex and again Bulldog makes the save. Owen hits a big enzuigiri to slow down the momentum. Furnas and LaFon are able to shove the champions into one another but then Bulldog is able to get LaFon up for a running powerslam. Owen runs in and hits him with the Slammy and that gets them disqualified. Bulldog is not happy to lose the match by disqualification here. Owen, Bulldog and Mason have a heated debate after the match and it leads to Bulldog breaking Owen's Slammy. Bulldog then goes after Mason. Things settle down and Owen raises Bulldog's arm and they walk to the back. This was a good story to help distract from the fact that the challengers are not over at all. 

Match Rating: ***

Undertaker is with Dok Hendrix and he talks about having his edge back. 

Final Four Match For The WWF Championship
Vader vs. Steve Austin vs. Undertaker vs. Bret Hart

It's so odd to hear Austin's music and there really not be much of a pop. Vader and Austin are the first two in and they flip each other off. JR then says that the feeling he has right now is bigger than the Super Bowls and World Series that he has attended and even WrestleMania. I understand his job is to hype up the shows but come on. They quickly break off into Vader vs. Taker and Bret vs. Austin, as you would expect. Vader throws Fink out of the way to grab a chair, but it backfires. Taker kicks the chair into his face and then hits a chokeslam. Vader is busted open already and right over his eye. Undertaker and Austin are now on the outside and Taker hits a back body drop on Austin to the floor. I love the chaos of this match. I love the chaos of this match. Vader goes for the moonsault on Taker and naturally he misses. Vader's cut has got to be top 10 of modern day WWF. I don't know how he can even see. In a big surprise, Austin is the first one thrown over the top rope by Bret Hart. I actually forgot that was the case and am still surprised almost 30 years later. Bret then hits a superplex on Vader in an impressive spot. Bret puts on the Sharpshooter and Undertaker breaks the hold, which is extremely stupid. Bret falls out of the ring and out comes Austin to attack him. Vader goes for a Vader Bomb, but Taker sits up and hits him with a low blow and that sends Vader to the floor and out of the match. Bret charges at Taker and Taker catches him for a chokeslam. The crowd is super into all of this and rightfully so. It's down to two guys they have a lot of history with left. Taker puts Bret up for the Tombstone and Austin tries to yank Bret over the top but they kind of just fall awkwardly. Bret rolls Taker up and gets a 2 count. Bret then clotheslines Taker over the top and he is your new WWF Champion. That was pedal to the metal action, but the finish was very weak. Great, great main event. 

Match Rating: ****1/4

Sid's music hits and he comes down to the ring. We get a quick confrontation ahead of their title match tomorrow night. 

This is kind of a good little show. Outside of the main event, there is nothing great, but it's all mostly enjoyable. The roster was very thin during this time, but this was a good example of making the most of it. 

Overall Rating: 69%

Thursday Raw Thursday 2-13-97 Review

Thursday, February 13th, 1997
Memorial Auditorium
Lowell, Massachusetts

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Call it a hunch, but I think this one is an important episode. I also am pretty confident that it takes place on a Thursday. We even get a unique intro with the voiceover guy saying Thursday Raw Thursday like 5 times and then Vince welcomes us to Thursday Raw Thursday. 

Intercontinental Championship Match
Rocky Maivia vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Helmsley has kind of gained some momentum here for the first time in a long time with the new entrance music and slightly more aggressive style. Rocky has kind of been floundering a little bit. I do like the old school 1993 Raw vibe of this small arena. We're only 4 and a half minutes into this show and if you were drinking every time they said "Thursday Raw Thursday", you'd be dead. JR refers to Helmsley as "cerebral", which is kind of fun given his nickname down the road. JR had that one cooking for some time. They do keep bringing up the fact that Shawn Michaels is forfeiting his WWF Championship tonight, which truly is one of the biggest storylines of the late 90s that is still mocked to this day. Out comes Honky Tonk Man, as that is still a thing they are trying to make work. After Helmsley has been controlling most of the match, Rocky comes back with a back body drop. Rocky goes up top and hits a crossbody but Helmsley rolls through and gets a close call out of it. Helmsley hits a superplex and gets another 2 count. Helmsley sets Rocky up for the Pedigree, but he falls to his knees. He gets Rocky back up to his feet and Rocky uses an inside cradle to pull off the upset victory and become new champion. He gets the obligatory title change pop here and then is immediately interviewed by Dok Hendrix. He says he is going to give the best that he can give. This match actually was pretty good. They got time and I thought they mostly delivered here. 

