Monday, April 7th, 1986
Nassau Coliseum
Uniondale, New York
Rosemont Horizon
Rosemont, Illinois
Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena
Los Angeles, California
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Off The Grid, Volume 33:
Vince McMahon is here to kick things off and introduces Susan St. James before bringing out Ray Charles to sing "America the Beautiful". Why was this show on a Monday? I guess that question is just as valid as why was this show at three arenas?
We go to Mean Gene, who is in Chicago where they are waiting for their portion of the show to start. He sends it back to Roddy Piper in New York. Piper cuts kind of a weird promo and says he would quit everything if Mr. T can knock him out. Not his best work.
Don Muraco vs. Paul Orndorff
This feels like it should be a bigger deal. Orndorff does get a nice ovation for his intro. We get a weird camera angle to start off while we listen to both guys talk over with pre-recorded comments. Orndorff gets off to the hot start with a body slam and a back body drop. We have Vince McMahon and Susan St. James as the announcers for the New York portion. Orndorff goes to work on the left arm of Muraco. Muraco tries to slow down the momentum and grabs Orndorff and they tumble to the outside. They are quickly counted out in what would be about a 3 count in modern wrestling. What a stupid way to open a show and the crowd agrees. I mean this didn't even get the opportunity to be a good match. If you're going to do that finish, why wouldn't you give them a few minutes to build to it?
Match Rating: 1/2*
Mr. T says that his fists are going to do the talking tonight.
Intercontinental Championship Match
George Steele vs. Randy Savage
It's weird how briskly Elizabeth is kind of forced to walk to the ring. We get a lot of stalling to start until Steele takes a bite out of Savage's leg. Steele gets distracted by Elizabeth and ends up being tied up in the ropes. Savage hits a sloppy top rope dive, but Steele kicks out and sends Savage flying. Steele is almost 49 years old here. I have to say, I didn't realize Savage was already in his mid-30s here. Savage uses some flowers to smack Steele in the face with. They obviously have no effect and Steele quickly fights back. Steele bites open a turnbuckle and shoves the foam in Savage's face. Steele is again is distracted by his love for Elizabeth and Savage hits a top rope ax handle to the floor. Back in the ring, Savage hits the elbow drop, but Steele kicks out. Steele gets in control of the match, but loses control of his actions and the ref steps in. Savage trips him up and puts his feet on the ropes for the cheap victory. This was a little bit better than I remembered it being, but nowhere near anything good.
Match Rating: *
We go back to Gene in Chicago and he's with Big John Studd and Bill Fralic. They almost get into before we go back to New York.
George Wells vs. Jake Roberts
You can tell this won't be very long, as you can tell they are trying to cram in a lot here. Wells gets the better of Jake and hits a headscissors. Wells hits a powerslam and gets a 2 count. We get kind of a weird dead spot and then Jake hits a DDT out of nowhere. They were actually having a decent little match and then it just sort of died. Jake opens up the bag and brings out the python.
Match Rating: 3/4*
After some highlights of T/Piper, Vince kicks it out to Jesse Ventura in Los Angeles with Hulk Hogan. Nothing special here.
Howard Finkel brings out Joan Rivers as our guest ring announcer. She introduces the judges for the match and they are Darryl Dawkins, Cab Calloway and G. Gordon Levy. She then brings out the guest timekeeper...Herb.
Boxing Match
Roddy Piper vs. Mr. T
There's a reason that no one talks about this match and it's for the better. I really don't know how to recap a fake boxing match that has minimal action. Not one interesting thing happened in round 1 and the crowd is mostly silent for it. After the bell rings, they have to be broken up. In round 2, Piper is able to unload and knocks Mr. T off his feet. Mr. T once again falls to his knees just as the bell rings to end the round. In between, Bob Orton throws water on Mr. T. Mr. T comes back and dominates round 3, with Piper falling to the floor. Round 4 starts with both men trading blows. T has Piper on spaghetti legs, so Piper shoves the referee down and body slams T. They of course ring the bell and we now have just about everybody who was at ringside in there. Mr. T is your victor as a result of a disqualification. This wasn't quite as bad as I had remembered, but it's certainly nothing you ever crave having to watch again.
Match Rating: 3/4*
We now go to the Rosemont Horizon with Gorilla Monsoon and Mean Gene Okerlund. Cathy Lee Crosby is your special announcer with Gorilla. Chet Coppock is the ring announcer.
