Original Airdate: Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
Full Sail University
Winter Park, Florida
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Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
Kassius Ohno & Leo Kruger vs. Adrian Neville & Oliver Grey
Regal just called him Aaron Neville. Both teams start off slowly, which is interesting considering who is involved here. Ohno and Kruger dominate for what feels like 30 minutes. Kruget misses a splash to the corner and it allows Grey to make the tag to Neville. Neville hits some of his signature offense until he eats a huge boot courtesy of Ohno. Ohno then calls out Regal and in comes a crazy dive over the top rope from Neville. Neville goes up top. Kruger tries to stop him, but Grey makes the save and Neville hits the Red Arrow for the victory. That was a really disappointing match. They got plenty of time and it was as if they were trying their best to not have an entertaining match.
Match Rating: * (out of 5)
They show a clip of Summer Rae attacking Paige last week. Back with Renee Young is Summer Rae. She says that she's sick of being this cheery announcer when she's clearly the prettiest diva. She then says that Paige is ghastly. I feel like I just jumped in a time machine to the Attitude Era.
Mike Dalton vs. Connor O'Brian
Dalton tries to get in some offense, but O'Brian runs him over. O'Brian hits Fall Of Man, which is cool and then hits a leg drop for the pinfall? He then asks for the 5 count to mock Big E. As he celebrates, out comes Big E. Big E comes to the ring and picks up Dalton and hits the Big Ending and then heads to the back. I'm kind of surprised they never gave O'Brian a mini push on the main roster just due to his size.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Paige is telling Dusty Rhodes that she wants Summer Rae now. She says that if she doesn't get the match next week, there will be no NXT next week. Sasha Banks comes in and she's all dorky babyface. Dusty gives her a letter from her secret admirer. This episode is just not clicking.
They show footage of the Royal Rumble Fan Fest, where there was an 8 man tournament where the winner got to compete in the Royal Rumble. Adrian Neville defeated Corey Graves, Leo Kruger went over Xavier Woods, Bo Dallas advanced over Luke Harper and Connor O'Brian beat Oliver Grey in first round matches. Kruger then beat Neville and Dallas beat O'Brian to advance to the finals. Bo Dallas then beat Leo Kruger in what would be a main event in approximately 0 cities around the world, allowing Dallas to make his main roster debut at the Royal Rumble.
Bray Wyatt confronts Bo Dallas backstage and Bo tells him that it was cool beating his boy Harper and he's about to go do it again.
Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
Bo Dallas & Michael McGillicutty vs. The Wyatt Family
Bo tries to get something started, but Harper has none of it. I've watched a fair amount of episodes of the beginning of NXT at this point and so many of these matches just feel exactly the same. It doesn't matter how long they are, they just feel the same. Unfortunately, there just really isn't enough special talent on the show yet at this point. McGillicutty gets the hot tag, but Bray Wyatt grabs his leg and distracts both him and the ref. This allows the Wyatts to steal the victory. This match was slightly better than the first match just because it was significantly shorter. After the match, Bray omes in the ring and offers his hand to Bo. Bo pushes it away and now Harper and Rowan come down to distract him. Bray splashes him from behind and he hits Sister Abigail. He lifts up Bo's arm and shakes it.
Match Rating: *1/2
Well, that episode stunk up the joint. The tag team tournament was dull and the Paige/Summer Rae story is already cringeworthy. Let's hope the finals of the tournament deliver next week.
Overall Rating: 28%
Tuesday, December 31, 2019
Friday, December 27, 2019
Survivor Series Showdown 1992 Review
Original Airdate: Sunday, November 22nd, 1992
Prairie Capital Convention Center
Springfield, Illinois
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Razor Ramon and Ric Flair kick off the show in the studio with Razor being especially bouncy today. Ric is his normal lunatic self.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan are the announcer, which is the best news.
Repo Man vs. Tatanka
There's no better way to kick off a show than with Repo Man. Repo mocks Tatanka's war chant and it's pretty great. Tatanka hits some dropkicks and then Repo bails before he gets an elbow to the face. Rick Martel says that Tatanka will be having a feather-less Thanksgiving. They do a classic spot where Tatanka goes for the sunset flip and Repo attempts to counter by punching Tatanka, but he moves and Repo's fist hits the mat. This feels so much like a Coliseum Video exclusive match and that's a good thing. Repo works on his left arm, which seems like a poor strategy when wrestling someone who is right handed. Tatanka hits a chop off the top rope, even though Repo was trying to counter it. He gets a really close 3 count. It felt like both of those could have been mistakes. Repo retaliates for a minute, but Tatanka hits the Samoan drop out of nowhere and gets the victory. They just seemed to be slightly off and it probably should have been a couple of minutes shorter.
Match Rating: *3/4 (out of 5)
They show a recap of how Mr. Perfect became Savage's partner. Heenan's performance is absolutely stellar here.
Mean Gene is now here to interview Savage and Perfect. They tease their dynamic before the big show.
Brooklyn Brawler vs. Marty Jannetty
Marty's mullet is back, baby! Meanwhile, Doink is in the crowd. He sure did get quite the lengthy tease. Marty shows off his athleticism and looks good. I'm not quite sure why this match isn't quicker. I guess you have to protect Brawler. Seriously though, I'm not quite sure what this is supposed to be doing for Marty. If anything, it's doing more for Doink. Marty finally heads up top and hits the flying fist and gets the win. That was way, way too long.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Shawn Michaels joins Gorilla and Heenan. They are going to show the Saturday Night's Main Event match between Michaels and Bulldog with Michaels adding in additional comments. For those of you who didn't read my recent review of the show, I gave this one ***. Michaels is his usual cocky self.
Kamala vs. Red Tyler
What is with the extended squash matches here tonight. We're getting about 3 times the amount of belly smacks here tonight. We also get the extended version of the trying to pin the guy on his stomach. He finally figures it out the second time around and that's it.
Match Rating: 1/4*
We go back to the workshop of Undertaker where he's been working on Kamala's coffin for months.
IRS vs. Earthquake
I'm not sure why you would pick IRS over Dibiase here. They show a recap of the Nasty Boys/Money, Inc. story. Gorilla informs us that the ring for Survivor Series is being heavily reinforced, which I always loved when he would bring that up. These two are working the type of match you would expect here and then out comes Dibiase. After the commercial break, Typhoon is out to a bigger pop than you would think. Quake ducks a running IRS and he's out to the floor and he takes advantage. IRS goes up top, but Earthquake gets his leg up and it sends IRS to the outside yet again. I certainly did not expect this match to be this long. Earthquake goes for his finisher, but Dibiase trips him up and the ref calls for the bell. IRS attacks him, but Typhoon chases him out. After the match on the Brain Scan, Heenan calls out that Dibiase's face hit Earthquakes butt. This match was pretty much exactly what you would expect between these two.
Match Rating: *
We go to the back where Money, Inc. and the Beverly Brothers do a lot of laughing.
Big Boss Man vs. Barry Horowitz
We of course are treated to the saga of Nailz and Boss Man. I feel like this should be a 45 second squash, but instead we get goofy face Boss Man. He was super over during this time, so who am I to criticize. Horowitz gets his 20 seconds of offense in and then Boss Man hits the Boss Man Slam for the victory. Nothing to see here.
Match Rating: 1/4*
We now get a Nailz promo of him in an empty arena showing the pole that is holding the nightstick. Awful as always.
It's time for a Survivor Series Report with Sean Mooney. Mean Gene is with Razor and Flair. I feel like these two have cut more promos before this match than any other I can remember.
The Headshrinkers vs. Red Fox & Royce Royal
Doink is back out again, this time in the aisle. This is a much more intense squash here for the Headshrinkers than the one I covered on Superstars. Fatu hits the splash off the top rope and that's all. This is exactly what it should be.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Vince McMahon and Bret Hart are sitting outside in a park in some great outfits. Bret, who is wearing a Babe Ruth shirt, talks about his loss at SummerSlam against Bulldog. This is extremely awkward, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to be. I say this as someone who is a huge fan of Bret's work and think he is underrated on the mic, but this is not well done. Bret tries to get over that he's not Hogan or Flair or Savage.
Gorilla and Heenan wrap things up and then send us for yet another promo from the Undertaker's workshop.
Well, they tried to hype up Survivor Series, but it was nowhere near as effective as Saturday Night's Main Event. This was mostly a lifeless show and unfortunately the big interview with Bret Hart fell flat. The matches we got were nothing special and nothing really important happened, making this one not essential for you to view. However, I will also be covering the bonus matches here down below.
Overall Rating: 40%
***Bonus Matches***
Nailz vs. Big Boss Man
Boss Man runs right in and is immediately, you guessed it, choked by Nailz. These matches are all shown with no announcers and with the rough single camera. For as vicious as they have been building Nailz up to be, after he throws Boss Man into the steel steps, he goes back into the ring and waits. Boss Man hits some pretty phony looking punches before splashing him on the ropes. The ref gets in his way, allowing Nailz to hit him with the nightstick and get the cheap victory. This was Nailz's best match to date, which is not saying much. For some reason the ring announcer announces that he won the match two times. Nailz goes to attack Boss Man after the match, but Boss Man is able to knock the nightstick out of his hands and he retreats to the back.
Match Rating: 3/4*
Mean Gene Okerlund is here and introduces Jimmy Garvin. This was his quick cup of coffee here with WWF. Garvin is all over the place here. His schtick here is that he is predicting that all of the heels are going to win for cheap heat. He walks off and that was interesting to say the least. It's easy to see why he didn't get the job.
The Mountie vs. Bret Hart
I've said it before, but I love The Mountie. And pretty much by the time I finished typing that sentence, Bret grabs him and hits a German suplex with a bridge and gets the quick pinfall victory. This was obviously designed as a crowd pleaser and to help continuing getting Bret over. This was taped about two weeks after winning the championship.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Virgil vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
As the match is just getting started, someone walks through the crowd holding a giant "Bobby Heenan For President" banner. Bigelow surprisingly is letting Virgil get a lot of offense in to start out. He kicks Virgil out of the ring and the ref calls for the bell? Bigelow then keeps attacking Virgil and they announce that it's a DQ, which makes no sense. Did they really have to protect Virgil from Bigelow here? Just bad booking here.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Razor Ramon vs. Randy Savage
I could be wrong, but I don't think we ever got a televised match between these two during the WWF era and that's a shame. Looking back at 1992, I really think they had a lot more than what they got out of Razor as a heel. I'm sure had he stuck around a little longer that he would have gotten another heel run, but I'd say it worked out for him from a creative standpoint. Razor attacks Savage right away and immediately goes to work. It really is tremendous how good Savage was as both a heel and a babyface. He is one of the few that I can say that I can't really decide which he was better at. I still don't quite understand how Razor went from his big match at Survivor Series to a title match at Royal Rumble and then ended up in a meaningless match against Bob Backlund at WrestleMania. After having his leg worked on, Savage tries to make a one legged comeback, but Razor continues to work on the leg. When Savage finally makes his comeback, they head to the outside and for some reason the camera decides not to follow the action. Savage goes up top, but Razor retreats to the outside, so Savage leaps outside. About 5 seconds later, the camera decides to move to find both men on the ground. Razor rolls in before Savage can and he picks up the countout victory. After the match, Razor attacks Savage on the outside for some extra heat. The refs try to stop him, but he rolls Savage back in and keeps it going. This felt like the first half of a good match, but with no payoff. Perhaps they were testing the waters for a future pay-per-view match.
Match Rating: *
Papa Shango vs. Bret Hart
There seemed to be some confusion between these matches, as the bell rang three separate times. I'm also not really sure why you would have Bret Hart wrestle in two of the last three matches? For the record, this version of Bret's music was so much better than the modern version that they always play. It was recently uncovered that there were plans for Papa Shango to make a return in 1997 and even though the whole Godfather thing worked out for him a little bit later, I think all of us early 90s WWF people would have loved to have seen that. Bret does what he does, which is take a beating and execute perfectly timed comeback attempts. Unfortunately, Shango does what he does, which is elbow drops and body slams. Bret finally makes the big comeback and gets the victory via the Sharpshooter.
Match Rating: **
Nailz vs. Ultimate Warrior
Now it's the one we all have been waiting for. You would have thought this would have been Warrior and Shango, but the world needed two Nailz matches in one night. The crowd was probably worn out at this point, but Warrior's reaction is not nearly as big as you would expect it to be here. Nailz attacks him before the bell and then, you guessed it...chokes him. Warrior makes a quick comeback and hits the shoulder tackle and splash and gets the win? Seriously, the crowd was not digging this at all and a lot of them begin filing out as soon as it's done. This was not "worst match of all time" levels like I had hoped, but it was pretty bad and the end of an era here for sure.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Prairie Capital Convention Center
Springfield, Illinois
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Razor Ramon and Ric Flair kick off the show in the studio with Razor being especially bouncy today. Ric is his normal lunatic self.
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan are the announcer, which is the best news.
Repo Man vs. Tatanka
There's no better way to kick off a show than with Repo Man. Repo mocks Tatanka's war chant and it's pretty great. Tatanka hits some dropkicks and then Repo bails before he gets an elbow to the face. Rick Martel says that Tatanka will be having a feather-less Thanksgiving. They do a classic spot where Tatanka goes for the sunset flip and Repo attempts to counter by punching Tatanka, but he moves and Repo's fist hits the mat. This feels so much like a Coliseum Video exclusive match and that's a good thing. Repo works on his left arm, which seems like a poor strategy when wrestling someone who is right handed. Tatanka hits a chop off the top rope, even though Repo was trying to counter it. He gets a really close 3 count. It felt like both of those could have been mistakes. Repo retaliates for a minute, but Tatanka hits the Samoan drop out of nowhere and gets the victory. They just seemed to be slightly off and it probably should have been a couple of minutes shorter.
Match Rating: *3/4 (out of 5)
They show a recap of how Mr. Perfect became Savage's partner. Heenan's performance is absolutely stellar here.
Mean Gene is now here to interview Savage and Perfect. They tease their dynamic before the big show.