Match Rating: **3/4

We get an In Your House: Final Four commercial. I'm looking forward to seeing that one again since it has been a long time. 

Out comes Sunny to a big pop. She's just here to announce the next match since no one cares about it. 

Headbangers vs. Aldo Montoya & Bob Holly

We're speaking my language with this match. This is very 1995 to me and I am here for it. The Headbangers were a fun team at the time. Holly hits a hurricanrana on Mosh and follows up with a dropkick. Meanwhile, Vince is talking about Shawn Michaels' belly button. This match really only exists so that they can talk about Shawn. We also get a Duckman promo during this match. Aldo gets a hot tag that isn't that hot. He goes up to the top rope and hits a crossbody for a 2 count. Headbangers quickly hit their powerbomb leg drop finisher for the win. That was a good finisher that I kind of forgot about, even if they kind of pull it off a little dangerously. This existed.

Match Rating: 1/2*

We come back from commercial and Vince introduces Gorilla Monsoon, who is already in the ring. He then brings out Shawn Michaels for the soon to be infamous moment. Shawn's trying to give this heartfelt interview and the crowd starts chanting "We want Sid!". He talks about his knee injury and that he's going to go back home and see what's left of him. This leads to the losing my smile moment and that he doesn't care if people are going to make fun of him. 29 years later, they still are. He says last year was the most wonderful year of his life as he's tearing up. He thanks Vince and the fans and says he's going home. He hugs Vince and Gorilla before heading out. 

When we come back from commercial, we get serious Vince thanking Shawn and hoping that he will return back to the ring after his surgery. Even Lawler is serious. 

Savio Vega vs. Undertaker

We come back from commercial and Taker is attacking Savio. Savio just recently joined that Nation at a house show and is still wearing his red cutoff tee. Taker hits a big boot and a leg drop for a 2 count. Savio does get some offense in, which makes sense because he is Taker's buddy. Taker runs into a spin kick in the corner. Shades of Kwang there. Taker makes a comeback and hits a weird looking leaping leg drop. Taker hits a chokeslam and that's all. The Nation comes in after the match is over and Taker starts brawling with all of them. Crush and Faarooq run in from the back and then out comes Ahmed Johnson to make the save. The crowd was really into all of this. I'm surprised the match got as much time as it did, but it was fine.

Match Rating: *1/2

Steve Austin vs. Sid

During Austin's entrance, we get a Gorilla Monsoon backstage interview with Dok Hendrix. He hypes up the Final Four match being for the WWF Championship. Gorilla says that Sid will get a title shot against the winner of the WWF Championship. We get a brawl and they keep up a pretty good pace to start. The crowd is very much into this match also. Lawler thinks we'll see this same exact match on Raw Monday. Bret Hart just randomly comes into the ring and attacks Austin, causing Sid to lose the match by disqualification. Sid confronts Bret when Austin gets thrown out of the ring and they start brawling. They go at it for awhile before they are finally split up. This was too short to be much.

Match Rating: *

We go backstage to Vader and he talks about beating both Taker and Austin and now Bret is next. 

Jerry Lawler is shown filling out a Western Union money transfer to his mom so that she can buy him a Valentine's gift. We then get a recap of the Shawn interview from earlier. 

Faarooq & Crush vs. Owen Hart & British Bulldog

Crush hits a dangerous looking piledriver on Bulldog before dumping him out of the ring. We get a Bret promo with Bret saying pretty nice things about Shawn for some reason. They probably should have done this during the Aldo Montoya match instead. Owen gets a hot tag and hits the spinning heel kick. He then gets thrown over the top and injures his knee. Faarooq and Bulldog battle and then the bell rings for Owen being counted out. They are dominating Bulldog and Owen tries to get back in but his knee hurts too badly. The Nation stands tall and their music plays. This was whatever.

Match Rating: *1/4

We get a Final Four commercial. Did they announce any of the other matches for this show?

Vader vs. Bret Hart

There isn't a whole lot of time left here. Right after Bret's music stops, Taker's music hits and he comes out. He says that he's not getting any respect and that he will win on Sunday. Vader then clubs Bret and we are under way. He dumps Bret out of the ring and then Austin comes down and stomps on Bret as we go on a commercial break. When we come back, Austin and Vader are in the ring with Vader in control. Bret is able to get the Sharpshooter on for a moment and then Vader grabs the ropes. Vader goes up for a moonsault and misses. Austin is in the crowd during this also. Bret covers Vader and gets the victory? This was short but solid. 