WWF Women's Championship Match
Velvet McIntyre vs. Fabulous Moolah
Moolah goes right to work throwing McIntyre around by her hair. Moolah looks like she should be sitting a hot tub in a retirement community. McIntyre fights back and hits a body slam. She misses with a second rope splash, Moolah jumps on her and gets one of the worst looking pinfall victories you will ever see. What a joke of a match.
Match Rating: 1/4*
Flag Match
Nikolai Volkoff vs. Corporal Kirchner
It doesn't get any bigger than this. Volkoff is vicious to start off and slams Kirchner into the ring post. Kirchner fights back with some right hands and he already looks gassed. The referee gets knocked down, so Blassie tries to throw his cane into Volkoff. Kirchner intercepts it and he knocks out Volkoff for the victory. What a classic. The rules of the flag match were that you get to waive your flag if you win. This was so stupid.
Match Rating: 1/4*
WWF vs. NFL Battle Royal
Your competitors are Jimbo Covert, Pedro Morales, Tony Atlas, Ted Arcidi, Harvey Martin, Danny Spivey, Hillbilly Jim, King Tonga, Iron Sheik, Ernie Holmes, B. Brian Blair, Jim Brunzell, Big John Studd, Bill Fralic, Jim Neidhart, Bret Hart, Russ Francis, Bruno Sammartino, William Perry and Andre The Giant. It's obviously a big brawl to start and a lot of guys just doing nothing. Getting Perry was a pretty big deal at the time and Bruno being in there was a pretty big deal in the wrestling world as well. The Hart Foundation wearing blue will never be correct. The camerawork here is just absolutely awful, with them missing eliminations left and right. Bruno gets eliminated a little earlier than expected. Perry charges at both Hart Foundation members and the crowd goes nuts. He goes after Studd, but he hits him with an elbow and he's gone. Perry wants to give him a handshake and then he pulls Studd over the top to the floor. I should have mentioned also that NFL legends Ed "Too Tall" Jones and Dick Butkus were outside referees, which is also pretty cool. The Harts hit a double dropkick and Andre is tied up in the ropes. They then eliminate Russ Francis and we're down to the final three. They try to double team Andre, but Andre predictably fights it off and picks up the victory, last eliminating Bret. This was a little bit better than I remembered it being and the hot crowd helped.
Match Rating: *
We go back to New York for an interview with Roddy Piper. He claims Mr. T cheated and that when he dropped him on his head, it didn't do too much damage. We then go back to Chicago with Jimbo Covert who is furious about being cheated. Mean Gene then goes to Iron Sheik to talk about wrestlers being better than football players.
WWF Tag Team Championship Match
Dream Team vs. British Bulldogs
Ozzy Osbourne joins Captain Lou Albano in the Bulldogs corner. Davey Boy gets the better of Greg Valentine in the early going. Beefcake gets tagged in, but the results are the same with the Bulldogs showing off their superior teamwork. Valentine gets tagged in and shifts the momentum with a vertical suplex. There's a lot of bounce in this Chicago ring. I'm a little surprised at how one sided this match has been so far. The difference between Gorilla at the first WrestleMania compared to this one is a very positive change. He sounds a lot more like the Gorilla we all love. All four men eventually are in the ring and it leads to Valentine getting a cheap shot in on Dynamite as he's getting back in the ring. Davey Boy gets tagged in and hits a running powerslam, but Valentine kicks out at 2. Valentine is able to throw Davey Boy shoulder first into the ring post. The champions finally get in some offense and work on the left arm of Davey Boy. Valentine hits a shoulder breaker and arrogantly lifts up his shoulder at the count of 2. Davey Boy shoves Valentine into Dynamite and pins him to crown new champions. The crowd loves it, but this one wasn't not as well-worked as I had recalled. It wasn't bad, but it didn't really feel like they were on the same page.
Match Rating: ***
"The British Bulldogs foreverrrrr!" says Ozzy. Davey says that the Bulldogs are staying in the USA now. They really didn't know what they were doing at this point as far as presentation.
Vince and Susan talk about Hogan's match later on tonight. We then go to Los Angeles with Jesse Ventura, Lord Alfred Hayes and Elvira. What a crew.