Brooklyn Brawler vs. Marty Jannetty
Marty's mullet is back, baby! Meanwhile, Doink is in the crowd. He sure did get quite the lengthy tease. Marty shows off his athleticism and looks good. I'm not quite sure why this match isn't quicker. I guess you have to protect Brawler. Seriously though, I'm not quite sure what this is supposed to be doing for Marty. If anything, it's doing more for Doink. Marty finally heads up top and hits the flying fist and gets the win. That was way, way too long.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Shawn Michaels joins Gorilla and Heenan. They are going to show the Saturday Night's Main Event match between Michaels and Bulldog with Michaels adding in additional comments. For those of you who didn't read my recent review of the show, I gave this one ***. Michaels is his usual cocky self.
Kamala vs. Red Tyler
What is with the extended squash matches here tonight. We're getting about 3 times the amount of belly smacks here tonight. We also get the extended version of the trying to pin the guy on his stomach. He finally figures it out the second time around and that's it.
Match Rating: 1/4*
We go back to the workshop of Undertaker where he's been working on Kamala's coffin for months.
IRS vs. Earthquake
I'm not sure why you would pick IRS over Dibiase here. They show a recap of the Nasty Boys/Money, Inc. story. Gorilla informs us that the ring for Survivor Series is being heavily reinforced, which I always loved when he would bring that up. These two are working the type of match you would expect here and then out comes Dibiase. After the commercial break, Typhoon is out to a bigger pop than you would think. Quake ducks a running IRS and he's out to the floor and he takes advantage. IRS goes up top, but Earthquake gets his leg up and it sends IRS to the outside yet again. I certainly did not expect this match to be this long. Earthquake goes for his finisher, but Dibiase trips him up and the ref calls for the bell. IRS attacks him, but Typhoon chases him out. After the match on the Brain Scan, Heenan calls out that Dibiase's face hit Earthquakes butt. This match was pretty much exactly what you would expect between these two.
Match Rating: *
We go to the back where Money, Inc. and the Beverly Brothers do a lot of laughing.
Big Boss Man vs. Barry Horowitz
We of course are treated to the saga of Nailz and Boss Man. I feel like this should be a 45 second squash, but instead we get goofy face Boss Man. He was super over during this time, so who am I to criticize. Horowitz gets his 20 seconds of offense in and then Boss Man hits the Boss Man Slam for the victory. Nothing to see here.
Match Rating: 1/4*
We now get a Nailz promo of him in an empty arena showing the pole that is holding the nightstick. Awful as always.
It's time for a Survivor Series Report with Sean Mooney. Mean Gene is with Razor and Flair. I feel like these two have cut more promos before this match than any other I can remember.
The Headshrinkers vs. Red Fox & Royce Royal
Doink is back out again, this time in the aisle. This is a much more intense squash here for the Headshrinkers than the one I covered on Superstars. Fatu hits the splash off the top rope and that's all. This is exactly what it should be.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Vince McMahon and Bret Hart are sitting outside in a park in some great outfits. Bret, who is wearing a Babe Ruth shirt, talks about his loss at SummerSlam against Bulldog. This is extremely awkward, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to be. I say this as someone who is a huge fan of Bret's work and think he is underrated on the mic, but this is not well done. Bret tries to get over that he's not Hogan or Flair or Savage.
Gorilla and Heenan wrap things up and then send us for yet another promo from the Undertaker's workshop.
Well, they tried to hype up Survivor Series, but it was nowhere near as effective as Saturday Night's Main Event. This was mostly a lifeless show and unfortunately the big interview with Bret Hart fell flat. The matches we got were nothing special and nothing really important happened, making this one not essential for you to view. However, I will also be covering the bonus matches here down below.
Overall Rating: 40%
***Bonus Matches***
Nailz vs. Big Boss Man
Boss Man runs right in and is immediately, you guessed it, choked by Nailz. These matches are all shown with no announcers and with the rough single camera. For as vicious as they have been building Nailz up to be, after he throws Boss Man into the steel steps, he goes back into the ring and waits. Boss Man hits some pretty phony looking punches before splashing him on the ropes. The ref gets in his way, allowing Nailz to hit him with the nightstick and get the cheap victory. This was Nailz's best match to date, which is not saying much. For some reason the ring announcer announces that he won the match two times. Nailz goes to attack Boss Man after the match, but Boss Man is able to knock the nightstick out of his hands and he retreats to the back.
Match Rating: 3/4*
Mean Gene Okerlund is here and introduces Jimmy Garvin. This was his quick cup of coffee here with WWF. Garvin is all over the place here. His schtick here is that he is predicting that all of the heels are going to win for cheap heat. He walks off and that was interesting to say the least. It's easy to see why he didn't get the job.
The Mountie vs. Bret Hart
I've said it before, but I love The Mountie. And pretty much by the time I finished typing that sentence, Bret grabs him and hits a German suplex with a bridge and gets the quick pinfall victory. This was obviously designed as a crowd pleaser and to help continuing getting Bret over. This was taped about two weeks after winning the championship.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Virgil vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
As the match is just getting started, someone walks through the crowd holding a giant "Bobby Heenan For President" banner. Bigelow surprisingly is letting Virgil get a lot of offense in to start out. He kicks Virgil out of the ring and the ref calls for the bell? Bigelow then keeps attacking Virgil and they announce that it's a DQ, which makes no sense. Did they really have to protect Virgil from Bigelow here? Just bad booking here.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Razor Ramon vs. Randy Savage
I could be wrong, but I don't think we ever got a televised match between these two during the WWF era and that's a shame. Looking back at 1992, I really think they had a lot more than what they got out of Razor as a heel. I'm sure had he stuck around a little longer that he would have gotten another heel run, but I'd say it worked out for him from a creative standpoint. Razor attacks Savage right away and immediately goes to work. It really is tremendous how good Savage was as both a heel and a babyface. He is one of the few that I can say that I can't really decide which he was better at. I still don't quite understand how Razor went from his big match at Survivor Series to a title match at Royal Rumble and then ended up in a meaningless match against Bob Backlund at WrestleMania. After having his leg worked on, Savage tries to make a one legged comeback, but Razor continues to work on the leg. When Savage finally makes his comeback, they head to the outside and for some reason the camera decides not to follow the action. Savage goes up top, but Razor retreats to the outside, so Savage leaps outside. About 5 seconds later, the camera decides to move to find both men on the ground. Razor rolls in before Savage can and he picks up the countout victory. After the match, Razor attacks Savage on the outside for some extra heat. The refs try to stop him, but he rolls Savage back in and keeps it going. This felt like the first half of a good match, but with no payoff. Perhaps they were testing the waters for a future pay-per-view match.
Match Rating: *
Papa Shango vs. Bret Hart
There seemed to be some confusion between these matches, as the bell rang three separate times. I'm also not really sure why you would have Bret Hart wrestle in two of the last three matches? For the record, this version of Bret's music was so much better than the modern version that they always play. It was recently uncovered that there were plans for Papa Shango to make a return in 1997 and even though the whole Godfather thing worked out for him a little bit later, I think all of us early 90s WWF people would have loved to have seen that. Bret does what he does, which is take a beating and execute perfectly timed comeback attempts. Unfortunately, Shango does what he does, which is elbow drops and body slams. Bret finally makes the big comeback and gets the victory via the Sharpshooter.
Match Rating: **
Nailz vs. Ultimate Warrior
Now it's the one we all have been waiting for. You would have thought this would have been Warrior and Shango, but the world needed two Nailz matches in one night. The crowd was probably worn out at this point, but Warrior's reaction is not nearly as big as you would expect it to be here. Nailz attacks him before the bell and then, you guessed it...chokes him. Warrior makes a quick comeback and hits the shoulder tackle and splash and gets the win? Seriously, the crowd was not digging this at all and a lot of them begin filing out as soon as it's done. This was not "worst match of all time" levels like I had hoped, but it was pretty bad and the end of an era here for sure.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Monday, December 23, 2019
SmackDown 6-9-05 Review
Original Airdate: Thursday, June 9th, 2005
Kemper Arena
Kansas City, Missouri
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Theodore Long is in the ring as we start and says that SmackDown does not have a champion, which prompts JBL to come down to the ring. He rambles on about carrying this show and wants to be named champion of SmackDown. Teddy says that there will be no champion named until the Draft Lottery is over. He then announces SmackDown's first pick and it's Chris Benoit. He says that now that he is on SmackDown, things are going to start changing. JBL then starts running down ECW. Benoit challenges JBL to a match tonight. This has to be one of the longer Benoit interview segments of his career. Long agrees and makes the match for tonight. JBL tries to take attack Benoit, but Benoit hits a German suplex.
Carlito vs. Charlie Haas
Did you know Matt Morgan stutters? Carlito really kind of was awkward in the ring. Haas gets quite a bit of offense up until Carlito pokes him in the eye. Morgan tries to distract Haas, but he dives over the top and almost dies. That was scary. He gets back in the ring, but Carlito rolls him up and uses the tights to win the match. Holly tries to get involved, but Haas ends up eating a F5 from Morgan.
Match Rating: 3/4*
Heidenreich is talking to Benoit about being his best friend, while Benoit makes fun of him. He turns around and there's Eddie Guerrero. They go back and forth and Benoit tells him he will see him Sunday.
Kurt Angle is now backstage and is wondering how people could be offended by his actions last week. Angle talks about how crazy he is about Sharmell. Make it stop.
Paul London vs. Akio
This is a non-title match. They are just getting started and all of a sudden Eddie Guerrero's music hits and he's on his way down to the ring. Akio is able to take advantage of the distraction. The camera is following Eddie around while the match is still going on. Eddie grabs a microphone and starts talking in the middle of the ring. Paul London dropkicks Akio into Eddie and Eddie takes him out. He then throws London out for good measure. London comes back in and fights back, but Eddie just tosses him out again. London comes in again and the same result. Eddie talks about the lack of respect because none of us believe that he can beat Rey Mysterio. So we have no contest in this match, but Eddie comes away looking good.
Match Rating: No Rating
Kurt Angle is out now and asks Tazz on which side he is going to stand. He says he is going to give him until the end of the night to make his decision.
Kurt Angle vs. Booker T
Cole and Tazz are applauding Booker here for not losing his temper. Booker sets Angle up on the top rope and hits a scissor kick and sends Angle to the floor. It's nice that it almost seems as if there is no awful storyline reason that this match is happening, but I know something is coming sooner than later. Booker tries to counter the belly-to-belly suplex, but Angle hits it anyways. Angle is then sent over the top rope as we head to commercial. Booker gets a nearfall by countering a German suplex. Angle Slam, but it's not enough. Booker hits a spinebuster followed by a scissor kick. Angle is able to get him in the Ankle Lock in the middle of the ring. After a long time, Booker finally makes it to the ropes. We now get a ref bump, because of course we do. Angle has a chair, but he accidentally hits himself with the chair. Booker hits a scissor kick and gets the pinfall victory. That wasn't a bad match, but I'm sure they are capable of more. Booker was kind of just a slightly above in ring worker at this point.
Match Rating: **3/4
After the commercial break, Angle is still in the ring.He goes out and grabs a chair and a microphone and confronts Tazz. He tells Tazz that he changed his mind and he wants an answer now. Angle then says he is going to sit down next to him until he gives him the answer he wants. Angle says he's out of here and begins to head back, but then blindsides Tazz with the microphone and then hits him with a chair. He then yells in his face that he's going to help take out ECW. Tazz is left bloody and is attended to by the medical staff. This was kind of a weird segment that almost felt like something that would take place during a commercial break.
Heidenreich vs. Rory Fox
How do you follow that angle? With Heidenreich of course. Heidenreich selects a woman who is likely from a gentleman's club to be his friend. As he walks her up to the ring, Fox attacks him from behind. It doesn't matter, because about 30 seconds later Heidenreich is your winner. If you've seen one of these, you've seen them all. He reads his poem after and that's that.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Paul Heyman is introduced as the guest commentator and he comes out with the Dudleyz, Rhyno, Sandman and Tommy Dreamer.
Chris Benoit vs. JBL
JBL sends Orlando Jordan to the back to go and grab the Bashams. Within a minute of the bell, the crowd is chanting for tables. Lots of fists and chops in this one. Benoit locks in the Sharpshooter, but the Cabinet distracts Benoit on the apron. JBL attacks from behind and out comes Matt Morgan and Carlito. Benoit regains control and is going up for the headbutt and nails it. Angle is on his way down now. Out of nowhere, a huge brawl erupts in the ring and then Tazz's music hits to a big pop. Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney are with him. ECW celebrates and I guess we get a no contest here for the result. The match was not a great one, but it ended with a crowd pleasing brawl.
Match Rating: **
This show was all about the final sell for One Night Stand and I think it did a decent job at that. It would be nice to know what some of the matches are going to be, but they were obviously banking on nostalgia being the deciding factor. Other than that, this dark version of Kurt Angle has turned out to be such a bummer and I can't wait for him to move away from this persona. There wasn't much else going on here in the way of enjoyable stuff.
Overall Rating: 49%
Kemper Arena
Kansas City, Missouri
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Theodore Long is in the ring as we start and says that SmackDown does not have a champion, which prompts JBL to come down to the ring. He rambles on about carrying this show and wants to be named champion of SmackDown. Teddy says that there will be no champion named until the Draft Lottery is over. He then announces SmackDown's first pick and it's Chris Benoit. He says that now that he is on SmackDown, things are going to start changing. JBL then starts running down ECW. Benoit challenges JBL to a match tonight. This has to be one of the longer Benoit interview segments of his career. Long agrees and makes the match for tonight. JBL tries to take attack Benoit, but Benoit hits a German suplex.
Carlito vs. Charlie Haas
Did you know Matt Morgan stutters? Carlito really kind of was awkward in the ring. Haas gets quite a bit of offense up until Carlito pokes him in the eye. Morgan tries to distract Haas, but he dives over the top and almost dies. That was scary. He gets back in the ring, but Carlito rolls him up and uses the tights to win the match. Holly tries to get involved, but Haas ends up eating a F5 from Morgan.