Match Rating: *3/4

This was a very energetic show with a hot crowd and matches that people actually wanted to see. You got a title change and a lot of interaction between the top contenders. However, this is most famous for the Shawn Michaels promo and that is a pretty historic moment in its own right. Overall, this is a good show that was a good example of what this era was like when it was on.

Overall Rating: 72%

Royal Rumble 1997 Review

Sunday, January 19th, 1997
Alamodome
San Antonio, Texas

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The hype video only talks about Shawn Michaels, just in case you were wondering who was winning tonight. We get some pyro and an impressive shot of the big crowd tonight. We have some crappy audio, as is the usual here on WWF pay per view. 

Intercontinental Championship Match
Goldust vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

It's definitely pretty interesting that just a year ago, the heel Goldust probably hit its peak at the Royal Rumble beating Razor Ramon for the Intercontinental Championship and now they are trying to boost his face turn at the same event for the same title. After a lengthy hype video, Helmsley makes his entrance with Mr. Hughes for the first time. Hughes does such a great job as his bodyguard that Goldust runs right down the aisle and attacks him and he just stands there. Goldust hits a catapult that sends Helmsley over the top rope and then Goldust slams the steps on Helmsley and the referee allows it. Helmsley is able to snap Goldust's neck on the top rope and then Vince lets us know that George and Adam were thrown out of the building by security. Vince is very upset about it. The crowd is pretty mild for this one, which isn't a good sign. They did have 3 matches prior to this, all featuring wrestlers not on WWF television, so that probably didn't help much either. Helmsley throws Goldust into the ring post and Mr. Hughes continues to just stand there. Helmsley misses with a knee and hits the railing and Goldust kicks out the same knee. Once again, Goldust gets away with using the steps, this time on the knees. This match is starting to get into too long territory, a Triple H staple. Goldust drops Helmsley on his knee into the step and Vince defends it by saying it's the Royal Rumble. Goldust goes up top until Helmsley crotches him. He goes up for a superplex but Goldust shoves him off and then misses with an elbow drop. We get shenanigans with Mr. Hughes and it backfires, allowing Goldust to hit Helmsley in the face with the title belt. Hughes is able to pull Helmsley out of the ring to avoid the pin. Helmsley attacks Goldust from behind, hits the Pedigree and picks up the victory. They could have easily shaved 5 minutes off that one, but it did build to something that mattered. 

Match Rating: **3/4

We hear from Bret Hart and Mankind talking about the Rumble match later on. 

Faarooq vs. Ahmed Johnson

Ahmed runs into the ring and starts wailing away on Faarooq. Ahmed starts using Faarooq's belt and the referee allows it, leading to JR's "government mule" line. Ahmed throws Faarooq into the steps, although Faarooq doesn't do much of a job running into them. Faarooq uses one of his cronies to shift the momentum and then body slams Ahmed's kidney onto the top of the chair. Faarooq slows things down but the crowd is more invested in this match than the opener. Ahmed makes his comeback and the crowd is here for it. Faarooq sends in the Nation and the ref calls for the bell. Well, that's about as unsatisfying of an ending as you could get considering how long we had to wait for these two to go at it. Faarooq retreats to the back but one of the Nation guys gets a Pearl River Plunge through the French announce table. That spot would be used quite a bit in highlights. This was going along pretty good until the abrupt ending. It's disappointing that Ahmed didn't end up with a better run because the fans really did respond to him. 

Match Rating: **

We hear from Terry Funk talking about how he's from Texas and ready to rumble. Todd Pettengill is back with the Nation and is sporting a buzz cut and goatee. Faarooq yells at a couple of his Nation members and gives a quick, but effective promo. 