Hercules Hernandez vs. Ricky Steamboat
Herc attacks as soon as the bell rings. Steamboat slides underneath Herc twice and hits a chop before working on the arm. Meanwhile, Elvira and Ventura make fun of the scarf on Steamboat's knee. Steamboat is just on another level than just about everyone on the roster at this time. Herc regains control after a clothesline and he definitely looks a lot more aggressive than he does in other matches I've seen of his. Hercules hits a couple of powerslams and is starting to stall. He climbs to the top rope, but Steamboat gets the knees up for the splash. Steamboat goes up top, hits the crossbody and picks up the victory. This wasn't a bad match by 1986 standards. Herc looked about as good as I can recall.
Match Rating: **1/2
Adrian Adonis vs. Uncle Elmer
Elmer mocks Adonis and then attacks him as he's going into the ring. Adonis takes some fantastic bumps to make the untalented Elmer look good. Adonis falls to the floor and Jimmy Hart is not happy. Elmer brings Adonis into the ring the hard way and then pushes him over the ropes. Adonis gets tangled up until Hart is able to assist. Elmer hits a splash in the corner, but misses with the leg drop. Adonis goes up to the top rope and hits a splash and gets the victory. Adonis was a really good wrestler and performer.
Match Rating: 3/4*
Lord Alfred is with Hulk Hogan to talk about his injuries that everyone is talking about. He says that he'd crawl to the ring if he had to.
Terry & Hoss Funk vs. Tito Santana & Junkyard Dog
The Funk brothers start off the match in trouble after some nice offense from Tito. It takes a cheap move by Terry to slow down Tito and then he tosses him outside. Jimmy gets in a couple of cheap shots behind the ref's back before Terry hits a vertical suplex. He goes for another one, but Tito counters it with one of his own. Both men collide, but Terry is able to tag in Hoss. JYD finally gets the hot tag and hits the old double noggin knocker. The match starts to break down a little bit and JYD is able to get a shot in on Jimmy. Tito puts the Figure Four on Dory, but they aren't the legal men. The referee forces Tito to his corner, Jimmy tosses in the megaphone and they hit it with him for the victory. With that, the Tito WrestleMania losing streak begins. This was a fun tag match that probably could have gone another 5-10 minutes.
Match Rating: ***
They show the crew carrying in the big blue steel cage. It looks like they recruited the staff from the local library. They then show Hogan training in his private gym and Hillbilly Jim is there. They show clips of King Kong Bundy attacking Hogan on Saturday Night's Main Event. This looks so tame. Hogan talks about the injury and his commitment to all of the Hulkamaniacs. I never bought what Hogan was selling. He then does pull ups with a weight around his neck. We then go live to Jesse Ventura with Bobby Heenan and King Kong Bundy. I'll never understand the no eyebrows for Bundy.
We then go back to New York with Susan saying their is a 0% chance of Bundy winning. They then bring out Tommy Lasorda as the guest ring announcer. He announces Ricky Schroeder and Robert Conrad.
Steel Cage Match For The WWF Championship
King Kong Bundy vs. Hulk Hogan
They start the match off exchanging blows with Hogan getting the best of Bundy. Hogan hits a big boot right off the bat. Bundy eventually is able to go after the injured ribs of Hogan. Bundy starts choking Hogan with the tape from around Hogan's ribs. Hogan comes back and throws Bundy into the cage. Bundy is now bleeding from the forehead and Hogan goes right after it. I will say that they are trying their best to make this match entertaining. Hogan keeps throwing him into the cage and Elvira thinks it should be stopped. Hogan goes for the body slam, but it backfires and he falls on his back. Bundy hits the avalanche in the corner and follows it up with the splash. Bundy tries to get out the door, but Hogan is able to grab his foot. Hogan "miraculously" battles back and hits a body slam this time. He hits the leg drop and starts to climb the cage. Bundy is able to grab him with Heenan standing right there. Hogan kicks Bundy to the mat and makes it over to the top and to the floor before Bundy can get to the door. That was a weak finish to an otherwise fine match by Hogan standards. Hogan gets Heenan in the ring and throws him into the cage. He hits an atomic drop and it sends Heenan out the door and to the floor.
Match Rating: **1/4
There is a lot not to like about this show, but I have to say it was a lot easier to digest than I expected. I will get crucified for this (well, assuming anyone were actually reading this), but I liked this better than WrestleMania V. They still didn't know what they had with pay-per-view and they had a long way to go with production values, but there was some charm to this show and it didn't overstay it's welcome like WrestleMania IV and V.
Overall Rating: 41%
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