Match Rating: 3/4*
Heidenreich is talking to Benoit about being his best friend, while Benoit makes fun of him. He turns around and there's Eddie Guerrero. They go back and forth and Benoit tells him he will see him Sunday.
Kurt Angle is now backstage and is wondering how people could be offended by his actions last week. Angle talks about how crazy he is about Sharmell. Make it stop.
Paul London vs. Akio
This is a non-title match. They are just getting started and all of a sudden Eddie Guerrero's music hits and he's on his way down to the ring. Akio is able to take advantage of the distraction. The camera is following Eddie around while the match is still going on. Eddie grabs a microphone and starts talking in the middle of the ring. Paul London dropkicks Akio into Eddie and Eddie takes him out. He then throws London out for good measure. London comes back in and fights back, but Eddie just tosses him out again. London comes in again and the same result. Eddie talks about the lack of respect because none of us believe that he can beat Rey Mysterio. So we have no contest in this match, but Eddie comes away looking good.
Match Rating: No Rating
Kurt Angle is out now and asks Tazz on which side he is going to stand. He says he is going to give him until the end of the night to make his decision.
Kurt Angle vs. Booker T
Cole and Tazz are applauding Booker here for not losing his temper. Booker sets Angle up on the top rope and hits a scissor kick and sends Angle to the floor. It's nice that it almost seems as if there is no awful storyline reason that this match is happening, but I know something is coming sooner than later. Booker tries to counter the belly-to-belly suplex, but Angle hits it anyways. Angle is then sent over the top rope as we head to commercial. Booker gets a nearfall by countering a German suplex. Angle Slam, but it's not enough. Booker hits a spinebuster followed by a scissor kick. Angle is able to get him in the Ankle Lock in the middle of the ring. After a long time, Booker finally makes it to the ropes. We now get a ref bump, because of course we do. Angle has a chair, but he accidentally hits himself with the chair. Booker hits a scissor kick and gets the pinfall victory. That wasn't a bad match, but I'm sure they are capable of more. Booker was kind of just a slightly above in ring worker at this point.
Match Rating: **3/4
After the commercial break, Angle is still in the ring.He goes out and grabs a chair and a microphone and confronts Tazz. He tells Tazz that he changed his mind and he wants an answer now. Angle then says he is going to sit down next to him until he gives him the answer he wants. Angle says he's out of here and begins to head back, but then blindsides Tazz with the microphone and then hits him with a chair. He then yells in his face that he's going to help take out ECW. Tazz is left bloody and is attended to by the medical staff. This was kind of a weird segment that almost felt like something that would take place during a commercial break.
Heidenreich vs. Rory Fox
How do you follow that angle? With Heidenreich of course. Heidenreich selects a woman who is likely from a gentleman's club to be his friend. As he walks her up to the ring, Fox attacks him from behind. It doesn't matter, because about 30 seconds later Heidenreich is your winner. If you've seen one of these, you've seen them all. He reads his poem after and that's that.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Paul Heyman is introduced as the guest commentator and he comes out with the Dudleyz, Rhyno, Sandman and Tommy Dreamer.
Chris Benoit vs. JBL
JBL sends Orlando Jordan to the back to go and grab the Bashams. Within a minute of the bell, the crowd is chanting for tables. Lots of fists and chops in this one. Benoit locks in the Sharpshooter, but the Cabinet distracts Benoit on the apron. JBL attacks from behind and out comes Matt Morgan and Carlito. Benoit regains control and is going up for the headbutt and nails it. Angle is on his way down now. Out of nowhere, a huge brawl erupts in the ring and then Tazz's music hits to a big pop. Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney are with him. ECW celebrates and I guess we get a no contest here for the result. The match was not a great one, but it ended with a crowd pleasing brawl.
Match Rating: **
This show was all about the final sell for One Night Stand and I think it did a decent job at that. It would be nice to know what some of the matches are going to be, but they were obviously banking on nostalgia being the deciding factor. Other than that, this dark version of Kurt Angle has turned out to be such a bummer and I can't wait for him to move away from this persona. There wasn't much else going on here in the way of enjoyable stuff.
Overall Rating: 49%
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
Monday Night Raw 6-6-05 Review
Monday, June 6th, 2005
Savvis Center
St. Louis, Missouri
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The show starts with Eric Bischoff saying he got to pick the first person in the Draft Lottery and he says it is the biggest acquisition in Raw history. Coach walks in and tells him that Paul Heyman may show up tonight. Bischoff doesn't care and calls this his defining moment.
Chris Jericho is out now for the Highlight Reel to interview the first draft pick for Raw. The first pick of the Draft Lottery is none other than...John Cena, who comes out to a gigantic pop. I remember watching this moment live and being shocked. It's amazing how much more effective the draft concept was in this era, as it was clear that the fans were invested in this. Jericho and Cena go back and forth a little bit and out comes Christian and Tomko. He compares Cena to Mark McGuire, which is fun. Cena cuts a rap on him and tells him that he's not on his level or the level below me. Cena and Christian go at it, but Cena takes care of him and Tomko.
Intercontinental Championship Match
Handicap Match
Muhammad Hassan & Daivari vs. Shelton Benjamin
I have to say that they have given Shelton more chances to get himself over than I remember at the time. It probably goes to show how things change with perspective. Hassan gets a pinfall victory, but Shelton got his leg on the ropes and the ref decides to restart the match. Hassan and Daivari continue to take advantage of Shelton after the commercial break. Things started off a little sloppy, but everyone seems to have settled down now here. Shelton makes the comeback and throws Hassan over the top rope. He hits the T-Bone Suplex on Daivari and gets the somewhat surprising victory. Remember that at the last Raw pay-per-view it took Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels to defeat the same two wrestlers. Not a bad little TV match.
Match Rating: **(out of 5)
Tajiri and William Regal are backstage. Regal doesn't want Tajiri taking part at One Night Stand. In walks Chris Benoit and he tells him Tajiri is a huge part of ECW's history. Regal says that he already told Eric Bischoff he would be with his anti-ECW crew. Tajiri starts chanting "ECW".
They cut over to Bischoff and Coach. Coach says that Heyman is coming and he hears he isn't coming alone. Hassan is now complaining about being screwed in his match by one of Bischoff's refs. Bischoff announces that Steve Austin will hear Hassan's grievances.
Chris Masters vs. Val Venis
Val attacks Masters from behind as he is walking down the ramp. Val continues the attack and hits a fisherman suplex for a 2 count. Masters is bleeding from the mouth. It's kind of fun to see Val get a shot here. He was always a solid hand that was overshadowed by the crazy gimmick. Masters makes a quick comeback and almost instantly puts him in the Master Lock. Val tries briefly to get out, but the ref stops the match and that is all. They have done a nice job of building his finisher and Val was highly motivated here.
Match Rating: *3/4
Triple H and Ric Flair are backstage. Flair says to just make sure to get Batista to sign the contract.
After the commercial break, Bischoff is in the ring with a large amount of security guards. He dares Heyman to show up tonight. Triple H is out first and Bischoff lets him know that no matter what happens in the Draft Lottery, Hell In A Cell will happen. He introduces a highlight package of his three Cell matches. Out comes Batista, who tells Triple H that he doesn't fear the Cell and he doesn't fear Triple H. Both men then sign the contract and Triple H tells him that he signed his own death warrant. Batista says that he'll have to kill him to take his championship. Triple H then says you'll have to kill him to stop him. So we're going with the live death on TV angle here. They go face to face and Triple H then backs away. That was a surprisingly tame contract signing.
The Heart Throbs & Victoria vs. Rosey, The Hurricane & Christy Hemme
So they did a big segment to help get Victoria over and then they stick her with the Heart Throbs? The Heart Throbs couldn't me much less over, as the crowd is silent for the first time tonight when they are on offense. Christy gets a hot tag and goes nuts on Victoria. Mike Chioda tries to stop her, but she won't, so he calls for the bell. Christy continues to attack Victoria out on the ramp until Rosey and Hurricane finally pull her off. So obviously this wasn't much of a match, but it did show a side of Christy we haven't seen yet.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Eric Bischoff is backstage and he walks in to John Cena. Cena denies his handshake attempt. Bischoff says next week will be Cena's first match on Raw when he teams with Jericho to take on Christian and Tomko. Bischoff then offers to join the anti-ECW crusade. Cena tells him he doesn't do politics and then makes a joke about turning off Nitro at 9:00 to watch Raw.
Kane vs.
Edge comes out before Kane's opponent comes out and tells Kane that he will face him at Vengeance. Edge teases fighting him tonight, but thinks better of it and then brings out Lita. Lita says Vengeance will be in Vegas and that they will get married there. They make out and walk to the back.
Out comes Coach to join the announcers booth.
ECW Rules Match
Chris Benoit vs. Snitsky
Benoit quickly nails Snitsky with a garbage can lid. It would only be a few years until Snitsky was a featured member of the ECW roster. JR promotes the show by repeatedly saying how violent the show is going to be. Benoit brings out a table after Snitsky gets hung up on the top rope. Benoit hits three German suplexes and then sets Benoit on the table. Benoit goes up top, but Snitsky blocks the attempt. As Snitsky is waiting for Benoit to get back in the ring, out come the Dudley Boyz from out of the crowd and they hit the 3D on Snitksy through the table. They show highlights of the rest of the match, which happened during the commercial break? Benoit hits a diving headbutt and gets the win. This was a match just to add to the story of One Night Stand.
Match Rating: *1/4
They show Coach backstage and he finds Paul Heyman and the Dudleyz and has them arrested. Heyman then talks his way out of it.
Bischoff comes out to the ring with a Edge, Christian and Tomko. He talks some trash and then out come Heyman and the Dudleyz. Paul gives his speech and the Dudleyz step up to Bischoff's crew. Bischoff then brings out his crew. Heyman then brings out his crew including Tommy Dreamer, Rhyno, Sandman, Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney. A huge brawl breaks loose and naturally the ECW guys dominate.
Well, that was a good example of a show that started hot and ended hot. Not much happened in the middle, but they delivered at the most crucial times of the shows. Cena jumping to Raw felt like a big deal and he would become a mainstay of the show for the next decade. The ECW angle felt fresh for a recycled storyline and definitely added interest to the upcoming show. It would have been nice if the middle of the show would have added more, but some of that is due to lack of depth at the time.
Overall Rating: 62%
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The show starts with Eric Bischoff saying he got to pick the first person in the Draft Lottery and he says it is the biggest acquisition in Raw history. Coach walks in and tells him that Paul Heyman may show up tonight. Bischoff doesn't care and calls this his defining moment.
Chris Jericho is out now for the Highlight Reel to interview the first draft pick for Raw. The first pick of the Draft Lottery is none other than...John Cena, who comes out to a gigantic pop. I remember watching this moment live and being shocked. It's amazing how much more effective the draft concept was in this era, as it was clear that the fans were invested in this. Jericho and Cena go back and forth a little bit and out comes Christian and Tomko. He compares Cena to Mark McGuire, which is fun. Cena cuts a rap on him and tells him that he's not on his level or the level below me. Cena and Christian go at it, but Cena takes care of him and Tomko.
Intercontinental Championship Match
Handicap Match
Muhammad Hassan & Daivari vs. Shelton Benjamin
I have to say that they have given Shelton more chances to get himself over than I remember at the time. It probably goes to show how things change with perspective. Hassan gets a pinfall victory, but Shelton got his leg on the ropes and the ref decides to restart the match. Hassan and Daivari continue to take advantage of Shelton after the commercial break. Things started off a little sloppy, but everyone seems to have settled down now here. Shelton makes the comeback and throws Hassan over the top rope. He hits the T-Bone Suplex on Daivari and gets the somewhat surprising victory. Remember that at the last Raw pay-per-view it took Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels to defeat the same two wrestlers. Not a bad little TV match.
Match Rating: **(out of 5)
Tajiri and William Regal are backstage. Regal doesn't want Tajiri taking part at One Night Stand. In walks Chris Benoit and he tells him Tajiri is a huge part of ECW's history. Regal says that he already told Eric Bischoff he would be with his anti-ECW crew. Tajiri starts chanting "ECW".
They cut over to Bischoff and Coach. Coach says that Heyman is coming and he hears he isn't coming alone. Hassan is now complaining about being screwed in his match by one of Bischoff's refs. Bischoff announces that Steve Austin will hear Hassan's grievances.
Chris Masters vs. Val Venis
Val attacks Masters from behind as he is walking down the ramp. Val continues the attack and hits a fisherman suplex for a 2 count. Masters is bleeding from the mouth. It's kind of fun to see Val get a shot here. He was always a solid hand that was overshadowed by the crazy gimmick. Masters makes a quick comeback and almost instantly puts him in the Master Lock. Val tries briefly to get out, but the ref stops the match and that is all. They have done a nice job of building his finisher and Val was highly motivated here.
Match Rating: *3/4
Triple H and Ric Flair are backstage. Flair says to just make sure to get Batista to sign the contract.
After the commercial break, Bischoff is in the ring with a large amount of security guards. He dares Heyman to show up tonight. Triple H is out first and Bischoff lets him know that no matter what happens in the Draft Lottery, Hell In A Cell will happen. He introduces a highlight package of his three Cell matches. Out comes Batista, who tells Triple H that he doesn't fear the Cell and he doesn't fear Triple H. Both men then sign the contract and Triple H tells him that he signed his own death warrant. Batista says that he'll have to kill him to take his championship. Triple H then says you'll have to kill him to stop him. So we're going with the live death on TV angle here. They go face to face and Triple H then backs away. That was a surprisingly tame contract signing.