Vader vs. Undertaker

We are now 3 for 3 on matches starting before the bell with Undertaker attacking Vader. Taker is in control until he goes for Old School and Vader counters it and Taker takes a spill. They go to Todd who is with a young fan that saved her babysitting money to follow Shawn Michaels around. They really did that during this match? I can promise that there will be plenty of time for that during the AAA match. The announcers speculate about Jim Cornette's absence, wondering if he and Vader are no longer associated. Taker misses with an elbow drop and Vader continues to be a step ahead of Taker. Vader goes off the second rope and Taker catches him for a powerslam. Vader comes back and hits a powerbomb and naturally Taker kicks out at 2 and is back on his feet. Vader misses with a clothesline an Taker snaps back with his leaping variation. Taker goes for Old School again and this time it works. Paul Bearer is now out and Taker hits a chokeslam. Taker clotheslines Vader over the top rope and then attacks Bearer. Bearer is thrown in the ring and does his over the top schtick. Vader tries to attack from behind, but it doesn't work and gets clotheslined over the top again. Taker runs and leaps off the steel steps but Bearer moves Vader out of the way and Taker crashes into the guardrail. Bearer leaps off the apron and hits Taker with the urn behind the referee's back. Vader puts him in the corner and hits the Vader Bomb for the surprising victory. I didn't get to watch this one live, but was in a WWF chat room to get results and was really shocked when people said he won. The match itself was a little disappointing, but I loved seeing Vader finally get some love. 

Match Rating: **

After the match, Undertaker realizes what happened and he chokeslams the referee. 

They show Steve Austin walking through the back cutting a promo before telling the camera to cut. British Bulldog cuts a promo bringing his luggage into the arena and says he'll win because he's "bizarre". Legendary stuff.

Fuerza Guerrera, Heavy Metal & Jerry Estrada vs. Canek, Hector Garza & Perro Aguayo

I remember wanting to see this match really badly, thinking we were getting the WWF variation of Rey Mysterio and Psicosis. Boy, was I wrong. We do get a pretty decent start to the match and the crowd could not care less. I'm sorry, but I don't feel like calling this match and remembering which guy is which. Garza is the only one who looks like he maybe would have had a shot in WWF. It really is amazing that you have all these people in San Antonio and it seems like not one of them has ever heard of any of these guys. He hits a decent looking corkscrew dive off the top rope to the floor. Aguayo, who looks like he's 65, hits a stomp off the top rope and picks up the win to put this match out of its misery. To be fair, these guys had little to no chance of succeeding with this audience and that's a tough spot to be in. It also wasn't very good. 

Match Rating: 3/4*

Fink announces the attendance as 60,477 and then they show a section with a bunch of empty seats. A lot of people realized it was a great time to use the restroom. 