The Heart Throbs & Victoria vs. Rosey, The Hurricane & Christy Hemme
So they did a big segment to help get Victoria over and then they stick her with the Heart Throbs? The Heart Throbs couldn't me much less over, as the crowd is silent for the first time tonight when they are on offense. Christy gets a hot tag and goes nuts on Victoria. Mike Chioda tries to stop her, but she won't, so he calls for the bell. Christy continues to attack Victoria out on the ramp until Rosey and Hurricane finally pull her off. So obviously this wasn't much of a match, but it did show a side of Christy we haven't seen yet.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Eric Bischoff is backstage and he walks in to John Cena. Cena denies his handshake attempt. Bischoff says next week will be Cena's first match on Raw when he teams with Jericho to take on Christian and Tomko. Bischoff then offers to join the anti-ECW crusade. Cena tells him he doesn't do politics and then makes a joke about turning off Nitro at 9:00 to watch Raw.
Edge comes out before Kane's opponent comes out and tells Kane that he will face him at Vengeance. Edge teases fighting him tonight, but thinks better of it and then brings out Lita. Lita says Vengeance will be in Vegas and that they will get married there. They make out and walk to the back.
Out comes Coach to join the announcers booth.
ECW Rules Match
Chris Benoit vs. Snitsky
Benoit quickly nails Snitsky with a garbage can lid. It would only be a few years until Snitsky was a featured member of the ECW roster. JR promotes the show by repeatedly saying how violent the show is going to be. Benoit brings out a table after Snitsky gets hung up on the top rope. Benoit hits three German suplexes and then sets Benoit on the table. Benoit goes up top, but Snitsky blocks the attempt. As Snitsky is waiting for Benoit to get back in the ring, out come the Dudley Boyz from out of the crowd and they hit the 3D on Snitksy through the table. They show highlights of the rest of the match, which happened during the commercial break? Benoit hits a diving headbutt and gets the win. This was a match just to add to the story of One Night Stand.
Match Rating: *1/4
They show Coach backstage and he finds Paul Heyman and the Dudleyz and has them arrested. Heyman then talks his way out of it.
Bischoff comes out to the ring with a Edge, Christian and Tomko. He talks some trash and then out come Heyman and the Dudleyz. Paul gives his speech and the Dudleyz step up to Bischoff's crew. Bischoff then brings out his crew. Heyman then brings out his crew including Tommy Dreamer, Rhyno, Sandman, Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney. A huge brawl breaks loose and naturally the ECW guys dominate.
Well, that was a good example of a show that started hot and ended hot. Not much happened in the middle, but they delivered at the most crucial times of the shows. Cena jumping to Raw felt like a big deal and he would become a mainstay of the show for the next decade. The ECW angle felt fresh for a recycled storyline and definitely added interest to the upcoming show. It would have been nice if the middle of the show would have added more, but some of that is due to lack of depth at the time.
Overall Rating: 62%
Sunday, December 15, 2019
TLC 2019 Review
Sunday, December 15th, 2019
Target Center
Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Ladder Match For The SmackDown Tag Team Championship
New Day vs. The Revival
This should be fun. New Day hits some tandem offense, but is attacked as they go to grab the ladders. I love how they still seem to almost pretend that Kofi was never the champion. Kofi shows off some of his athleticism and uses a springboard onto the ladder to hurt both members of the Revival. Big E goes for a splash on the ladder, but Dawson pulls Wilder off and Big E is in pain. Kofi launches over the top rope, but the Revival are able to counter it. The Revival seem a little bit off here. Perhaps this style of match is a little out of their comfort zone. Dawson uses a missile dropkick off the top to knock Big E off the ladder. They do a double baseball slide into a ladder that hits Big E south of the border. There it is. Michael Cole reminds us Kofi was the champion earlier this year. Kofi gets knocked off the ladder, but catches himself on the top rope and leaps off onto Dawson and hits a semi-DDT. Regardless, Kofi's skills are awesome. The Revival hits the Shatter Machine from the ladder on Kofi and are now climbing. Big E comes in and takes them both. He then hits his spear through the ropes to the floor onto Wilder. Big E now is setting up some ladders in the ring. Kudos to Dawson for trying to interfere since it was taking him a long time to get it done. He sets up Dawson on the horizontal ladder and Big E is heading up top. Wilder makes the save and Dawson superplexes Big E onto the ladder. He missed it a little, so it only bent. Wilder goes up top and hits a frog splash, which cracks it in half. The Revival and Kofi are now up on the two ladders. They have Kofi stuck in the ladder and are banging his head into the top of the ladder. Big E comes up to make the save and hits the Big Ending off the ladder onto Wilder. Dawson has his hands on the titles, but Kofi hits him with the belts and down goes Dawson. Kofi grabs the titles and that is all. That was a good opener, but it was a little disappointing. Kofi was bouncing all over the place, but this didn't play off of the Revival's strengths as much as a normal tag match would have.
Match Rating: ***1/2 (out of 5)
Baron Corbin is here for an interview. Corbin is a flea market version of a king.
They show highlights of the pre-show match between Andrade and Humberto Carillo. After the loss, Andrade and Zelina argue. Not that WWE hasn't been wasting most of their characters, but they really blew it with those two.
Buddy Murphy vs. Aleister Black
They both sit in the middle of the ring doing Black's signature face to face. This match could tear the house down. Black drills Murphy with some big leg strikes. Black should be main eventing by now and Murphy should be much higher up on the card than he is. Murphy counters a kick off the apron and slams Black into the steps. Black is bleeding from the nose. Murphy grabs Black's jacket and Black is firing back. Murphy leaps off the second rope and eats a big boot. Black hits a flurry of offense including a moonsault that leads to a 2 count. They're fighting on the apron again and Black pushes Murphy into the post. Black hits a moonsault off the second rope to the floor. Black hits a huge knee to the chin and gets a 2 count again. This reminds me a lot of a Samoa Joe match, who is calling the matches for the Raw team tonight. Murphy goes for a top rope powerbomb, but Black blocks it so Murphy hits multiple kicks to the face. Murphy hits the powerbomb and only gets a 2 count. Murphy hits some more stiff strikes and into a brainbuster and it's still not enough to finish off Black. They go back and forth until Black hits Black Mass and that's all. If anything, they have done a nice job of making that move the end for whoever Black faces. That was an incredibly intense match. Nice work by both guys taking advantage of this opportunity and I'm glad they were given the time to do what they do.
Match Rating: ***3/4
Rusev says that he is elated to take on Lashley tonight. Rusev says that Lana is going to be picking splinters out of Lashley's back and that every day is Rusev Day. I'm not sure I dig the haircut.
Raw Tag Team Championship Match
The Viking Raiders vs. The OC
The Minneapolis crowd is doing the Vikings' "Skol" chant. This is an open challenge and Gallows and Anderson bring out their trophy and make fun of their open challenge. There also are fans eating KFC at ringside because 2019. The Raiders get the early advantage until an illegal double team behind the ref's back occurs. Ivar gets the hot tag, but it doesn't last long as the OC uses their teamwork once again to their advantage. They hit the Viking Experience, but Gallows barely breaks up the pin attempt. Both teams are outside the ring and we get a double countout, which is always a crowd pleaser. Anderson continues to attack the Vikings and now takes away the KFC table. The Vikings stop it and hit a double powerbomb on Anderson through the table. Yeah, that ending was super flat.
Match Rating: *3/4
The Miz is backstage and says that he has moved his family to an undisclosed location. Miz calls this the most important and personal match of his life. Solid promo by Miz there.
TLC Match
Baron Corbin vs. Roman Reigns
Roman instantly attacks one of Corbin's lackeys and throws him through a table. It didn't look like a great landing. Cole tells us that the TLC match is 20 years old next year. Mark your calendars, folks. I'm still amazed at how long it took for Corbin to get rid of his Red Lobster waiter gear. Roman beats him down the ramp and around the ring. Once they get into the ring, Corbin instantly hits Deep Six. Cole then goes down the list of reasons that I should care about Corbin and it doesn't work for about the 1,367th time. Corbin is now using ladders and chairs on Roman's back. Reigns finally fights back and slams Corbin into the chair set up in the corner. Reigns could really use a reboot as a character, but he still is solid in the ring. Reigns grabs a table, but Corbin hits him with a can of dog food. Corbin then chokeslams him through the table for a 2 count. Roman hits a Samoan Drop through the announcers table. Dolph Ziggler comes from under the ring and hits Reigns with a superkick. Corbin then launches one of the time keepers and Ziggler continues attacking him. That bump was the highlight of the match. While they are still for some reason focused on the time keeper, Reigns hits the Drive-By. Reigns is now using the kendo stick on Corbin's crew. The Revival are now out to take out Reigns. Reigns then hits them both with Superman Punches. Reigns then does the Undertaker dive over the top rope onto all of them, which is fitting since this is starting to feel like Undertaker/Yokozuna at Royal Rumble 1994. Ziggler then kicks Reigns with a kick to a chair on his face and then a Zig Zag for good measure. It's good to see that Reigns has so many friends in the back. The Revival hit the Shatter Machine and then Corbin hits End Of Days on a chair and that is all. All I hear is that Corbin is a true heel and that he is over. There was basically no reaction to him winning that match. His character is stupid and his in ring ability is not in the same league as the opponents they keep putting him with. This was way too long to get to that ending.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Universal Championship Match
The Miz vs. Bray Wyatt
Wyatt is wrestling in a sweater. Miz comes out swinging, but thanks to Wyatt's character he has to stop so Wyatt can continue to be a goof. The Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale pretty quickly, but he doesn't go for the cover. Wyatt is laughing as Miz is slamming him face first into the mat. God, I don't know how many more matches of Wyatt I can sit through with this character. And seriously, whose idea was it to put this on after that 20+ minute Baron Corbin debacle? Wyatt then hits Sister Abigail and that's it? This was insulting to everyone's intelligence. Get this crap off of my television and out of my life forever.
Match Rating: 0 stars
The Fiend is now on the big screen and Wyatt grabs a goofy hammer straight out of the old Batman TV show. The lights go down a little and out comes Daniel Bryan and hits him with the running knee, who is now sporting short hair and a shorter beard. Bryan completely destroys Wyatt. He picks up the hammer and as he is about to hit him the lights go out. The lights come back in and Wyatt is gone. You know if Daniel Bryan can't save a segment, it is beyond awful. Also, how dumb does Miz look?
Tables Match
Bobby Lashley vs. Rusev
You've got to be kidding me. Who came up with the match order for this show? Corbin then Wyatt then Lashley? Rusev tries bringing a table in early, but Lana pulls it out and allows Lashley to take advantage of the situation. They do a bunch of moves that mean nothing. They set up some tables and now they're going to tease the end of the match. In somewhat of a clever spot, they put a table on both sides of them as they fight over doing a suplex. Rusev hits Lashley off the apron, but Lashley is able to leap over the table. Rusev grabs a steel rail from way back towards the top of the ramp and uses it on Lashley. He leans it up against the ring and Lashley chokeslams him through it. I miss the old Rusev. I did not miss Lashley. Lashley now has a kendo stick because we didn't see enough of that earlier tonight. Rusev now hits his breaking point and destroys Lashley with the kendo stick and a Machka Kick. Lana jumps on the back of Lashley, which allows Lashley to spear him into a table, but it doesn't break. Lashley then hits a suplex through the table in the other corner and that is all. This was much more a TV match than it was a pay-per-view feature match. However, compared to the last two matches, it was at least a slight step up.
Match Rating: *1/2
The Street Profits are backstage and in come Reigns and Corbin brawling. A bunch of other guys join in. I don't know man, but this show is just sucking the life out of me.
TLC Match For The Women's Tag Team Championship Match
Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair vs. The Kabuki Warriors
Lynch and Flair are trying to sell their tension. Sane hits a dropkick into a chair that Asuka is holding in front of Flair's face. Lynch helps get the advantage back and they throw Asuka into the post face-first. Sane starts trying to throw chairs into the ring, but some don't make it in. Charlotte starts throwing them back in and she then trips. She goes under the ring and sprays them with a fire extinguisher. Asuka has a rope and is now using it as a weapon. Charlotte attacks them with the kendo stick as they are climbing the ladder. Lynch is tied to the ladder and Charlotte tries to untie her, but Asuka hits her in the back with a chair. Sane goes for the elbow off the announcers table, but Lynch gets her boot up and she is able to wiggle her way out of the rope. Lynch hits a second rope leg drop on Asuka through the table. Sane counters a double suplex into a double DDT. Sane goes for a splash onto both Flair and Lynch, but Flair moves out and Sane doesn't hit Lynch well and the table doesn't break. Charlotte then hits a spear and Sane no sells it or something. Charlott then hits a powerbomb through the table. Asuka then hits a German suplex on Charlotte. The Kabuki Warriors finally try to climb the ladder and Charlotte and Becky hit them with chairs. Charlotte is going up top for a moonsault, but Asuka blocks it and powerbombs her through a table. This is 100% speculation on my part, but it feels like Sane is maybe hurt. There have been a few awkward spots. Becky was climbing the ladder, but Asuka pulled on the rope that was tied to it and knocks her off. Asuka climbs the top and grabs the belts. That was a huge disappointment. It felt as if things broke down and they didn't have a plan B or something. Before the Kabuki Warriors can't even celebrate, the brawl from backstage is continuing into the crowd. Reigns then hits a spear off the lower level into a huge crowd of people. It's interesting to have a main event that long and then get completely cut off by some more nonsense. Regardless, these women are capable of better matches and they had a poor outing tonight.
Match Rating: **1/4
Man, did this show suck. It got off to a good start and then it drove off a cliff more than any show that I can think of off the top of my head. They need to retire this pay-per-view theme and just save them for when the ladder matches and TLC matches actually make sense. I can't stress enough how terrible the Wyatt character is and that it will never attract any new viewers. Last time I checked, they were in desperately need right now and he is not the answer. Neither is Baron Corbin, but we've known that for years. If you didn't watch this, you don't need to.
Overall Rating: 35%
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Ladder Match For The SmackDown Tag Team Championship
New Day vs. The Revival
This should be fun. New Day hits some tandem offense, but is attacked as they go to grab the ladders. I love how they still seem to almost pretend that Kofi was never the champion. Kofi shows off some of his athleticism and uses a springboard onto the ladder to hurt both members of the Revival. Big E goes for a splash on the ladder, but Dawson pulls Wilder off and Big E is in pain. Kofi launches over the top rope, but the Revival are able to counter it. The Revival seem a little bit off here. Perhaps this style of match is a little out of their comfort zone. Dawson uses a missile dropkick off the top to knock Big E off the ladder. They do a double baseball slide into a ladder that hits Big E south of the border. There it is. Michael Cole reminds us Kofi was the champion earlier this year. Kofi gets knocked off the ladder, but catches himself on the top rope and leaps off onto Dawson and hits a semi-DDT. Regardless, Kofi's skills are awesome. The Revival hits the Shatter Machine from the ladder on Kofi and are now climbing. Big E comes in and takes them both. He then hits his spear through the ropes to the floor onto Wilder. Big E now is setting up some ladders in the ring. Kudos to Dawson for trying to interfere since it was taking him a long time to get it done. He sets up Dawson on the horizontal ladder and Big E is heading up top. Wilder makes the save and Dawson superplexes Big E onto the ladder. He missed it a little, so it only bent. Wilder goes up top and hits a frog splash, which cracks it in half. The Revival and Kofi are now up on the two ladders. They have Kofi stuck in the ladder and are banging his head into the top of the ladder. Big E comes up to make the save and hits the Big Ending off the ladder onto Wilder. Dawson has his hands on the titles, but Kofi hits him with the belts and down goes Dawson. Kofi grabs the titles and that is all. That was a good opener, but it was a little disappointing. Kofi was bouncing all over the place, but this didn't play off of the Revival's strengths as much as a normal tag match would have.
Match Rating: ***1/2 (out of 5)
Baron Corbin is here for an interview. Corbin is a flea market version of a king.
They show highlights of the pre-show match between Andrade and Humberto Carillo. After the loss, Andrade and Zelina argue. Not that WWE hasn't been wasting most of their characters, but they really blew it with those two.
Buddy Murphy vs. Aleister Black
They both sit in the middle of the ring doing Black's signature face to face. This match could tear the house down. Black drills Murphy with some big leg strikes. Black should be main eventing by now and Murphy should be much higher up on the card than he is. Murphy counters a kick off the apron and slams Black into the steps. Black is bleeding from the nose. Murphy grabs Black's jacket and Black is firing back. Murphy leaps off the second rope and eats a big boot. Black hits a flurry of offense including a moonsault that leads to a 2 count. They're fighting on the apron again and Black pushes Murphy into the post. Black hits a moonsault off the second rope to the floor. Black hits a huge knee to the chin and gets a 2 count again. This reminds me a lot of a Samoa Joe match, who is calling the matches for the Raw team tonight. Murphy goes for a top rope powerbomb, but Black blocks it so Murphy hits multiple kicks to the face. Murphy hits the powerbomb and only gets a 2 count. Murphy hits some more stiff strikes and into a brainbuster and it's still not enough to finish off Black. They go back and forth until Black hits Black Mass and that's all. If anything, they have done a nice job of making that move the end for whoever Black faces. That was an incredibly intense match. Nice work by both guys taking advantage of this opportunity and I'm glad they were given the time to do what they do.
Match Rating: ***3/4
Rusev says that he is elated to take on Lashley tonight. Rusev says that Lana is going to be picking splinters out of Lashley's back and that every day is Rusev Day. I'm not sure I dig the haircut.
Raw Tag Team Championship Match
The Viking Raiders vs. The OC
The Minneapolis crowd is doing the Vikings' "Skol" chant. This is an open challenge and Gallows and Anderson bring out their trophy and make fun of their open challenge. There also are fans eating KFC at ringside because 2019. The Raiders get the early advantage until an illegal double team behind the ref's back occurs. Ivar gets the hot tag, but it doesn't last long as the OC uses their teamwork once again to their advantage. They hit the Viking Experience, but Gallows barely breaks up the pin attempt. Both teams are outside the ring and we get a double countout, which is always a crowd pleaser. Anderson continues to attack the Vikings and now takes away the KFC table. The Vikings stop it and hit a double powerbomb on Anderson through the table. Yeah, that ending was super flat.
Match Rating: *3/4
The Miz is backstage and says that he has moved his family to an undisclosed location. Miz calls this the most important and personal match of his life. Solid promo by Miz there.
TLC Match
Baron Corbin vs. Roman Reigns
Roman instantly attacks one of Corbin's lackeys and throws him through a table. It didn't look like a great landing. Cole tells us that the TLC match is 20 years old next year. Mark your calendars, folks. I'm still amazed at how long it took for Corbin to get rid of his Red Lobster waiter gear. Roman beats him down the ramp and around the ring. Once they get into the ring, Corbin instantly hits Deep Six. Cole then goes down the list of reasons that I should care about Corbin and it doesn't work for about the 1,367th time. Corbin is now using ladders and chairs on Roman's back. Reigns finally fights back and slams Corbin into the chair set up in the corner. Reigns could really use a reboot as a character, but he still is solid in the ring. Reigns grabs a table, but Corbin hits him with a can of dog food. Corbin then chokeslams him through the table for a 2 count. Roman hits a Samoan Drop through the announcers table. Dolph Ziggler comes from under the ring and hits Reigns with a superkick. Corbin then launches one of the time keepers and Ziggler continues attacking him. That bump was the highlight of the match. While they are still for some reason focused on the time keeper, Reigns hits the Drive-By. Reigns is now using the kendo stick on Corbin's crew. The Revival are now out to take out Reigns. Reigns then hits them both with Superman Punches. Reigns then does the Undertaker dive over the top rope onto all of them, which is fitting since this is starting to feel like Undertaker/Yokozuna at Royal Rumble 1994. Ziggler then kicks Reigns with a kick to a chair on his face and then a Zig Zag for good measure. It's good to see that Reigns has so many friends in the back. The Revival hit the Shatter Machine and then Corbin hits End Of Days on a chair and that is all. All I hear is that Corbin is a true heel and that he is over. There was basically no reaction to him winning that match. His character is stupid and his in ring ability is not in the same league as the opponents they keep putting him with. This was way too long to get to that ending.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Universal Championship Match
The Miz vs. Bray Wyatt
Wyatt is wrestling in a sweater. Miz comes out swinging, but thanks to Wyatt's character he has to stop so Wyatt can continue to be a goof. The Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale pretty quickly, but he doesn't go for the cover. Wyatt is laughing as Miz is slamming him face first into the mat. God, I don't know how many more matches of Wyatt I can sit through with this character. And seriously, whose idea was it to put this on after that 20+ minute Baron Corbin debacle? Wyatt then hits Sister Abigail and that's it? This was insulting to everyone's intelligence. Get this crap off of my television and out of my life forever.
Match Rating: 0 stars
The Fiend is now on the big screen and Wyatt grabs a goofy hammer straight out of the old Batman TV show. The lights go down a little and out comes Daniel Bryan and hits him with the running knee, who is now sporting short hair and a shorter beard. Bryan completely destroys Wyatt. He picks up the hammer and as he is about to hit him the lights go out. The lights come back in and Wyatt is gone. You know if Daniel Bryan can't save a segment, it is beyond awful. Also, how dumb does Miz look?
Tables Match
Bobby Lashley vs. Rusev
You've got to be kidding me. Who came up with the match order for this show? Corbin then Wyatt then Lashley? Rusev tries bringing a table in early, but Lana pulls it out and allows Lashley to take advantage of the situation. They do a bunch of moves that mean nothing. They set up some tables and now they're going to tease the end of the match. In somewhat of a clever spot, they put a table on both sides of them as they fight over doing a suplex. Rusev hits Lashley off the apron, but Lashley is able to leap over the table. Rusev grabs a steel rail from way back towards the top of the ramp and uses it on Lashley. He leans it up against the ring and Lashley chokeslams him through it. I miss the old Rusev. I did not miss Lashley. Lashley now has a kendo stick because we didn't see enough of that earlier tonight. Rusev now hits his breaking point and destroys Lashley with the kendo stick and a Machka Kick. Lana jumps on the back of Lashley, which allows Lashley to spear him into a table, but it doesn't break. Lashley then hits a suplex through the table in the other corner and that is all. This was much more a TV match than it was a pay-per-view feature match. However, compared to the last two matches, it was at least a slight step up.
Match Rating: *1/2
The Street Profits are backstage and in come Reigns and Corbin brawling. A bunch of other guys join in. I don't know man, but this show is just sucking the life out of me.
TLC Match For The Women's Tag Team Championship Match
Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair vs. The Kabuki Warriors
Lynch and Flair are trying to sell their tension. Sane hits a dropkick into a chair that Asuka is holding in front of Flair's face. Lynch helps get the advantage back and they throw Asuka into the post face-first. Sane starts trying to throw chairs into the ring, but some don't make it in. Charlotte starts throwing them back in and she then trips. She goes under the ring and sprays them with a fire extinguisher. Asuka has a rope and is now using it as a weapon. Charlotte attacks them with the kendo stick as they are climbing the ladder. Lynch is tied to the ladder and Charlotte tries to untie her, but Asuka hits her in the back with a chair. Sane goes for the elbow off the announcers table, but Lynch gets her boot up and she is able to wiggle her way out of the rope. Lynch hits a second rope leg drop on Asuka through the table. Sane counters a double suplex into a double DDT. Sane goes for a splash onto both Flair and Lynch, but Flair moves out and Sane doesn't hit Lynch well and the table doesn't break. Charlotte then hits a spear and Sane no sells it or something. Charlott then hits a powerbomb through the table. Asuka then hits a German suplex on Charlotte. The Kabuki Warriors finally try to climb the ladder and Charlotte and Becky hit them with chairs. Charlotte is going up top for a moonsault, but Asuka blocks it and powerbombs her through a table. This is 100% speculation on my part, but it feels like Sane is maybe hurt. There have been a few awkward spots. Becky was climbing the ladder, but Asuka pulled on the rope that was tied to it and knocks her off. Asuka climbs the top and grabs the belts. That was a huge disappointment. It felt as if things broke down and they didn't have a plan B or something. Before the Kabuki Warriors can't even celebrate, the brawl from backstage is continuing into the crowd. Reigns then hits a spear off the lower level into a huge crowd of people. It's interesting to have a main event that long and then get completely cut off by some more nonsense. Regardless, these women are capable of better matches and they had a poor outing tonight.
Match Rating: **1/4
Man, did this show suck. It got off to a good start and then it drove off a cliff more than any show that I can think of off the top of my head. They need to retire this pay-per-view theme and just save them for when the ladder matches and TLC matches actually make sense. I can't stress enough how terrible the Wyatt character is and that it will never attract any new viewers. Last time I checked, they were in desperately need right now and he is not the answer. Neither is Baron Corbin, but we've known that for years. If you didn't watch this, you don't need to.
Overall Rating: 35%
Friday, December 13, 2019
NXT 1-30-13 Review
Original Airdate: Wednesday, January 30th, 2013
Full Sail University
Winter Park, Florida
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Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
Alex Riley & Derrick Bateman vs. Kassius Ohno & Leo Kruger
This is a group of guys that never hit their potential in WWE for a variety of different reasons. Ohno is the one that still doesn't make sense to me. Riley surprisingly gets the advantage on Ohno early on.. Bateman then clears out both men headed into the commercial break. The heels go after Bateman's knee and work on it with multiple tags in and out. Bateman finally gets the tag and Riley hits a big spinebuster on Ohno. Ohno is able to hold him off and knocks him silly with a kick to the face and finishes him off with a submission. That was pretty standard tag team wrestling.
Match Rating: *3/4 (out of 5)
Out comes Corey Graves and he puts Alex Riley in the 13th Step.
They show an interview from earlier today with Big E. He says he can't wait for Konnor to find out about the 5 count.
Sakamoto vs. Mason Ryan
Sakamoto has a pretty decent entrance for a jobber. Ah, the Mason Ryan era. I'm still shocked this guy didn't get a Roman Reigns-esque push. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about his talent. Regal talks about Ryan's beautiful muscles. His finisher was the Jackhammer? Sakamoto did his best here, while the announcers cover up the lack of reaction being due to the fact that they are in awe of Ryan.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Aksana vs. Paige
Aksana pushes Paige over the top rope to the floor. Aksana looks very green here, but she gets to dominate pretty much the entire match. Paige pulls her off the turnbuckle and puts her in a submission for the victory. Summer Rae and Paige bump into each other and Summer Rae then attacks her from behind and storms off. Not a good match.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Renee Young is with Sasha Banks. Sasha says her first win last week was one of her biggest accomplishments. She is then handed a note that's a cheesy "Roses are red, violets are blue" secret admirer letter. Ugh.
Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
Bo Dallas & Michael McGillicutty vs. Primo & Epico
The most notable thing about this match so far is that Epico doesn't have corn rows. I would have never guessed that Dallas and McGillicutty would still be a team here in 2019. At least I think they are. The action has actually been pretty good to start. McGillicutty slingshots Epico over the top rope as we go to commercial break. Epico and Primo regain control and work on McGillicutty. I have to say, this match feels like it's on fast forward compared to a lot of NXT matches of this era. Both teams are working a quick pace and it is benefiting this match greatly. Epico and McGillicutty collide and both men are down. Dallas gets the better of Primo and they have a somewhat awkward segment. Primo almost gets the win with a roll up. He hits a cool variation of the DDT and again can only get the 2 count on Bo. Bo hits a belly to belly suplex/body slam and picks up the victory. That was a much better match than I was expecting. All four men looked to be on a mission to have a good match here and they did.
Match Rating: ***
Well, the show ended on a surprising high note despite the rest of the show being pretty dull. Aksana and Mason Ryan aren't exactly two stars I would want to build around, but that's me. Paige continues to be popular with the crowd and Ohno continues to succeed in his role. All in all, this was just okay.
Overall Rating: 55%
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Winter Park, Florida
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Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
Alex Riley & Derrick Bateman vs. Kassius Ohno & Leo Kruger
This is a group of guys that never hit their potential in WWE for a variety of different reasons. Ohno is the one that still doesn't make sense to me. Riley surprisingly gets the advantage on Ohno early on.. Bateman then clears out both men headed into the commercial break. The heels go after Bateman's knee and work on it with multiple tags in and out. Bateman finally gets the tag and Riley hits a big spinebuster on Ohno. Ohno is able to hold him off and knocks him silly with a kick to the face and finishes him off with a submission. That was pretty standard tag team wrestling.