Royal Rumble Match

We get some pyro and then the Nation of Domination's music hits. #1 is Crush. That can only mean one thing, #2 is Ahmed Johnson. They booked the Ahmed/Faarooq appropriately in order for this to make sense, but it definitely takes away from the excitement of this spot. Then again, anything with Crush lacks excitement no matter how you book it. With no countdown timer, out of nowhere, we see Fake Razor Ramon just walk out and Vince lets us know that they are having issues with the clock. Razor lasts about 10 seconds before getting dumped out by Ahmed. That was the only right choice there. Ahmed then decides to chase after Faarooq and eliminates himself. It's time for #4 and the terrible fake hillbilly music for Phineas Godwinn. The roster still needed some help here. With the clock still not working, Steve Austin's music hits and he seemingly gets no pop. It's just so odd to hear that music and it not be followed by a large ovation. This no clock nonsense is a real buzzkill and is something I forgot about. Phineas eliminates Crush and then Austin hits a Stunner on Phineas and dumps him out. Out comes Bart Gunn at #6. Bart messes up a Rocker Dropper and then gets clotheslined over the top and Austin starts doing some pushups, which gets a pop. We also get the famous "Austin looking at his wrist tape" stop. Out comes Jake Roberts with no vest at #7. He goes right to work on Austin and the snake is in the bag in the middle of the ring. Out comes British Bulldog at #8 and because of his entrance, we miss Roberts getting eliminated. They build on the mini feud we have been having between these two here. The clock is working and we get Pierroth to dead silence at #9. Apparently Dok Hendrix had him in his top 10 contenders. He and Bulldog work on Austin and now it's time for the Sultan to conclude the first 1/3rd of the entrants at #10. This match desperately needs a babyface and no, I did not mean Mil Mascaras, who comes out at #11. The crowd does react to him though, so that's a good sign. He is probably most famous now for his "No yob" from Bruce Prichard. Hunter Hearst Helmsley is #12 and he for some reason jogs to the ring and then goes after Bulldog. Bulldog then clotheslines Sultan over the top and he's gone. Now we finally get someone good in here with Owen Hart at lucky #13. Bulldog is trying to eliminate Austin and Owen tries to help, but instead Bulldog gets dumped and he is not happy about it. Goldust is #14 in another obvious choice. They show the replay of Owen eliminating Bulldog and it looks to be on purpose. #15 is Cibernetico and apparently is only 20 years old and Marc Mero is #16 with Sable. While Mero is coming out, Cibernetico is out. Mascaras goes up to the top rope and leaps to Cibernetico on the floor and is eliminated, hence the "No yob". Goldust messes up a clothesline spot with Helmsley and then re-does it to get him eliminated. Latin Lover is out at #17 and gets a little bit of a spot upon his entrance before we go back to the normal stuff. Owen is able to dump Goldust out and we now have Faarooq at #18. It also is kind of weird to see the wrestlers entering the ring from the right side for the Rumble. Austin and Faarooq start brawling and then Ahmed comes out with a super 2 x 4 and the crowd loves it. Faarooq eliminates himself to escape Ahmed. Austin then gets both Owen and Marc Mero out, leaving Austin by himself. Austin's old rival is out next at #19 and the announce team reminds us of the Caribbean Strap match from last year. Savio hits the big spinning heel kick but then Austin quickly turns things around and gets Savio out. Up next is #20 and it is Jesse James. Austin gets rid of him like the trash his character is. At #21 is Bret Hart and here we go! After some brawling, we get our comedy spot of the match because Jerry Lawler is #22. He goes in the ring and is immediately punched out of the ring by Bret. Oh good, it's Fake Diesel at #23. #24 is Terry Funk, who doesn't get much of a response. There is a group of people that walk through the crowd with a Terry sign though, so that's cool. Rocky Maivia is in at #25 and adds a little pep to the ring. Mankind is your 26th entrant tonight. Flash Funk is out at #27 and it already feels like this character is dead, which is a shame. At #28, it's time, it's Vader time. He had his biggest win of his WWF run about an hour ago and he goes right for Bret Hart. #29 is Henry Godwinn and we have to listen to the awful generic hillbilly music again. I do love me some Henry, so this is a good addition. He hits a huge clothesline on Vader, which is surprising that they let that happen, but I'm down for it. Your #30 entrant is of course, the Undertaker. Taker is able to use his strength to get Godwinn out of there. Mankind uses the Mandible Claw to remove Rocky out of the ring and that just makes me realize that Fake Diesel is still in there. Mankind suplexes Funk to the floor and barely hangs on himself. Taker then eliminates Mankind and he starts brawling with Funk. Bret launches Austin over the top rope, but since the referees were breaking up the Funk/Mankind brawl, Austin comes back in the ring. He gets rid of Vader and Undertaker at the same time. Somewhere in there Fake Diesel was eliminated too. Austin gets rid of Bret and the referees announce Austin as the winner. Bret is absolutely livid and starts yelling at the referee. As much as I love all of this, it is really easy to poke holes in the logic since everyone saw what happened. Bret starts yelling at Vince before cursing his way to the back. This is kind of a hard match to rate. The pacing was good and the Austin run was extremely memorable, but outside of that, there weren't many other notable moments. 

Match Rating: ***1/2

It's time for a Sid/Shawn Michaels hype video. We also see an interview from Superstars with Shawn before we see Shawn and Jose Lothario walking backstage. Sid also gets the backstage walk shot, which is a nice touch for this match. 

WWF Championship Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Sid

They go face to chin and Sid shoves him down a couple of times before going to work. Out of the ring they go and Sid throws Shawn into the ring and gets him up in the air, but Shawn uses a thumb to get out of it. Shawn goes up to the top and Sid catches him and hits a powerslam. They show Jose's son in the crowd. Sid puts on the Camel Clutch in the center of the ring. Sid continues to work on the back with Shawn doing his bumping. Shawn tries to make a comeback and Sid nails him with a big clothesline and that gets big boos from the hometown crowd. Sid hits a big leg drop and that gets a 2 count. Shawn makes a comeback and hits the flying forearm. He climbs the top rope and hits the elbow drop to a big pop. He starts to tune up the band and Sid blocks it. Shawn ducks a clothesline and Sid hits a back body drop that sends Shawn to the floor. Sid then hits a powerbomb on the outside of the ring. The referee is knocked down during some of the Lothario nonsense. Sid has Shawn down for the count and the referee is still down. In comes a second referee and he only counts to 2. Sid then shoves the new referee to the ground. You can see Shawn trying to warn Sid and he goes to Jose and Shawn grabs a camera. Shawn nails him a couple of times with the camera and the referee crawls over to make the count but Sid gets the shoulder up just in time. Shawn hits Sweet Chin Music and we have a new champion. This was a much better match than I remembered. We all knew what was going to happen and the crowd was there for the ride. Very solid main event.