Match Rating: *3/4 (out of 5)
Out comes Corey Graves and he puts Alex Riley in the 13th Step.
They show an interview from earlier today with Big E. He says he can't wait for Konnor to find out about the 5 count.
Sakamoto vs. Mason Ryan
Sakamoto has a pretty decent entrance for a jobber. Ah, the Mason Ryan era. I'm still shocked this guy didn't get a Roman Reigns-esque push. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about his talent. Regal talks about Ryan's beautiful muscles. His finisher was the Jackhammer? Sakamoto did his best here, while the announcers cover up the lack of reaction being due to the fact that they are in awe of Ryan.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Aksana vs. Paige
Aksana pushes Paige over the top rope to the floor. Aksana looks very green here, but she gets to dominate pretty much the entire match. Paige pulls her off the turnbuckle and puts her in a submission for the victory. Summer Rae and Paige bump into each other and Summer Rae then attacks her from behind and storms off. Not a good match.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Renee Young is with Sasha Banks. Sasha says her first win last week was one of her biggest accomplishments. She is then handed a note that's a cheesy "Roses are red, violets are blue" secret admirer letter. Ugh.
Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
Bo Dallas & Michael McGillicutty vs. Primo & Epico
The most notable thing about this match so far is that Epico doesn't have corn rows. I would have never guessed that Dallas and McGillicutty would still be a team here in 2019. At least I think they are. The action has actually been pretty good to start. McGillicutty slingshots Epico over the top rope as we go to commercial break. Epico and Primo regain control and work on McGillicutty. I have to say, this match feels like it's on fast forward compared to a lot of NXT matches of this era. Both teams are working a quick pace and it is benefiting this match greatly. Epico and McGillicutty collide and both men are down. Dallas gets the better of Primo and they have a somewhat awkward segment. Primo almost gets the win with a roll up. He hits a cool variation of the DDT and again can only get the 2 count on Bo. Bo hits a belly to belly suplex/body slam and picks up the victory. That was a much better match than I was expecting. All four men looked to be on a mission to have a good match here and they did.
Match Rating: ***
Well, the show ended on a surprising high note despite the rest of the show being pretty dull. Aksana and Mason Ryan aren't exactly two stars I would want to build around, but that's me. Paige continues to be popular with the crowd and Ohno continues to succeed in his role. All in all, this was just okay.
Overall Rating: 55%
Wednesday, December 11, 2019
Superstars 11-21-92 Review
Original Airdate: Saturday, November 21st, 1992
Hullman Center
Terre Haute, Indiana
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WWF Championship Match
Virgil vs. Bret Hart
We are getting a rare WWF Championship match here on Superstars. In typical Hitman fashion, he gives Virgil a fair amount of offense, including one of the weaker monkey flips I have seen. Virgil misses a crossbody off the second rope and Hart immediately puts him in the Sharpshooter for the victory. If they were going to let Virgil get that much offense, it would have probably been better had it been a little bit longer. They shake after the match.
Match Rating: * (out of 5)
Mean Gene is here with the biggest update in recent history. Ultimate Warrior is out of the main event of the Survivor Series. They show a clip from Prime Time of Randy Savage saying Mr. Perfect is going to be his partner, as Bobby Heenan and Perfect laugh it off. We then get another interview of Savage saying he doesn't like Perfect, but he is the best partner. This turn really makes no sense, but I guess we're going for it.
Back to the arena and Heenan is furious about the news.
Todd Becker vs. Yokozuna
Vince and Heenan continue to talk about the Perfect news. Meanwhile, Yokozuna continues to impress at his much lighter weight here. The dude was incredibly agile for this era at that size. Another impressive squash here. The rocket would be strapped soon.
Match Rating: 1/4*
It's time to go to the Event Center with Sean Mooney. Yokozuna has signed an open contract for Survivor Series. The Natural Disasters and Nasty Boys do a lot of yelling while Typhoon just bobs his head like the Red Rooster. Kamala and his crew talk about the big casket match.
Now we get an Update with Lord Alfred Hayes. They show highlights of the Intercontinental match from Saturday Night's Main Event. They then show Bret Hart vs. Papa Shango. Then they show the interview of Bret and Shawn from SNME. Alfred was not good at this job at all.
Steve Walker & Mike Kramer vs. Natural Disasters
I can't even imagine wrestling Twitter during this era. The amount that has changed in the past few weeks is pretty crazy. Vince makes mention of the Survivor Series Showdown for the first time. The big guys destroy the poor jobbers, who are a bit bigger than your run of the mill jobbers.
Match Rating: 1/4*
We are in full hype mode today and it's now Survivor Series Report time. He talks about the big tag team match. Razor says nothing has changed, but Flair is furious and is a total maniac here. Nailz says it is his turn for revenge and Boss Man tells Nailz he will serve hard time. A new match is announce between High Energy and the Headshrinkers. We get a second Harvey Wippleman interview for some reason and he says this will be Undertakers last coffin match.
Bam Bam Bigelow says he will make his debut next week.
Barry Horowitz vs. Lance Cassidy
Cassidy's cup of coffee continues here. Doink is out again with a hammer. Cassidy never had a chance to make it here. He gets pretty aggressive with a series of kicks to the chest and then hits a clothesline off the top rope. Doink is shown again in the crowd and that's it.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Back to Sean Mooney and we are talking about Survivor Series again. High Energy says that the Headshrinkers have never seen anything like them before. Martel says that Tatanka will get his first loss Wednesday night. Tatanka says he will take back his eagle feathers back.
Heenan says that this will be the Perfect pay-per-view here Wednesday as Perfect will be gone. Vince says we may see the Perfect funeral, which sounds like a good selling point for parents on the fence about ordering it for their children. We go back to Undertaker's workshop to unveil Kamala's casket, which Undertaker comes out of and basically says that he is going to murder Kamala on live TV.
This was basically Superstars last gasp hype show before Wednesday night. I would have liked to have seen a little bit more impressive match in the opener, as that could have been fun. Other than that, they were in scramble mode trying to figure out what to do about old reliable Ultimate Warrior. The Mr. Perfect turn made no sense and didn't ultimately lead to much after this for him. This wasn't a horrible show, but there were a few too many interviews.
Overall Rating: 41%
Hullman Center
Terre Haute, Indiana
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WWF Championship Match
Virgil vs. Bret Hart
We are getting a rare WWF Championship match here on Superstars. In typical Hitman fashion, he gives Virgil a fair amount of offense, including one of the weaker monkey flips I have seen. Virgil misses a crossbody off the second rope and Hart immediately puts him in the Sharpshooter for the victory. If they were going to let Virgil get that much offense, it would have probably been better had it been a little bit longer. They shake after the match.
Match Rating: * (out of 5)
Mean Gene is here with the biggest update in recent history. Ultimate Warrior is out of the main event of the Survivor Series. They show a clip from Prime Time of Randy Savage saying Mr. Perfect is going to be his partner, as Bobby Heenan and Perfect laugh it off. We then get another interview of Savage saying he doesn't like Perfect, but he is the best partner. This turn really makes no sense, but I guess we're going for it.
Back to the arena and Heenan is furious about the news.
Todd Becker vs. Yokozuna
Vince and Heenan continue to talk about the Perfect news. Meanwhile, Yokozuna continues to impress at his much lighter weight here. The dude was incredibly agile for this era at that size. Another impressive squash here. The rocket would be strapped soon.
Match Rating: 1/4*
It's time to go to the Event Center with Sean Mooney. Yokozuna has signed an open contract for Survivor Series. The Natural Disasters and Nasty Boys do a lot of yelling while Typhoon just bobs his head like the Red Rooster. Kamala and his crew talk about the big casket match.
Now we get an Update with Lord Alfred Hayes. They show highlights of the Intercontinental match from Saturday Night's Main Event. They then show Bret Hart vs. Papa Shango. Then they show the interview of Bret and Shawn from SNME. Alfred was not good at this job at all.
Steve Walker & Mike Kramer vs. Natural Disasters
I can't even imagine wrestling Twitter during this era. The amount that has changed in the past few weeks is pretty crazy. Vince makes mention of the Survivor Series Showdown for the first time. The big guys destroy the poor jobbers, who are a bit bigger than your run of the mill jobbers.
Match Rating: 1/4*
We are in full hype mode today and it's now Survivor Series Report time. He talks about the big tag team match. Razor says nothing has changed, but Flair is furious and is a total maniac here. Nailz says it is his turn for revenge and Boss Man tells Nailz he will serve hard time. A new match is announce between High Energy and the Headshrinkers. We get a second Harvey Wippleman interview for some reason and he says this will be Undertakers last coffin match.
Bam Bam Bigelow says he will make his debut next week.
Barry Horowitz vs. Lance Cassidy
Cassidy's cup of coffee continues here. Doink is out again with a hammer. Cassidy never had a chance to make it here. He gets pretty aggressive with a series of kicks to the chest and then hits a clothesline off the top rope. Doink is shown again in the crowd and that's it.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Back to Sean Mooney and we are talking about Survivor Series again. High Energy says that the Headshrinkers have never seen anything like them before. Martel says that Tatanka will get his first loss Wednesday night. Tatanka says he will take back his eagle feathers back.
Heenan says that this will be the Perfect pay-per-view here Wednesday as Perfect will be gone. Vince says we may see the Perfect funeral, which sounds like a good selling point for parents on the fence about ordering it for their children. We go back to Undertaker's workshop to unveil Kamala's casket, which Undertaker comes out of and basically says that he is going to murder Kamala on live TV.
This was basically Superstars last gasp hype show before Wednesday night. I would have liked to have seen a little bit more impressive match in the opener, as that could have been fun. Other than that, they were in scramble mode trying to figure out what to do about old reliable Ultimate Warrior. The Mr. Perfect turn made no sense and didn't ultimately lead to much after this for him. This wasn't a horrible show, but there were a few too many interviews.
Overall Rating: 41%
Monday, December 9, 2019
SmackDown 6-2-05 Review
Original Airdate: Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
Rexall Place
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Carlito's Cabana kicks off the show this week. He makes fun of the crowd and then introduces John Cena. Of course Cena makes fun of Matt Morgan's stutter and then compares him to Michael Cole. An almost 15 minute segment for Cena to announce that he and Big Show will take on Carltio and Morgan tonight.
Teddy Long is on the phone when Booker walks in with Sharmell. He does not want Sharmell taking on Kurt Angle tonight. Teddy says there is nothing he can do about it. Teddy tells him that it will now be Angle vs. Sharmell and Booker.
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
15 Minute Iron Man Match
MNM vs. Charlie Haas & Hardcore Holly
After getting to watch the MNM entrance a few times now for the first time in years, it really was kind of lame with the exception of the paparazzi. It felt very unnatural for both Morrison and Mercury with their mannerisms. Regardless, I'm looking forward to this one, as I enjoyed both of their other matches so far. Calling a 15 minute match an Iron Man Match is kind of silly though. Holly took great pride in making sure he could chop Mercury as hard as he could. Holly has Mercury up for the Alabama Slam, but Morrison superkicks him and Mercury reverses it into a pinfall for the early 1-0 lead. Creative spot there. They do a commercial break and it takes 3 minutes out of the match and we miss a pinfall. IT IS A TAPED SHOW. Haas hits a nice dive over the top rope to the floor during the break, but then he got thrown into the ring post and they barely even mention how they got the second fall. Haas gets a pinfall and now it's 2-1 around the 5 minute mark. Down to about 2 minutes and Holly gets a hot tag. He slingshots Morrison over the top rope and a dropkick to Mercury gets a nearfall. Holly goes up top, but is knocked down by Nitro. MNM goes for the Snapshot, but Haas spears Morrison and then Holly hits the Alabama Slam on Mercury. Melina runs in and gets on top of Mercury to block the pin by Holly and time has expired. It's really a shame that they chose to eliminate about 3 minutes of the match, let alone the pinfall. With the exception of that, this was another good match in their series.
Match Rating: ***1/4 (out of 5)
We get a recap of the Eddie Guerrero/Rey Mysterio saga.
Kurt Angle is out and confronts Tazz about not doing commentary during his match last week. They show a clip of Angle's appearance in ECW with Tazz. He offers Tazz a chance to join him and end ECW.
Kurt Angle vs. Booker T & Sharmell
Booker T is obviously fired up, but Angle quickly counters it and knocks Booker T out. He goes right for Sharmell and sets her up for a powerbomb, which leads to some gyrations. Booker attacks him from behind and hits the Book End. Booker hits some chops and right hands, but Angle goes right into three German suplexes and gets a 2 count. Sharmell jumps on Angle's back, but he counters and puts her in a hold and this angle is just absolute garbage. Angle hits an Angle Slam on Booker and gets a 2 count. Sharmell starts slapping angle and attempts to kick him, but Kurt puts him in an Ankle Lock. Booker makes the save with a kick to the face. Booker misses with the Scissor Kick and Angle pushes Booker into Sharmell and she is out. Booker hits a superkick on Angle and goes and checks on Sharmell. Angle drills Booker with a chair twice and then pins Sharmell for the victory. He lays on top of her after the victory, but Booker chases him away with a chair. I still can't believe that these guys agreed to this.The match was actually pretty entertaining for the type of match, but the angle just leaves the most awful taste in your mouth.
Match Rating: **1/4
They show a John Cena hype video.
Heidenreich vs. Devon Nicholson
Heidenreich picks a young girl out of the crowd to be his friend. Nicholson isn't your usual looking jobber, but Heidenreich still destroys him anyways. I don't know how, but this is more over than I ever remember it being. This is such a strange time.
Match Rating: 1/4*
The Divas are in the back talking and in walks Mark Jindrak. They talk about the draft and then he makes fun of them and they throw stuff at him. Awesome television.
Nunzio vs. JBL
JBL says that he is not wearing a cowboy hat is because of the stitches and injuries he suffered and blames it on ECW for making wrestling no longer a pure sport. He then calls Paul Heyman a liar and makes fun of him for living in his mom's basement. He then says that this match will last about as long as ECW and says he will make it an ECW Rules match. Nunzio agrees and is immediately is hit with a boot to the face. Nunzio goes under the ring and comes out the other side with a kendo stick and nails JBL in the head with it. Nunzio takes out the Cabinet with it, but JBL hits him with a Clothesline From Hell and then takes a kendo stick to the skull and that is all. It was a spirited squash.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Booker is backstage with Teddy Long. He wants a match with Angle and Long tells him that as long as they are both still on SmackDown, they will have a match next week.
John Cena & Big Show vs. Carlito & Matt Morgan
Big Show tosses Carlito over the top rope and on to Morgan as we head into the commercial break. Back from commercial and we have missed nothing. We miss a pinfall on the tag match, but nothing in this inconsequential match, okey dokey. Cena is in and body slams Morgan. Big Show hits a side slam on Morgan and begins to sell the injured ribs. The heels take the advantage as the result and Morgan goes to work on the ribs. Morgan puts him in the Bear Hug, my favorite move. Show battles out and tries to put Carlito in the Chokeslam, but Morgan pushes him away, right into Cena for the tag. Cena comes in and takes control. Five Knuckle Shuffle and the FU finishes off Carlito. Pretty standard TV main event there.
Match Rating: **
Well, the Angle/Booker storyline continues to be a complete embarrassment and it appears it is going to continue next week. However, it was nice to see a 15 minute segment for the tag titles and the squashes were kept short. Not a great show, but far from a bad one.
Match Rating: 58%
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Carlito's Cabana kicks off the show this week. He makes fun of the crowd and then introduces John Cena. Of course Cena makes fun of Matt Morgan's stutter and then compares him to Michael Cole. An almost 15 minute segment for Cena to announce that he and Big Show will take on Carltio and Morgan tonight.
Teddy Long is on the phone when Booker walks in with Sharmell. He does not want Sharmell taking on Kurt Angle tonight. Teddy says there is nothing he can do about it. Teddy tells him that it will now be Angle vs. Sharmell and Booker.
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
15 Minute Iron Man Match
MNM vs. Charlie Haas & Hardcore Holly
After getting to watch the MNM entrance a few times now for the first time in years, it really was kind of lame with the exception of the paparazzi. It felt very unnatural for both Morrison and Mercury with their mannerisms. Regardless, I'm looking forward to this one, as I enjoyed both of their other matches so far. Calling a 15 minute match an Iron Man Match is kind of silly though. Holly took great pride in making sure he could chop Mercury as hard as he could. Holly has Mercury up for the Alabama Slam, but Morrison superkicks him and Mercury reverses it into a pinfall for the early 1-0 lead. Creative spot there. They do a commercial break and it takes 3 minutes out of the match and we miss a pinfall. IT IS A TAPED SHOW. Haas hits a nice dive over the top rope to the floor during the break, but then he got thrown into the ring post and they barely even mention how they got the second fall. Haas gets a pinfall and now it's 2-1 around the 5 minute mark. Down to about 2 minutes and Holly gets a hot tag. He slingshots Morrison over the top rope and a dropkick to Mercury gets a nearfall. Holly goes up top, but is knocked down by Nitro. MNM goes for the Snapshot, but Haas spears Morrison and then Holly hits the Alabama Slam on Mercury. Melina runs in and gets on top of Mercury to block the pin by Holly and time has expired. It's really a shame that they chose to eliminate about 3 minutes of the match, let alone the pinfall. With the exception of that, this was another good match in their series.
Match Rating: ***1/4 (out of 5)
We get a recap of the Eddie Guerrero/Rey Mysterio saga.
Kurt Angle is out and confronts Tazz about not doing commentary during his match last week. They show a clip of Angle's appearance in ECW with Tazz. He offers Tazz a chance to join him and end ECW.
Kurt Angle vs. Booker T & Sharmell
Booker T is obviously fired up, but Angle quickly counters it and knocks Booker T out. He goes right for Sharmell and sets her up for a powerbomb, which leads to some gyrations. Booker attacks him from behind and hits the Book End. Booker hits some chops and right hands, but Angle goes right into three German suplexes and gets a 2 count. Sharmell jumps on Angle's back, but he counters and puts her in a hold and this angle is just absolute garbage. Angle hits an Angle Slam on Booker and gets a 2 count. Sharmell starts slapping angle and attempts to kick him, but Kurt puts him in an Ankle Lock. Booker makes the save with a kick to the face. Booker misses with the Scissor Kick and Angle pushes Booker into Sharmell and she is out. Booker hits a superkick on Angle and goes and checks on Sharmell. Angle drills Booker with a chair twice and then pins Sharmell for the victory. He lays on top of her after the victory, but Booker chases him away with a chair. I still can't believe that these guys agreed to this.The match was actually pretty entertaining for the type of match, but the angle just leaves the most awful taste in your mouth.
Match Rating: **1/4
They show a John Cena hype video.
Heidenreich vs. Devon Nicholson
Heidenreich picks a young girl out of the crowd to be his friend. Nicholson isn't your usual looking jobber, but Heidenreich still destroys him anyways. I don't know how, but this is more over than I ever remember it being. This is such a strange time.
Match Rating: 1/4*
The Divas are in the back talking and in walks Mark Jindrak. They talk about the draft and then he makes fun of them and they throw stuff at him. Awesome television.
Nunzio vs. JBL
JBL says that he is not wearing a cowboy hat is because of the stitches and injuries he suffered and blames it on ECW for making wrestling no longer a pure sport. He then calls Paul Heyman a liar and makes fun of him for living in his mom's basement. He then says that this match will last about as long as ECW and says he will make it an ECW Rules match. Nunzio agrees and is immediately is hit with a boot to the face. Nunzio goes under the ring and comes out the other side with a kendo stick and nails JBL in the head with it. Nunzio takes out the Cabinet with it, but JBL hits him with a Clothesline From Hell and then takes a kendo stick to the skull and that is all. It was a spirited squash.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Booker is backstage with Teddy Long. He wants a match with Angle and Long tells him that as long as they are both still on SmackDown, they will have a match next week.
John Cena & Big Show vs. Carlito & Matt Morgan
Big Show tosses Carlito over the top rope and on to Morgan as we head into the commercial break. Back from commercial and we have missed nothing. We miss a pinfall on the tag match, but nothing in this inconsequential match, okey dokey. Cena is in and body slams Morgan. Big Show hits a side slam on Morgan and begins to sell the injured ribs. The heels take the advantage as the result and Morgan goes to work on the ribs. Morgan puts him in the Bear Hug, my favorite move. Show battles out and tries to put Carlito in the Chokeslam, but Morgan pushes him away, right into Cena for the tag. Cena comes in and takes control. Five Knuckle Shuffle and the FU finishes off Carlito. Pretty standard TV main event there.
Match Rating: **
Well, the Angle/Booker storyline continues to be a complete embarrassment and it appears it is going to continue next week. However, it was nice to see a 15 minute segment for the tag titles and the squashes were kept short. Not a great show, but far from a bad one.
Match Rating: 58%
Wednesday, December 4, 2019
Monday Night Raw 5-30-05 Review
Monday, May 30th, 2005
Pengrowth Saddledome
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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They dedicate this edition of Raw to the veterans.
They kick off the show with Jerry Lawler in the ring saying there will be a Raw swimsuit competition. Christy Hemme, Candice Michelle, Maria, Victoria and Lilian Garcia are the competitors. Lilian is up first and out comes Viscera in a suit. He picks up Lilian and takes her to the back. The other four show off their bikinis and Jerry Lawler picks Christy to win. What an honor. Candice and Maria celebrate with her, while Victoria decides to attack them and absolutely drills Maria with a kick to the face. She finishes it off with a low blow to Lawler and a Widow's Peak to Christy. We are 14 minutes into the show and this is all we have to show for it.
After the break, we get an interview with Victoria. She is sick of Christy and she says that everything she's achieved should have been hers.
World Tag Team Championship Match
Rosey & The Hurricane vs. The Heart Throbs
Stacy is out with the champions in her superhero gear. The Heart Throbs take the early advantage and the crowd shows their interest by chanting "Stacy's hot". Hot tag to Rosey, he quickly destroys the Throbs and Hurricane hits the splash off of Rosey's shoulders and gets the victory. The Raw tag division was not treated seriously, so this match felt like nothing.
Match Rating: * (out of 5)
We get a recap of Batista's troubles from last week's show. Bischoff then informs Batista that Triple H is not here tonight. Batista accepts the challenge of a Hell In A Cell match and that he wants Triple H here next week. In walk Muhammad Hassan and Daivari, who point out that Triple H has lost to Batista twice and that he is undefeated. Batista gets in his face and Bischoff makes the match for tonight.
Intercontinental Championship Match
Shelton Benjamin vs. Robert Conway vs. Sylvain Grenier
The La Resistance members quickly begin to disagree and fight over who gets to do what to Benjamin. Shelton is able to fight back until Grenier sets Shelton up for a double team move and they fight over who gets to pin Shelton. This leads to them getting physical with each other. Shelton knocks Grenier to the outside and hits a crossbody from the top, but Grenier breaks up the pin attempt. La Resistance again starts to go at it with one another. Shelton is able to slip in and hit the T-Bone suplex and get the victory. I have to say I was surprised the crowd was in this one as much as they were, but a good win for Shelton.
Match Rating: **
Highlight Reel time and Chris Jericho's guests tonight are Kane and Lita. Jericho announces that next week he will be interviewing the first draft pick from SmackDown. Jericho is pretty much full blown heel now here, asking what it was like to be cheated on and how he has never been dumped by a woman before. Jericho then makes a Blockbuster Video reference, making me feel even older now for watching this. Edge pops up on the Titan Tron. He says that he won't put his woman in harms way, like Kane would. Lita comes on and says that she is filing for divorce and makes fun of him for being sweaty and lacking skills. She takes her ring and flushes it down a toilet. They make out while Kane looks depressed.
Eric Bischoff is out by JR and Lawler. He talks about his crusade against ECW and that the reason he is allowing the tables match tonight, he is just trying to prove that he can out-ECW ECW. Benoit will take on one of the people against ECW, Edge.
Tables Match
Edge vs. Chris Benoit
Benoit is obviously over here, being that it's in Calgary. The "You screwed Matt" chants continue. Edge attempts to pull a table out from under the ring, but Benoit hits him with a suicide dive. Edge tries to bring a table in again and this time is greeted with a baseball slide into the table. They duel on the apron in front of the table, but Benoit ends up suplexing Edge inside the ring. Benoit brings out another table and puts this one in the ring. Benoit superplexes him, but Lita moves the table out of the way to save the match for Edge. Edge grabs the briefcase from Lita, but Benoit hits him with three German suplexes. Edge sets Benoit up on the table and goes up top, but Lita pushes him off. Bischoff leaves the booth and out come Tomko and Maven to attack Benoit. Bischoff now calls out Snitsky and he hits Benoit with a big boot to the face. Lawler claims that there's nothing more extreme than Snitsky. Edge then powerbombs Benoit through a table and wins the match. Edge is bleeding from the mouth and you can see Lita shoot him down. The match was to continue the Bischoff against ECW angle and to continue to get Edge over as a top heel. It did both of that and the action was solid.
Match Rating: **3/4
They show a recap of last week between Triple H, Batista and Ric Flair. We get Triple H via satellite at the WWE TV Studios. He puts over Hell In A Cell as the most violent match in this industry and says that he has made a career of ending people in Hell In A Cell. He names Kevin Nash and Mick Foley.
Chris Masters is out for the Master Lock Challenge and offers $10,000 to anyone who can break it tonight. Instead of challenging the fans, he is challenging anyone in the locker room. Out comes Val Venis in 2005. A lucky man in the crowd catches his towel. Val surprisingly isn't really that much smaller than Masters. Masters takes a cheap shot on Venis and then slaps on the Master Lock. Val is doing everything he can to break the lock, including pushing off the turnbuckles, but eventually it's just too much. That was easily the most entertaining Master Lock Challenge.
Out comes Christian to a solid pop. He talks about the SmackDown roster, including ripping on Cena. He says that they are lacking a Canadian, which I think is actually accurate. He says that if is drafted to SmackDown, they will get an injection of the 3 C's. Charisma, Canada and Christian. That was a solid little promo there by Christian, even if it sort of telegraphed what would happen.
Next week we are getting a contract signing between Triple H and Batista and the Highlight Reel with the first draft pick.
Muhammad Hassan vs. Batista
Hassan tries to surprise Batista, but he gets nailed with an elbow. Batista is wearing a bandage on his head to sell the attack from last week. Hassan hits a DDT after a distraction from Daivari. This is an interesting test for these two, as they usually have a ring general in there with them to bring out the best of them. The result so far is a match that feels heavily scripted. Daivari gets involved again and is busted open. I have to say, I wasn't expecting a blade job in this match. Batista is repeatedly stomping Hassan in the face. He continues to stick his knee in his face and won't back off and is disqualified as a result. That felt really flat. Batista continues his attack and starts slamming Hassan's face into the concrete outside of the ring. He then hits Hassan with a chair shot to the head. Hassan is now busted open and Skinner is out to try and stop him. Batista hits Batista Bombs on both of them. Batista celebrates as we go off the air. Not a great match there and I'm not sure the ending was quite as effective as they were hoping.
Match Rating: 1/2*
That was a middle of the road episode. The main event was evidence that Batista wasn't quite ready to carry a lesser opponent yet (he'd get there) and the Victoria heel turn segment was way longer than it needed to be. The tables match was solid, even if they were capable of better and Christian shined in his short segment. Other than that, it was pretty uneventful as we continue to (kind of) promote One Night Stand.
Overall Rating: 49%
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They dedicate this edition of Raw to the veterans.