Match Rating: ***1/4

Shawn celebrates with the crowd and his biggest fan, Vince. A highlight reel of the show finishes us off and we are all done here in San Antonio. 

I have always liked this show and feel like it's one of those shows that just is fun to watch. It's far from perfect and there isn't that one match on here that you have to see, but it's a good time capsule for this era. 

Overall Rating: 71%

Monday Night Raw 1-6-97 Review

Original Airdate: Monday, January 6th, 1997
Knickerbocker Arena
Albany, New York

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We get a quick promo from Vader ahead of his match with Bret and then Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler hype up the crazy premier of Shotgun Saturday Night. I remember staying up until 2 am because that's when it would show in my area only for it to never air. 

Owen Hart vs. Mankind

Vince calls this a type of a tough man match, which is not really what I would consider it at all. Mankind is on the offensive early on and a clothesline sends Owen to the floor. The crowd actually cheers that in this battle of the two smark favorites. Owen fights back and drops Mankind gut first into the guardrail. These two are putting on a solid match here and Mankind hits Owen on the head with a bucket before we go to commercial break. We get a Full Metal commercial and it's still the best. Owen goes off the top but runs into the Mandible Claw. He escapes out but is thrown into the ring post. Mankind hits a piledriver and that's it? They were on their way to a great match before the abrupt finish. I love hearing Mankind's outro music though. Weird finish aside, this was a good opener. 

Match Rating: ***

We go to Jose Lothario and Shawn Michaels. Jose is doing better and says that Shawn is going to get his title back. Jose's son is there too and he says that Shawn needs assistance, he'll be there. Shawn's return to his cockier persona really doesn't work with Jose standing there at all. 

We see some more highlights from Shotgun Saturday Night. They definitely will not stop caring about that show. 

Fake Razor Ramon & Fake Diesel vs. Furnas & Lafon

Honky Tonk Man is out at the announce table. This could be combining 3 of the worst things from this era. The crowd is absolutely dead for this and appropriately so. I know I certainly don't feel like typing what is going on. Then they give this match a commercial break? What were they thinking? We get a Royal Rumble commercial and it's the best part of the match so far. This whole hype of Honky finding his protege is even funnier than it was back in 1996. Furnas finally makes a tag and Lafon hits some kicks to kind of wake up the crowd. Lafon leaps into a big boot of Diesel but then hits a suplex on Razor. Furnas runs into a Razor clothesline and goes for the Razor's Edge. Lafon hits Razor from behind and then Furnas hits a hurricanrana but the pin is broken up. They double clothesline Diesel over the top and hit a crappy variation of the Doomsday Device for the victory. The last 60 seconds were fine and the rest was garbage. 

Match Rating: 1/2*

They show Marlena flashing the Sultan on Shotgun Saturday Night. They then interview Bret Hart talking about Shawn Michaels. He hopes that Shawn sticks his nose in his business and then starts talking about Vader until Sid's music hits and Bret goes to the ring and we go to commercial. We see the George and Adam commercial of them being at the Royal Rumble early. 

JR introduces Sid into the ring. This is very much LOUD NOISES Sid but I like that they had his music playing during it. Shawn's music hits and out he comes. He goes to the announce table and dances while Sid laughs at him. 

Bret Hart vs. Vader

Wow, we even get Superstars highlights of Undertaker hitting a Tombstone on Jim Cornette. We get a pretty basic start to the match and we see Steve Austin watching in the back. Vader goes for the Vader Bomb before teasing the moonsault and then going back to the Vader Bomb. He takes too much time and Bret gets his knees up. Sid comes out and grabs a cameraman and brings him to the back. Austin is out and he gives Bret a Stunner. Vader rolls him in the ring and sets him up for the Vader Bomb. Vader hits it and that's all. The crowd was not as into this as you would have expected. The finish wasn't as well done as they were probably hoping for either. Vader needed the win to have some momentum going into his match with Undertaker and Bret had bigger things coming in the long run. The match was decent overall. 

Match Rating: **1/4

We go to the back and Sid hits a powerbomb on Pete Lothario onto a table in the locker room. They show Shawn in the back with Bart Gunn, Aldo Montoya and Savio Vega checking on Pete while Shawn yells. 

This was a pretty good show overall that seemed to just be lacking a spark from the crowd. The middle match really sucked the life out of them and they never recovered. I definitely would not be upset to see more of Owen and Mankind going forward though. 

Overall Rating: 58%