They kick off the show with Jerry Lawler in the ring saying there will be a Raw swimsuit competition. Christy Hemme, Candice Michelle, Maria, Victoria and Lilian Garcia are the competitors. Lilian is up first and out comes Viscera in a suit. He picks up Lilian and takes her to the back. The other four show off their bikinis and Jerry Lawler picks Christy to win. What an honor. Candice and Maria celebrate with her, while Victoria decides to attack them and absolutely drills Maria with a kick to the face. She finishes it off with a low blow to Lawler and a Widow's Peak to Christy. We are 14 minutes into the show and this is all we have to show for it.
After the break, we get an interview with Victoria. She is sick of Christy and she says that everything she's achieved should have been hers.
World Tag Team Championship Match
Rosey & The Hurricane vs. The Heart Throbs
Stacy is out with the champions in her superhero gear. The Heart Throbs take the early advantage and the crowd shows their interest by chanting "Stacy's hot". Hot tag to Rosey, he quickly destroys the Throbs and Hurricane hits the splash off of Rosey's shoulders and gets the victory. The Raw tag division was not treated seriously, so this match felt like nothing.
Match Rating: * (out of 5)
We get a recap of Batista's troubles from last week's show. Bischoff then informs Batista that Triple H is not here tonight. Batista accepts the challenge of a Hell In A Cell match and that he wants Triple H here next week. In walk Muhammad Hassan and Daivari, who point out that Triple H has lost to Batista twice and that he is undefeated. Batista gets in his face and Bischoff makes the match for tonight.
Intercontinental Championship Match
Shelton Benjamin vs. Robert Conway vs. Sylvain Grenier
The La Resistance members quickly begin to disagree and fight over who gets to do what to Benjamin. Shelton is able to fight back until Grenier sets Shelton up for a double team move and they fight over who gets to pin Shelton. This leads to them getting physical with each other. Shelton knocks Grenier to the outside and hits a crossbody from the top, but Grenier breaks up the pin attempt. La Resistance again starts to go at it with one another. Shelton is able to slip in and hit the T-Bone suplex and get the victory. I have to say I was surprised the crowd was in this one as much as they were, but a good win for Shelton.
Match Rating: **
Highlight Reel time and Chris Jericho's guests tonight are Kane and Lita. Jericho announces that next week he will be interviewing the first draft pick from SmackDown. Jericho is pretty much full blown heel now here, asking what it was like to be cheated on and how he has never been dumped by a woman before. Jericho then makes a Blockbuster Video reference, making me feel even older now for watching this. Edge pops up on the Titan Tron. He says that he won't put his woman in harms way, like Kane would. Lita comes on and says that she is filing for divorce and makes fun of him for being sweaty and lacking skills. She takes her ring and flushes it down a toilet. They make out while Kane looks depressed.
Eric Bischoff is out by JR and Lawler. He talks about his crusade against ECW and that the reason he is allowing the tables match tonight, he is just trying to prove that he can out-ECW ECW. Benoit will take on one of the people against ECW, Edge.
Tables Match
Edge vs. Chris Benoit
Benoit is obviously over here, being that it's in Calgary. The "You screwed Matt" chants continue. Edge attempts to pull a table out from under the ring, but Benoit hits him with a suicide dive. Edge tries to bring a table in again and this time is greeted with a baseball slide into the table. They duel on the apron in front of the table, but Benoit ends up suplexing Edge inside the ring. Benoit brings out another table and puts this one in the ring. Benoit superplexes him, but Lita moves the table out of the way to save the match for Edge. Edge grabs the briefcase from Lita, but Benoit hits him with three German suplexes. Edge sets Benoit up on the table and goes up top, but Lita pushes him off. Bischoff leaves the booth and out come Tomko and Maven to attack Benoit. Bischoff now calls out Snitsky and he hits Benoit with a big boot to the face. Lawler claims that there's nothing more extreme than Snitsky. Edge then powerbombs Benoit through a table and wins the match. Edge is bleeding from the mouth and you can see Lita shoot him down. The match was to continue the Bischoff against ECW angle and to continue to get Edge over as a top heel. It did both of that and the action was solid.
Match Rating: **3/4
They show a recap of last week between Triple H, Batista and Ric Flair. We get Triple H via satellite at the WWE TV Studios. He puts over Hell In A Cell as the most violent match in this industry and says that he has made a career of ending people in Hell In A Cell. He names Kevin Nash and Mick Foley.
Chris Masters is out for the Master Lock Challenge and offers $10,000 to anyone who can break it tonight. Instead of challenging the fans, he is challenging anyone in the locker room. Out comes Val Venis in 2005. A lucky man in the crowd catches his towel. Val surprisingly isn't really that much smaller than Masters. Masters takes a cheap shot on Venis and then slaps on the Master Lock. Val is doing everything he can to break the lock, including pushing off the turnbuckles, but eventually it's just too much. That was easily the most entertaining Master Lock Challenge.
Out comes Christian to a solid pop. He talks about the SmackDown roster, including ripping on Cena. He says that they are lacking a Canadian, which I think is actually accurate. He says that if is drafted to SmackDown, they will get an injection of the 3 C's. Charisma, Canada and Christian. That was a solid little promo there by Christian, even if it sort of telegraphed what would happen.
Next week we are getting a contract signing between Triple H and Batista and the Highlight Reel with the first draft pick.
Muhammad Hassan vs. Batista
Hassan tries to surprise Batista, but he gets nailed with an elbow. Batista is wearing a bandage on his head to sell the attack from last week. Hassan hits a DDT after a distraction from Daivari. This is an interesting test for these two, as they usually have a ring general in there with them to bring out the best of them. The result so far is a match that feels heavily scripted. Daivari gets involved again and is busted open. I have to say, I wasn't expecting a blade job in this match. Batista is repeatedly stomping Hassan in the face. He continues to stick his knee in his face and won't back off and is disqualified as a result. That felt really flat. Batista continues his attack and starts slamming Hassan's face into the concrete outside of the ring. He then hits Hassan with a chair shot to the head. Hassan is now busted open and Skinner is out to try and stop him. Batista hits Batista Bombs on both of them. Batista celebrates as we go off the air. Not a great match there and I'm not sure the ending was quite as effective as they were hoping.
Match Rating: 1/2*
That was a middle of the road episode. The main event was evidence that Batista wasn't quite ready to carry a lesser opponent yet (he'd get there) and the Victoria heel turn segment was way longer than it needed to be. The tables match was solid, even if they were capable of better and Christian shined in his short segment. Other than that, it was pretty uneventful as we continue to (kind of) promote One Night Stand.
Overall Rating: 49%
Monday, December 2, 2019
NXT 1-23-13 Review
Original Airdate: Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013
Full Sail University
Winter Park, Florida
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Shawn Michaels is in the ring to start things off. He announces a tournament to crown the first NXT Tag Team Championships.
Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
The Wyatt Family vs. Yoshi Tatsu & Percy Watson
Yoshi's music is always good for a laugh. They get a little bit of offense on Rowan until he catches Yoshi and hits a backbreaker. Bray Wyatt is watching in the rocking chair from the ramp. The Wyatt's cut the ring in half, but Yoshi makes the hot tag to Watson. It doesn't last long, as Harper hits a clothesline and gets the pin. This is about as uninspired tag team match as you will ever see.
Match Rating: 1/4* (out of 5)
Dusty Rhodes tells Alex Riley and Derrick Bateman that they will be fighting Leo Kruger and Kassius Ohno in the tournament next week. Corey Graves comes in complaining that he won't be in the tournament and then Riley steps up to him and calls him a circus boy. Dusty tells Graves that no one wanted to be his partner, including Jake Carter. He then says they should have a match tonight.
Alicia Fox vs. Sasha Banks
Sasha is in full smile and wave babyface mode here. Fox has the rare ability to make every match look like it's her first match. It's funny that in 2013 they had to say without any irony that Alicia Fox was one of the best women on the roster. Sasha hits some of her now signature moves. Sasha counters the body slam and gets the quick victory. The announcers telegraphed this finish and then didn't even really sell it afterwards. Sasha looked good though.
Match Rating: 1/2*
They show a Paige promo.
Renee Young alert! Her first ever interview is Aksana, who says 2013 is going to be her year. I bet it won't be.
Jake Carter vs. Corey Graves
One of the worst quirks that WWE has is acknowledging when someone is the son or daughter of a famous wrestler, but still pretending that they have a different last name for some reason. Back and forth they go. Graves out of nowhere hits a shoulder to the knee of Carter and puts him in the 13th Step for the submission victory. This was another match with no heat at all. After the match, Graves grabs the mic and says that he was screwed out of a rematch for the NXT Championship and then he's not allowed in the tag team tournament. Since he can't be in the tournament, he's declaring anarchy on NXT.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Bo Dallas and Michael McGillicutty are backstage and Bo asks him why he helped him. McGillicutty says it's a new year and a new him. They shake hands. Absolutely fabulous TV here.
Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
3MB vs. Adrian Neville & Oliver Grey
McIntyre and Slater are representing 3MB. It's amazing how much more intimidating McIntyre is in 2019 than he is here. It only takes about 30 seconds for Neville to show how talented he is. Neville does a somersault dive over the top rope which is kind of ruined because McIntyre just stood there and watched him do it. It really never made sense that McIntyre was in 3MB. Slater hits a big kick and gets a 2 count. The ref is getting out the gloves, so we must have a little bit of blood. Hot tag to Neville. Neville goes up top hits the Red Arrow and that's enough to win the match and bring the crowd to their feet. That was about as good of a match as we get on NXT in this time period.
Match Rating: **1/2
Axl Keegan vs. Big E Langston
Not that it matters, but this is a non-title match. Keegan is a big guy, so it doesn't look like your typical squash. But don't worry, it still is. Within 30 seconds he hits the Big Ending and gets the 3 count. Of course, Big E wants 5. He puts him up for the Big Ending again, but the lights go out and Konnor goes on the big screen and says that in two weeks he'll show Big E about the 5 count. Big E still hits the Big Ending and counts to 5. The crowd wants more and he gives it to him
Match Rating: 1/4*
Much like Superstars, all I ask for is one good match on each episode and this one did that. However, the rest of the show was pretty ho hum. There just isn't enough star power to the show yet and just too few wrestlers that show any real promise. The good thing is Sasha and Neville are both about to become mainstays and that can only improve the overall quality.
Overall Rating: 49%
Full Sail University
Winter Park, Florida
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Shawn Michaels is in the ring to start things off. He announces a tournament to crown the first NXT Tag Team Championships.
Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
The Wyatt Family vs. Yoshi Tatsu & Percy Watson
Yoshi's music is always good for a laugh. They get a little bit of offense on Rowan until he catches Yoshi and hits a backbreaker. Bray Wyatt is watching in the rocking chair from the ramp. The Wyatt's cut the ring in half, but Yoshi makes the hot tag to Watson. It doesn't last long, as Harper hits a clothesline and gets the pin. This is about as uninspired tag team match as you will ever see.
Match Rating: 1/4* (out of 5)
Dusty Rhodes tells Alex Riley and Derrick Bateman that they will be fighting Leo Kruger and Kassius Ohno in the tournament next week. Corey Graves comes in complaining that he won't be in the tournament and then Riley steps up to him and calls him a circus boy. Dusty tells Graves that no one wanted to be his partner, including Jake Carter. He then says they should have a match tonight.
Alicia Fox vs. Sasha Banks
Sasha is in full smile and wave babyface mode here. Fox has the rare ability to make every match look like it's her first match. It's funny that in 2013 they had to say without any irony that Alicia Fox was one of the best women on the roster. Sasha hits some of her now signature moves. Sasha counters the body slam and gets the quick victory. The announcers telegraphed this finish and then didn't even really sell it afterwards. Sasha looked good though.
Match Rating: 1/2*
They show a Paige promo.
Renee Young alert! Her first ever interview is Aksana, who says 2013 is going to be her year. I bet it won't be.
Jake Carter vs. Corey Graves
One of the worst quirks that WWE has is acknowledging when someone is the son or daughter of a famous wrestler, but still pretending that they have a different last name for some reason. Back and forth they go. Graves out of nowhere hits a shoulder to the knee of Carter and puts him in the 13th Step for the submission victory. This was another match with no heat at all. After the match, Graves grabs the mic and says that he was screwed out of a rematch for the NXT Championship and then he's not allowed in the tag team tournament. Since he can't be in the tournament, he's declaring anarchy on NXT.
Match Rating: 1/2*
Bo Dallas and Michael McGillicutty are backstage and Bo asks him why he helped him. McGillicutty says it's a new year and a new him. They shake hands. Absolutely fabulous TV here.
Tag Team Championship Tournament First Round Match
3MB vs. Adrian Neville & Oliver Grey
McIntyre and Slater are representing 3MB. It's amazing how much more intimidating McIntyre is in 2019 than he is here. It only takes about 30 seconds for Neville to show how talented he is. Neville does a somersault dive over the top rope which is kind of ruined because McIntyre just stood there and watched him do it. It really never made sense that McIntyre was in 3MB. Slater hits a big kick and gets a 2 count. The ref is getting out the gloves, so we must have a little bit of blood. Hot tag to Neville. Neville goes up top hits the Red Arrow and that's enough to win the match and bring the crowd to their feet. That was about as good of a match as we get on NXT in this time period.
Match Rating: **1/2
Axl Keegan vs. Big E Langston
Not that it matters, but this is a non-title match. Keegan is a big guy, so it doesn't look like your typical squash. But don't worry, it still is. Within 30 seconds he hits the Big Ending and gets the 3 count. Of course, Big E wants 5. He puts him up for the Big Ending again, but the lights go out and Konnor goes on the big screen and says that in two weeks he'll show Big E about the 5 count. Big E still hits the Big Ending and counts to 5. The crowd wants more and he gives it to him
Match Rating: 1/4*
Much like Superstars, all I ask for is one good match on each episode and this one did that. However, the rest of the show was pretty ho hum. There just isn't enough star power to the show yet and just too few wrestlers that show any real promise. The good thing is Sasha and Neville are both about to become mainstays and that can only improve the overall quality.
Overall Rating: 49%
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